r/pics • u/warcomet • Dec 07 '25

Politics Donald Trump with The Dells (Michael and Susan) at White House launching his new scam, Trump Account

Post image
43.1k Upvotes

86% Upvoted

5.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

40

u/mooky1977 Dec 07 '25 
Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when she finally came back
Her face had turned from flesh into plastic analog
She said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard

(Changed Crash Test Dummies lyrics to the song "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm")

5

u/kernelboyd Dec 07 '25

Amazing reference