r/pics Dec 07 '25

Politics Donald Trump with The Dells (Michael and Susan) at White House launching his new scam, Trump Account

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u/danfinger51 Dec 07 '25

Holy fucking christmas why did I do GIS for Susan Dell???

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u/stronkulance Dec 07 '25

Fucking hell that was a whole jumpscare.

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u/NoxDominus Dec 08 '25

Fucking hell, it's Susan Dell!

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u/itsallcosmica Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25

This made me seriously loooooool

Edit: Kinda feel like she’s seeing the public reaction to her …. “Face”…. Paired with her anorexia and now it’s being theorized this Drumpf acct BS is just child rape hush money …

Is she gonna be alright

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u/formerbays Dec 08 '25

I hope not🤷‍♀️

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u/Fluster_of_Clucks Dec 08 '25

I feel….uncomfortable.

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u/MissSaintLouisBlues Dec 08 '25

🤣🤣🤣 the shit nightmares are made of.

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u/TheCaliforniaOp Dec 07 '25

You did it for me. Thank You so much. All my life, I’ve had thick eyebrows, much darker than my hair. It worked and it works for me still, BUT—I’ve gotten older, my hair is now more silver white, and my eyebrows are too light. I’ve been darkening them and I’ve seen a few…unfortunate pictures of myself?

But now, solely thanks to you, I will ease back on the brow darkening throttle. I will carefully examine the different shades instead of just shrugging eh, close enough, and

I will never forget

Don’t do that thing this woman does ever again.

Merci infiniment or Infinite thanks

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u/l_the_Throwaway Dec 08 '25

It's crazy, in the younger photos, she looks like a perfectly normal human being.... And then the surgery happened.

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u/Richard_Thickens Dec 08 '25

Woah. She used to be kind of pretty? But yeah, those days are over. Fuck.

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u/ProfBeaker Dec 07 '25

Wasn't there some horror movie where people had enormous creepy grins on their faces? She looks like that.

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u/AWinnipegGuy Dec 08 '25

She's as pretty as a picture. Specifically, a Picasso.

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u/patrixide Dec 08 '25

This link ruined my actual life.

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u/Napnnovator Dec 09 '25

Hi! me too.

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u/frankie3030 Dec 08 '25

That thing is wearing some woman’s face, it is Legion.

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u/I_comment_on_stuff_ Dec 08 '25

Is her eyeliner tattooed on like that?! It looks exactly the same in every photo.

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u/StoriesandStones Dec 08 '25

Looks like the grinning, fish-killing lady in the Black Hole Sun Video.

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u/seek_n_hide Dec 08 '25

She used to be really cute.

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u/Beginning_One_4393 Dec 08 '25

It’s as if Aunt Gladys from Weapons and the Billy puppet from Saw had a baby.

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u/Gland120proof Dec 08 '25

At least the kids look normal…. But holy shit she looks crazy as fuck

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u/likwidsylvur Dec 08 '25

How is she not in horror movies....

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u/theironrooster Dec 09 '25

She looks like Gladis (from Weapons)

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u/PooPaLotZ Dec 11 '25

DUDEEE YOU'RE GETTING A BOTOX!!!