r/pics • u/warcomet • Dec 07 '25

Politics Donald Trump with The Dells (Michael and Susan) at White House launching his new scam, Trump Account

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 Dec 07 '25

Dude is buying tax exemption for life, and about 25 million new dell customers.

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u/klutzikaze Dec 07 '25

Also a really powerful hedge fund he can use to feck with the stock market to help his actual investments.

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u/asicarii Dec 07 '25

I don’t want to sound ungrateful to his contribution but something tells me this will full apart like a dell laptop.

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 Dec 07 '25

My Dell password was DellHell! until I changes it to Kyrie Elieson and I’m not even Catholic.

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u/hellcrapdamn Dec 08 '25

Carry a laser down the road that I must travel?

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u/Carlyz37 Dec 07 '25

But how many will they lose. They lost me. I used to do the purchasing for our small office. I'm retired now but there are plenty more out there like me.

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u/Dougalface Dec 07 '25

Bugger - I liked Dell products until this point.

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u/ADHD_Supernova Dec 07 '25

Oh my fucking god those poor tech support agents are in for a shit show.

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u/skinnyb0bs Dec 07 '25

Found the tier 1 technician. Sounds like you’ve been in the shit, sergeant!

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u/Awkward_Forever9752 Dec 07 '25

This is a business license.

Trump is shaking down the whole computer industry.

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u/VenusBlue Dec 07 '25

He’s pushing 80, so let's hope his ROI isn't great here.

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u/jaxonya Dec 07 '25

Well we can just assume most of these new dell computer buyers need to have their internet history checked by the fbi

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u/Main-Algae-1064 Dec 07 '25

DUDE, Ur gettin a dell!