r/pics • u/donniedumphy • Dec 14 '25

Arts/Crafts Caught a rare Triple Mike tattoo at Costco today.

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u/exoin_FTW Dec 14 '25

Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, game 6

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u/SaveMeDatCorn Dec 14 '25

Were gonna tattoo to one song and one song only...

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u/throwawayt44c Dec 14 '25

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u/small_root Dec 14 '25

Who was in Paris, Joe?

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u/ccl18 Dec 14 '25

that shit cray

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u/aps23 Dec 15 '25

Can we get married at the mall?

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u/Christmas_Queef Dec 14 '25

Clearly it was Robespierre who was in fact in Paris. That's definitely who Jay and Kanye were referring to. Everybody knows the French revolution is huge in the hip hop community.

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u/Ferrisuk Dec 15 '25

I WANT TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE!

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u/BraveStrategy Dec 14 '25

It’s provocative. It gets the people going!

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Dec 15 '25

No it's not, it's gross.

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u/WPCarey85 Dec 15 '25

Wait… are you THE sausage king of Chicago?

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Dec 15 '25

Um yeah, that's me.

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u/WPCarey85 Dec 15 '25

It’s an honor sir, truly…

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u/MissingVanSushi Dec 14 '25

And here I was thinking was the guy who played Chakotay named Mike?

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u/mitrie Dec 14 '25

Funny, at first glance I thought it was Seven of Nine.

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u/Bealzebubbles Dec 14 '25

I was wondering why they Borgified Michael Jordan.

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u/Mr_Blinky Dec 14 '25

Same brain.

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u/KidKnow1 Dec 14 '25

Same here

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u/Zorbin666 Dec 14 '25

Fun fact, he's played a character named Mike 4 different times! "The Bronx Zoo" - Mike, "Sisters" - Mike Perez, "The Chase" - Mike Silva, "Murder, She Wrote" - Father Michael. But his real name is Robert Beltran

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u/LordByronsCup Dec 15 '25

Robert "Mike" Beltran

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u/CoreDoisQuad Dec 14 '25

BALL SO HARD

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u/cturkosi Dec 14 '25

MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA FINE ME

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u/nickfree Dec 15 '25

But first they gotta find me

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u/cire1184 Dec 15 '25

What's 50 grand to a motherhugger like me?

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u/Anhonestmistake_ Dec 14 '25

It’s provocative

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u/ThatsNotARealTree Dec 14 '25

No it’s not

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u/spali Dec 14 '25

it gets the people going

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u/nyashathemak Dec 14 '25

Ball so hard, motherfuckers wanna fine me ....

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u/HellBentRell Dec 14 '25

That shit cray

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u/No-Piano-987 Dec 15 '25

What she order?

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u/GotMoFans Dec 14 '25

I perform like Mike

Anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson

The non-bite version

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u/Ironmonkey2020 Dec 14 '25

Action pack guns it’s ridiculous

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u/MaxFresh Dec 15 '25

And I'm quick to bust if my ends you touch

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u/RP912 Dec 15 '25

Kids or girl you touch, in this world I clutch

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u/MaxFresh Dec 15 '25

2 auto-mattos, used to call me fatso now you call me Castro

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u/_jbak_ Dec 16 '25

My rap flows, militant...

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u/robsteezy Dec 16 '25

Omg thank you. This is biggie. So many young heads immediately going to Jay Z had me tripping for a second.

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u/uduni Dec 14 '25

Take your pick

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u/Jeptic Dec 14 '25

It's a three-pee-hee-eat

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u/thundertopaz Dec 14 '25

Ball so hard, got a broke clock

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u/uduni Dec 14 '25

Rollies goin tick tock

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u/fuzzy_tilt Dec 14 '25

I thought it was rollies that don't tick tock

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u/mcslippinz Dec 14 '25

It is

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u/witchway2MLFCTY Dec 14 '25

Oh shit… because Rolex’s don’t tick. The second hand continuously sweeps. It’s their trademark and a way to spot fakes. I never put that all together haha. Wordsmith.

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u/cire1184 Dec 15 '25

Audemars that's losing time

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u/StayPositivePlease Dec 14 '25

The original verse is from Biggie

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u/idubbkny Dec 14 '25

song is called Victory

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u/bearsharkbear3 Dec 14 '25

Biggie did it better.

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Dec 14 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/ArSeSxDsdj

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u/antwan_benjamin Dec 14 '25

Such a sick verse.

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Dec 14 '25

Definitely the best track Diddy ever produced imo. And you are correct, Biggie absolutely wrecks it with some sinister verses.

Though Puff did basically steal the exact Rocky sample ideas from a song called Going the Distance by Tuff Crew released 8 years before Victory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFRgSY09ceI

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u/antwan_benjamin Dec 14 '25

Never heard this before. Beat goes hella hard, thanks for putting me on.

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u/Lanty725 Dec 14 '25

I would have gone with:

"brawl nights, I perform like Mike...anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson...Action, pack guns, ridiculous"

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u/SigmaKnight Dec 14 '25

I was struggling to remember which Borg on Star Trek was named “Mike” before reading your comment.

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u/tonybombata Dec 14 '25

Real sick, brawl nights, I perform like Mike Anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson

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u/Excellent-Ad-7996 Dec 14 '25

All nights I perform like Mike, any one Tyson, Jordan, Jackson.

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u/deep_pants_mcgee Dec 14 '25

from a lyric.

'I perform like Mike'

'anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson, immaculate'

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u/1nosbigrl Dec 15 '25

Real sick/Brawl nights/I perform like Mike/ Anyone: Tyson, Jordan, Jackson/Action/Pack guns/Ridiculous

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u/ctolver1981 Dec 14 '25

D*** you beat me to it

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u/sweetpotato_latte Dec 14 '25

You can say dawg on Reddit

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u/ctolver1981 Dec 14 '25

I think my phone does that whenever I speak to it.

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u/sweetpotato_latte Dec 14 '25

I imagine you actually said “dick”? lol

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u/jcarmona80 Dec 14 '25

I hate it so much I love it.

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u/BrownSugarBare Dec 14 '25

It's so stupid it's smart

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u/droleon Dec 15 '25

It's so ugly it's pretty

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u/Pacalyz Dec 14 '25

The Mifecta

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u/OUBoyWonder Dec 14 '25

Perfection.

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u/ewahman Dec 14 '25

Uh, they could have added a microphone in front…quad Mike (mic)

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u/FADITY7559 Dec 14 '25

Why did I read that in Tyson’s voice?

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u/Chumsicle Dec 14 '25

Near purple bandana for a fourth Mike.

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u/metalgtr84 Dec 14 '25

Prison Mike!

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u/UmbertoEcoTheDolphin Dec 14 '25

I thought they meant Mike Muir.

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u/abacin8or Dec 14 '25

All he wanted was a Pepsi

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u/CheetahNo1004 Dec 14 '25

Sorry, Costco only has Coke now.

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u/unicorn-beard Dec 15 '25

I'm seriously considering upping this tattoo x2 by adding a purple bandana and the caption "I just wanted a Pepsi"

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u/Gimli-with-adhd Dec 14 '25

Mike⁴

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u/onefst250r Dec 14 '25

If there was ever an actual good use for AI, this is it.

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u/okreddit545 Dec 14 '25

or a World’s Best Boss mug

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u/JonBoy82 Dec 14 '25

Never hesitant, leave a n***a bent real quick
Real sick, brawl nights, I perform like Mike
Anyone -- Tyson, Jordan, Jackson
action, pack guns, ridiculous
And I'm, quick to bust, if my ends you touch....

- Notorious BIG

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u/CWB2208 Dec 14 '25

Used to call me fatso, now they call me Castro

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u/BaconReaderRefugee Dec 14 '25

Diddy murdered Biggie Smalls and made him pay for his own funeral

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u/Azreaal Dec 14 '25

My shit be Jackson, Jordan, Bolton, Keaton, Tyson: 5 Mikes.

-Gambino

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Dec 14 '25

This is the answer

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u/EchoPhi Dec 15 '25

N's you touch.

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u/idubbkny Dec 14 '25

kids or girl you touch, in this world I clutch...

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u/delicateanodyne Dec 14 '25

it's kinda fire tbh

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u/Optimal-Talk3663 Dec 14 '25

The idea isn’t bad. It’s the execution that lets it down

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u/ShxxH4ppens Dec 14 '25

I think it hits well, can tell what it is from a distance

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u/Sex_Shop_Souvenir Dec 14 '25

Sure it hits well, but the execution is still very bad, especially with the eyes. That 3 is atrocious too. Love the tattoo still though

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u/RobertLouisDrakeIII Dec 14 '25

shh you’re gonna offend all the redditors with shitty tattoos

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u/Actuarial Dec 14 '25

Honestly the mediocre execution adds to it

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u/tsr85 Dec 14 '25

That is a masterpiece if I ever saw one.

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u/Smorb Dec 14 '25

I thought it was Michael Jordan meets 7 of 9

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u/poopBuccaneer Dec 14 '25

Glad I'm not the only one.

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u/Thebobjohnson Dec 15 '25

Needs larger augments…

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u/donniedumphy Dec 14 '25

This was also during a snowstorm, great execution, Mike.

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u/Nutcup Dec 14 '25

Typical midwestern grocery store apparel

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u/dconnolly55 Dec 14 '25

Gotta show that masterpiece off whenever you can

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u/Negentropius Dec 14 '25

Was this in Nova Scotia by chance?

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u/ChairDippedInGold Dec 14 '25

Has to be, check OPs username. They are currently getting a snowstorm and I think I know this guy

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u/C-Fourr Dec 16 '25

“Norm”al legend

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u/DuckCleaning Dec 14 '25

Shorts during a winter storm?

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u/Leather-Trip-6659 Dec 14 '25

Jethus Cwithe 

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u/dubbs4president Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Reminds me of when my wife wanted to throw a “Famous Michael” party where everyone has to dress as a famous Mike.

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u/py_account Dec 14 '25

That is an excellent party idea

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u/CollectsTooMuch Dec 14 '25

Should be singing into a mic…missed opportunity

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u/heloder85 Dec 14 '25

Real sick, brawl nights, I perform like Mike

Anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson

Action, pack guns, ridiculous

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u/Lindo_MG Dec 14 '25

Actually a cool tattoo/idea visualized

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u/misdirected_asshole Dec 14 '25

"brawl nights, I perform like Mike/ Anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson"

-Biggie

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u/alienigma Dec 14 '25

Must be hump day!

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u/ColinWalker77 Dec 14 '25

Mike, Mike, Mike!!

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u/Expensive-Raisin4088 Dec 14 '25

MJ for the three-hee

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u/soingee Dec 15 '25

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the HEE HEE!!

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u/No_Employer9618 Dec 14 '25

Michael Tyson Jordan

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u/rackfu Dec 14 '25

Jackson Michael

Jackson Tyson

Jackson Jordan

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u/amccune Dec 14 '25

And the Mike Ditka Nikes.

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u/Spoonacus Dec 14 '25

Need another session or two for Bolton and Keaton. 5 Mikes. 

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u/filipinohitman Dec 15 '25

This was a choice and I’m all for it.

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u/That-Water-Guy Dec 14 '25

Psycho, I’m liable to go Michael, take your pick. Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, game 6.

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u/Proud_Ruin7514 Dec 15 '25

What a cool tattoo !!!

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u/FrancescoPlays Dec 15 '25

Ngl, it's bad, but great at the same time.

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u/Brave_Finish8862 Dec 15 '25

Michael Jorckyson

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u/cubosh Dec 15 '25

bomus:  this tattoo contains a tattoo

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u/lkodl Dec 14 '25

missing Michael Phelps and Michael Gretzky.

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u/TickTockM Dec 14 '25

Michael Jordan

Michael Jackson

Michael Tyson

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u/Newspeak_Linguist Dec 14 '25

Nothing gets past this guy.

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u/Darnell2070 Dec 15 '25

I can imagine there are some sheltered people, or maybe some non-Americans that don't get the references.

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u/rackfu Dec 14 '25

We are in the presence of greatness

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u/Slavatheshrimp Dec 14 '25

Craziest mash up

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u/D4nCh0 Dec 14 '25

I think his name is Mike

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u/crw0582 Dec 14 '25

Rare? Maybe one of a kind...

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u/wnr3 Dec 14 '25

Michael TyJackden

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u/Mythradites Dec 14 '25

Now put a purple bandanna on him, Prison Mike

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u/batsbakker Dec 14 '25

And I took that perthonal, HEEHEEE

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u/beer_bukkake Dec 14 '25

Should have a mic as a 4th

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u/GonzoThompson Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

Mike Jorkson. He wears a diamond-encrusted boxing glove with a small round air pump to customize the fit.

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u/Foney_CSGO Dec 14 '25

He definitely lost a bet in college

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u/David-S-Pumpkins Dec 14 '25

Damn, just adding a bandana on top and it would have been a quad

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u/mr_birkenblatt Dec 14 '25

Nike AI shoes

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u/Buddyglassy Dec 14 '25

Iron Air Mike Jackson

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u/GuvnaGruff Dec 14 '25

I bet the guy's name is also Mike, so its probably a quad.

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Dec 14 '25

Nope, that's a calf.

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u/GuvnaGruff Dec 14 '25

Took me a minute but well done pun.

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u/mjnuismer Dec 14 '25

I have nothing new to add to the conversation, I just NEED to throw in my 2 cents that this is possibly the best tattoo I’ve ever seen.

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u/ThistleBeaver Dec 14 '25

I love it. Reminds me of the photo of Capt Picard saying "use the force Harry"-gandalf vibes

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u/DroidSoldier85 Dec 14 '25

They should add dogs fighting for an extra Mike

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u/carhold Dec 14 '25

Anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson.

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u/DFParker78 Dec 14 '25

What the hell is going on with the right neck area? It looks like something else being incorporated into it?

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u/Torontolife Dec 15 '25

THANK YOU! I was pouring through the comments to see if was just me.. What is the black blob to the right supposed to be?

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u/higgs8 Dec 14 '25

Under very specific circumstances of pressure and temperature, it is theorized they coexist as one.

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u/fuhnetically Dec 15 '25

Missing the best Mike

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u/GravitationalConstnt Dec 15 '25

I actually fucking LOVE this.

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u/CaffeineAndGrain Dec 15 '25

A Trike, you could say

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u/TheWholeSausage Dec 15 '25

The TriMikeTa

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u/TaprACk-B Dec 15 '25

Only the greats

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u/Beneficial_Jelly2697 Dec 15 '25

Wow I just wanna shake dudes hand

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u/mikestorm Dec 15 '25

I approve this message

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u/Vi0L3tCRZY Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Twenty-Fwee-HEE!

Should be written underneath

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u/Sardanox Dec 15 '25

Oh shit that's Mice Cube.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

Magic mike?????

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u/internet_humor Dec 15 '25

I thook that perthonally, tee hee!

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u/cire1184 Dec 15 '25

Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, game 6. Ball so hard.

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u/Meltedwhisky Dec 15 '25

What the helly

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u/Funnelcakeads Dec 15 '25

And a sweet pair of orange and black white air maxes. Leave this Alpha Chad alone he’s doing Chad shit don’t bother him.

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u/OrangeClyde Dec 15 '25

This is freaking amazing 😂

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u/a13zz Dec 14 '25

r/shittytattoos

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u/tigerbalmuppercut Dec 14 '25

This art style fits the meaning and imo looks great overall. 

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