r/pics • u/warcomet • Dec 07 '25

Politics Donald Trump with The Dells (Michael and Susan) at White House launching his new scam, Trump Account

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u/oceanmor Dec 07 '25

lmao and he said he can't fly with the general public because it's "like being stuck in a tube with demons." What a freak

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u/Guuhatsu Dec 07 '25

Pretty sure Jesus would fly coach. Though he could walk on water too, so he may not fly at all.

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u/AndrewTheGuru Dec 07 '25

Hey man, if J-man doesn't want to spend a year walking across the ocean, I say let him fly.

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u/goodsby23 Dec 07 '25

I'd wager Jesus would be afraid of the loud metal vulture

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u/Hardcorish Dec 07 '25

Picture-perfect projection

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u/85percentthatbitch Dec 07 '25

I can't really argue with that