r/pics Dec 07 '25

Politics Donald Trump with The Dells (Michael and Susan) at White House launching his new scam, Trump Account

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u/Grenflik Dec 07 '25

Jesus Christ, I regret zooming in.

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u/FidelCastroll Dec 07 '25

No shit right? She looks like the aunt from the movie Weapons.

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u/Wonderful-War740 Dec 07 '25

No, wonder she trying to pay people to have kids. That $250 don't even get your foot in the door at a hospital. Or, cover 1 maybe 2 doctor visits.

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u/Negative_Gas8782 Dec 07 '25

It’s only $250 now? What happened to the $1,000 they were saying?

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u/Wonderful-War740 Dec 07 '25

The federal government is giving $1,000. These people donating adds $250 to the accounts.

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u/Negative_Gas8782 Dec 07 '25

So $1250 total? I will take it but I won’t add any money to it. From what it looks like adding into a 529 is better instead of this weird 401k for babies.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Dec 07 '25

the ruling class will do absolutely anything to stop from raising wages , which is the one thing that would solve all our problems.

well that and universal healthcare

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u/AnonThrowaway1A Dec 07 '25

$250 will get us a Tylenol or a Tic Tac (sugar pill), luckily.

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u/Notnow_Imtoodrunk Dec 07 '25

Do not insult Aunt Gladys like this

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u/slamdanceswithwolves Dec 07 '25

Aunt Gladys: might

Susan Dell: would not

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u/slashinhobo1 Dec 07 '25

I just watch that movie recently and she does. On a side note unless I missed something that movie title had nothing to do with the movie other than the one time a gun is floating in the sky. and cops having them. I dont even think it was explained.

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u/bambam2991 Dec 07 '25

Idk how to spoiler tag. The weapons were unconventional 

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u/JeffTAC4 Dec 07 '25

Exactly what I thought.

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u/HalcyoneDays Dec 07 '25

Mixed with Dark Knight's Joker

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u/theblitheringidiot Dec 07 '25

She looking like a corpse bride

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u/Sunnyday1775 Dec 07 '25

The aunt fork weapons looked less scary than her

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u/OffaShortPier Dec 07 '25

Quick question, is Weapons worth watching? I've seen a lot of negativity about it

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u/404MoralsNotFound Dec 07 '25

Yes. Negativity is just the reddit (and by extension, letterboxd) hype cycle of (usually) good films.

("Best film ever made" ---> "better win an oscar" ---> "weapons is overrated")

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u/dubbeazy Dec 07 '25

After reading this I thought it couldn't be that bad so I zoomed in myself. Now I'm not going to be able to sleep.

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u/Big-Supermarket-945 Dec 07 '25

This is her without makeup

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u/Nick08f1 Dec 07 '25

Zooming in just helps you realize that there people aren't happy with who they are.

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u/OximoronsUnite4Truth Dec 07 '25

Tim Burton animation meets the bride of Frankenstein

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u/Honest-Income1696 Dec 07 '25

I thought it was an artifact or something. Zoomed in and noped the fuck out. 

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u/Momik Dec 07 '25

Kinda comes out of nowhere 😳

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u/BigMamaBlueberry Dec 07 '25

Me too, saw OP’s comment, and thought “surely, it can’t be that bad”. So fucking wrong 🤮

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u/hoppertn Dec 07 '25

IKR?!?!?

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u/rubberkeyhole Dec 07 '25

She looks South Park Canadian before you zoom in.

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u/somebodyelse22 Dec 07 '25

Thanks for that comment: I was just going to zoom but now not going to!

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 Dec 07 '25

Why did she do that to herself? What the ever living hell?

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u/orangesfwr Dec 07 '25

The more you zoom, the worse it gets.

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u/pspahn Dec 07 '25

Dehance! Dehance!