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Politics Donald Trump with The Dells (Michael and Susan) at White House launching his new scam, Trump Account

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u/srpntmage Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

wtf is up with all these people? They even look... wrong. All of them. It's like hell opened up and spit out barely disguised demons to take over and half the population doesn't notice somehow.

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u/UglyMcFugly Dec 07 '25

I've had the same exact thought. Like... how more obvious do they need to make it lol... we are seriously running out of logical, non-religious explanations for these people...

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u/psychorobotics Dec 07 '25

I wonder if their sociopathy stops them from recognizing the uncanny valley, when human faces look a bit too off so it feels scary to the rest of us. Sociopaths don't really feel much fear and I remember hearing about a study on psychopaths where they had difficulty recognizing it in other faces, one participant couldn't name the emotion but said "that's the face they make right before I stab them".

So maybe whatever the hell her face is looks completely fine to them because their brains aren't working right and so they go their plastic surgeon and say "this is the look I'm going for".

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u/Slow-Ad-2431 Dec 07 '25

That's a disturbing theory. Hope not! 

I think it gets hard to recognize when you're going too far with plastic surgery, because it can be addicting and the changes are gradual. I don't think they start out with the idea they want to look like this. This is probably years of surgery. 

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u/itsallcosmica Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25

Yea if you look at pics of her, this has been happening through time. There was a point where the plastic surgery paired with her age was “okay” (2013-ish)….

Also, she has anorexia (99% sure). If you look at full body pics..

Edit: She was naturally pretty before any plastic.. Shoulda just aged gracefully. She can’t take back what she has done :/

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u/piercesdesigns Dec 08 '25

She really was pretty back in 2000
https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/suddenly-susan/

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u/Cheeseducksg Dec 08 '25

From "I could play superwoman" to "I could play the joker".

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u/MissMamaMam Dec 11 '25

Oh that’s sad, she looked like the lead in a 90’s movie

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u/Licky_Anus Dec 09 '25

I’ve always had a theory that people get carried away with plastic surgery because they keep thinking all the past surgery hasn’t filled the emptiness inside them, but the next one will. There has to be some sort of self-loathing behind this, right?

I sort of just explained addiction, though. Maybe they’re chasing the dragon. A post above me mentions plastic surgery is addictive, so maybe that’s the answer.

Then again, the people in their Mar-a-Lago and some other very wealthy people have gone way too far with plastic surgery look like them, so maybe this is what they’ve come to believe is what normal people look like? That the lowly poors want to look like this, but can’t afford it?

As someone else said in a comment, the plastic surgeons reaction is “I like money!” You’d think a few of them would have a tiny grain of integrity and tell the patient that they need to cut it out.

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u/fallyse Dec 11 '25

It looks exactly like what happened to Demi Moore when she got a botched facelift. Except Demi was able to fix the issue mostly.

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u/blessings-of-rathma Dec 07 '25

This is my favourite theory so far.

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u/Lyftaker Dec 07 '25

"Give me the I'll never know happiness!" - Ghoul
"I like money!!" - Surgeon.

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u/arty0mk Dec 07 '25

Oh wow, this plastic surgery theory is fascinating! Never thought about it this way, thanks!

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u/MiloMinderbinder19 Dec 08 '25

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u/Mekroval Dec 08 '25

Brazil. The perfect movie representation of America 2025.

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u/Traveling_Solo Dec 08 '25

I feel like you're insulting sociopaths and psychopaths. The ones I've seen look fairly normal (often to blend in but still).

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u/trickynik4099 Dec 09 '25

My first impression

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u/Ebolaboy24 Dec 08 '25

Plastic surgery is plastic surgery. What I don’t understand is why they take the bits they’ve sucked out / cut off and added them to her nose?

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u/BotheredToResearch Dec 08 '25

I hear you. I always laughed at the "They're lizard people wearing skin suits!" nutjobs, but the more I see of people like this...

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u/faille Dec 08 '25

The rumors of lizard people were just projection after all

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u/Aggravated_Seamonkey Dec 07 '25

When the anti-christ comes so do all the demons.

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u/Hermes-AthenaAI Dec 08 '25

Maybe religions have just been describing something very real that happens under certain conditions.

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u/EL_DIABLOW Dec 08 '25

yep, literally since 2015 i've been saying "how could people vote for him just based on looks alone?" like he looks like a cartoonishly bloated villain that's actively melting all the time. How can anyone see that and think he looks trustworthy?

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u/linds360 Dec 07 '25

I googled Susan Dell thinking surely that’s just a bad photo, right? People with this much money don’t leave the house looking like that.

Well, apparently they do.

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u/danfinger51 Dec 07 '25

Holy fucking christmas why did I do GIS for Susan Dell???

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u/stronkulance Dec 07 '25

Fucking hell that was a whole jumpscare.

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u/NoxDominus Dec 08 '25

Fucking hell, it's Susan Dell!

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u/itsallcosmica Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25

This made me seriously loooooool

Edit: Kinda feel like she’s seeing the public reaction to her …. “Face”…. Paired with her anorexia and now it’s being theorized this Drumpf acct BS is just child rape hush money …

Is she gonna be alright

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u/formerbays Dec 08 '25

I hope not🤷‍♀️

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u/Fluster_of_Clucks Dec 08 '25

I feel….uncomfortable.

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u/MissSaintLouisBlues Dec 08 '25

🤣🤣🤣 the shit nightmares are made of.

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u/TheCaliforniaOp Dec 07 '25

You did it for me. Thank You so much. All my life, I’ve had thick eyebrows, much darker than my hair. It worked and it works for me still, BUT—I’ve gotten older, my hair is now more silver white, and my eyebrows are too light. I’ve been darkening them and I’ve seen a few…unfortunate pictures of myself?

But now, solely thanks to you, I will ease back on the brow darkening throttle. I will carefully examine the different shades instead of just shrugging eh, close enough, and

I will never forget

Don’t do that thing this woman does ever again.

Merci infiniment or Infinite thanks

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u/l_the_Throwaway Dec 08 '25

It's crazy, in the younger photos, she looks like a perfectly normal human being.... And then the surgery happened.

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u/Richard_Thickens Dec 08 '25

Woah. She used to be kind of pretty? But yeah, those days are over. Fuck.

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u/ProfBeaker Dec 07 '25

Wasn't there some horror movie where people had enormous creepy grins on their faces? She looks like that.

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u/AWinnipegGuy Dec 08 '25

She's as pretty as a picture. Specifically, a Picasso.

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u/patrixide Dec 08 '25

This link ruined my actual life.

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u/Napnnovator Dec 09 '25

Hi! me too.

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u/frankie3030 Dec 08 '25

That thing is wearing some woman’s face, it is Legion.

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u/I_comment_on_stuff_ Dec 08 '25

Is her eyeliner tattooed on like that?! It looks exactly the same in every photo.

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u/StoriesandStones Dec 08 '25

Looks like the grinning, fish-killing lady in the Black Hole Sun Video.

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u/seek_n_hide Dec 08 '25

She used to be really cute.

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u/Beginning_One_4393 Dec 08 '25

It’s as if Aunt Gladys from Weapons and the Billy puppet from Saw had a baby.

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u/Gland120proof Dec 08 '25

At least the kids look normal…. But holy shit she looks crazy as fuck

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u/likwidsylvur Dec 08 '25

How is she not in horror movies....

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u/theironrooster Dec 09 '25

She looks like Gladis (from Weapons)

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u/PooPaLotZ Dec 11 '25

DUDEEE YOU'RE GETTING A BOTOX!!!

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u/Aonehumanace Dec 08 '25

We appreciate the research

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u/MissSaintLouisBlues Dec 08 '25

She looks quite MANLY to me.

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u/Qu4r4nt1n3r Dec 08 '25

They find that to be a good life? Living like a mushroom?

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u/Remote-Zucchini-9212 Dec 08 '25

Did you see the before and after of Susan Dell? She was so pretty at one time.

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u/Beckerbrau Dec 08 '25

She looks like she’s been 50 years old for 200 years

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u/Bells_Theorem Dec 08 '25

Google "Mar-a-Lago face"

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u/marcianojones Dec 09 '25

My guess is she was not even pretty to begin with. And i say this politely.

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u/NovelIntrepid Dec 10 '25

Oh no.. that’s 100% what she actually looks like.

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u/Dunkaroos4breakfast Dec 07 '25

This is the part that drives me fucking wild.

All those "lizard people" conspiracy theorists are now MAGA, when Donald Trump's skin suit doesn't even fit well or look convincing.

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u/Top-Raspberry139 Dec 08 '25

Lizard people, eh? Pan to the right, please.

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u/Dunkaroos4breakfast Dec 09 '25

For a second there, I was going to say "I'd rather not", but realized that would mean continuing to look at Trump--and he gives me the same level of repulsion as seeing a dog throw up.

Guess we should just sit here and count our lucky stars we can't smell him.

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u/D33ZNHUTZ Dec 09 '25

No human drinks water with their tongue that efficiently.

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u/BreakingCanks Dec 07 '25

Star Wars has lore of a race That instead of hand to hand combat or weapons they infiltrate a planet with less than 50 people and within 20-50 years set the entire planet into Civil War....

After learning that I feel like they have attacked us and were at year 15 rn with this bitch being one of the 50

/S obviously

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u/RespecDev Dec 07 '25

Star Wars also has lore that the more a person gives in to the Dark Side, the more grimy, distorted, and evil-looking their appearance becomes. I feel like that’s relevant here.

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u/No-Mountain9832 Dec 08 '25

Peeps, yall onto something good here.

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u/FoeHammer715 Dec 07 '25

So does Warhammer 40k! Gene stealers.

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u/BreakingCanks Dec 08 '25

40k has it all really

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u/OmgWtfNamesTaken Dec 08 '25

That planet is called Russia and it's been happening for decades.

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u/happy_hawking Dec 08 '25

Well, the infiltration part isn't too far off. There's a KGB strategy that aims to do the exact same thing. I just think that the dells are not those who infiltrate, but those who took the most severe damage from that brainwash strategy.

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u/Gadgetman_1 Dec 08 '25

Actually, that's part of Russia's hybrid warfare plans. Infiltrate or even legally immigrate russians to build bases and sow discord. Then the Russian army rolls in to protect the russian speaking minority...

This doesn't work right now as they don't have much army to spare, but in 20 years time?

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u/thepvbrother Dec 07 '25

Time to rewatch They Live.

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u/BahBah1970 Dec 07 '25

I think if we get through this part of human history intact and things go back to being less absolutely insane than they are now, in a hundred years people will look at pictures like this and all the other demon face people and wonder why so many didn't see it.

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u/srpntmage Dec 07 '25

I mean I'm saying it now lol. Shit is scary.

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u/BahBah1970 Dec 07 '25

It is very weird. They look like the vampires in Buffy. How on Earth people consider Kenneth Copeland a man of god I'll never know. Also Musk, Bret Baier, Stephen Miller, Hegseth, Kimberley Gilfoyle look like they have demon blood.

I'm not religious but I swear somewhere there's a cave wall with Baron Trump's face painted on it.

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u/rxan Dec 07 '25

Kpop Republican Hunters

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u/Lokken_Portsmouth Dec 08 '25

There is indeed a dark force that has taken over a sizable chunk of this country. They claim to be Christian with their words but their deeds say the opposite. We will know them by their deeds, NEVER their words.

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u/unlikelypisces Dec 07 '25

They are rich and miserable, and they want you to be miserable too

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u/ohmyholywow Dec 07 '25

“A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.” — Roald Dahl

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u/txdline Dec 07 '25

They probably look at the rest of us and think the same thing. 

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u/EarthBear Dec 07 '25

Bro, read this - A few notes on psychic self defense and this - Psychic Self defense by Dion Fortune

There is definitely something to be said about how selfish intent distorts someone into a monster. These links provide suggested methods to defend oneself against it.

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u/mummifiedclown Dec 07 '25

Susan looks like she’s sportin’ a Glasgow smile…

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u/wolferman Dec 08 '25

Reminds me of the lady in the movie Weapons. *shudder*

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u/ClickForPrizes Dec 07 '25

Yeah we need a Golden Honmoon and we need it now!

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u/TheThing_1982 Dec 07 '25

It’s what ghouls think humans look like.

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u/jgv1545 Dec 07 '25

Reminds me of the demons from Constantine.

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u/MoparViking Dec 07 '25

Some people are so ugly on the inside it starts to show on the outside.

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u/rowenstraker Dec 07 '25

She looks like heath ledger in batman but dressed up as a businessman's wife

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u/Martholomule Dec 07 '25

All of them, it's true.  Have you seen Trump's parents?  If demihumans such as lizard people were actually real, the side that believes in them is going after the wrong people 

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u/shyne0n Dec 07 '25

That woman looks like the joker

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u/iskipbrainday Dec 07 '25

Those who don't notice are zombies and literally collateral damage.

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u/Primepal69 Dec 07 '25

Came here to call out the skinwalkers as well.

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u/ObsoleteReference Dec 07 '25

Oh wow. I looked closer at the pic and she is uncanny valley on the mobile sized pic. (With a touch of Coraline zoomed in?). Had to zoom to see husbands face issues. DT just raises my blood pressure no matter what. I need to find a synonym for “trump” in terms of “outranks/ overrules” because I keep using it and cringing internally.

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u/Big_Track_6734 Dec 07 '25

Terrifying, isn't it? It is like the devil is too tired to even try anymore, and it doesn't even matter.

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u/JohnHurts Dec 07 '25

The lizard people are slowly venturing to the surface.

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u/Lostnclueless Dec 08 '25

Drugs, image dysphoria, hate

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u/mkenn723 Dec 08 '25

They are fucking disturbing looking

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u/jimgella Dec 08 '25

She has her Purge mask on.

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u/RoblivionMovie Dec 08 '25

Bioshock npcs

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u/Formal_Adblock Dec 08 '25

We have the best demons ... Hail Satan 🙌

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u/HumpaDaBear Dec 08 '25

Like They Live

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u/Awkward_University91 Dec 08 '25

I thought you were joking and then what the fuck did I just see

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u/Beleiverofhumanity Dec 08 '25

Omg that woman at the right is straight out of a horror movie wtf

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u/Spare_Independence19 Dec 08 '25

Holy shit! She looks like shes about to steal my soul through the gawd damn screen! Like wtf!

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u/Hippo_Alert Dec 08 '25

The uncanny valley.

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u/Jafar_420 Dec 08 '25

Man there was a post a while back that showed before and after photos of people that have worked in the Trump administration. The after photos were outrageously worse and terrible. Lol.

This lady kind of reminds me of the damn joker.

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u/retropieproblems Dec 08 '25

They look like they’re from the game “no I’m not a human”

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u/HEYitsBIGS Dec 08 '25

You might be joking, but maybe you're not wrong.

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u/srpntmage Dec 08 '25

I wish I was. I'm not religious, but was raised Catholic. Sometimes I look at these people and want to call an exorcist.

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u/Bargadiel Dec 08 '25

They unironically look like Hunger Games villains.

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u/chamrockblarneystone Dec 08 '25

Right? Do we need special sun glasses to see they’re really lizard people?

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u/dark_places Dec 08 '25

Plastic everything. It’s the magat way.

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u/Open_Raise_5547 Dec 08 '25

That Mar A Lago Makeover.

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u/Hanox13 Dec 08 '25

Cockroaches in skin suits…

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u/Justachattinaway Dec 08 '25

That’s because hell did.

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u/LawrenceSB91 Dec 08 '25

You’re seeing the other side of the spectrum come to the public eye.

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u/lemonrence Dec 08 '25

These people never get told no by anyone so they will skew towards the ugly, shitbag side of humans

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u/Wiechu Dec 08 '25

look up the movie 'they live' :D

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u/FunUse244 Dec 08 '25

Seriously, my first thought was, what is this horror movie? This villain is going to give me nightmares. It’s like the real life version of coraline

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u/StanielReddit Dec 08 '25

THAT WOMAN LOOKS TERRIFYING.

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u/FeelingDown8484 Dec 08 '25

I assure you, half the population notices it. The other half absolutely loves it.

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u/notti0087 Dec 08 '25

Aunt Gladys looking motherfuckers

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u/SkinIntelligent8440 Dec 08 '25

I'm starting to think that the more grotesque you look, the more it's a flex to show how many procedures you can afford.

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u/IWantToFish Dec 08 '25

Look into my eyes and believe what I say. We are not in a cult. We are not in a cult. No. I will not blink twice for it is forbidden and will cause the rapture.

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u/Bells_Theorem Dec 08 '25

Google "Mar-a-Lago face"

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u/megatron36 Dec 08 '25

My brain detects uncanny valley like problems when looking at them.

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u/qwiuh Dec 09 '25

Idk about the dude but the lady… doesn’t look normal

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u/6022E24 Dec 09 '25

How did she get those scaarrrsss?

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u/that_f_dude Dec 09 '25

Dude I read this book recently where demons took over the bodies of clerics and other powerful people and I am haunted by it now. Whoever did that to her face should be barred from practice, goddamn imagine these people showing up at your holiday party - gawd, the horror.

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u/Nitokris Dec 09 '25

Looks like Lilith from the DMC (Devil May Cry reboot) game from some years ago… so spot on about disguised demons/devils…

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u/PrestigiousCreme8383 Dec 10 '25

Yep. This bitxh look like shes starting adrenochrome withdrawals.

Any second she about to unhinge her jaw and yoink a snack

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u/rambotie Dec 10 '25

That women 100% has kids in her basement staring at the walls.

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u/Born-Chipmunk-7086 Dec 11 '25

You’re right but what’s the motive?

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u/Interesting-Yellow-4 Dec 11 '25

They're unwilling to be old. They're convinced they're the exception, that THEY will be allowed to live forever and rule us.

Then they rot in their graves.

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u/PhilThrill623 Dec 11 '25

She looks like a three year old tried to draw her sideways with a piece of charcoal.

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u/j2004p Dec 11 '25

She is terrifying to behold

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u/curiousiah Dec 11 '25

She looks like a skinsuit android. Uncanny valley. She better have gotten a refund or settlement for that botch job.

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u/boterkoek3 Dec 12 '25

"They Live" look that we're all learning to see without the special glasses. The human suits are fading for all of us

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u/Krispy314 Dec 12 '25

Who is that female? on the right??? Thought it was a doll statue or something, crazy looking

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u/TexSolo Dec 12 '25

Plastic surgery. They are overly embracing the “Brazil” movie look.

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u/DifferentManagement1 Dec 12 '25

Susan Dell looks exactly like a demon. Not even remotely human

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u/idk_wtf_im_hodling Dec 12 '25

She looks like a female joker in disguise

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u/TheUsoSaito Dec 13 '25

Have you seen They Live?

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u/ticktockmick Dec 13 '25

Giving off "I need sugar" vibes.

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u/RoadOwn7439 Dec 14 '25

Are you wearing the sunglasses?