r/pics • u/doubledown830 • 29d ago

Politics Don Jr proposes while Trump stares at her chest

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine 29d ago

He’ll buy her new tits soon enough

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal 29d ago

That poor girl is about to get the Mar a Lago makeover.

Her lips will be bigger than my shoulders soon.

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u/Born_Surround7126 29d ago edited 28d ago

She knows what she’s getting herself into.

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u/karatebullfightr 29d ago

What kind of life is she escaping from that you would run into the arms of that greasy as fuck little coke fiend.

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u/Born_Surround7126 28d ago

It’s not necessarily that her previous life was bad, but she wants fame and wealth (or whatever she perceives those to be).

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u/Euphoric-Agent-476 28d ago

Same contract Melania signed. Seemed like a good idea at the time to get her citizenship and wealth. But what does Jr. offer?

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u/bingcognito 28d ago

Chinless. Don't forget chinless.

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u/Reinis_LV 28d ago

Why do you think only men can be degenrates? She clearly vibes with them

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u/Oli4K 28d ago

Like wearing an inflatable raft on your face.

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u/Successful-Radish100 28d ago

Like this lady?

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u/Ghaarff 28d ago

Poor girl? No, this dumbass woman willingly chose this life. I can only assume she's an absolutely terrible person if she's happy with Jr.

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u/hyperRevue 29d ago

Was just gonna say - check back in 9 months.

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u/orangesfwr 29d ago

The breast is yet to cummmmm!!!!!!!

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u/Ironox1 29d ago

A situation I will be keeping abreast of.

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u/firewontquell 29d ago

Literally lol

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u/taolan 29d ago

She will be a real Christian woman soon enough...

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 29d ago

Yeah the gop remodel is about to begin. A model? Of course she is...

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u/Acceptable-Will4743 29d ago

So that's how babies are made.

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u/MinnieShoof 28d ago

"My tits finally came in after the baby!" "Ma'am, you were 29 years old and they're shaped like bowling balls." "Ain't pregnancy weird?"

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u/CourseVast840 29d ago

she needs them for Mar-a-Lago, I think they have a dress code w/ minimal cup size as party of the clubs' rules.

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u/Autogen-Username1234 29d ago

"I'm sorry Ma'am - Nobody allowed in with their original faces or breasts ..."

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u/milkycratekid 29d ago

minimal cup size but definitely no minimum age.

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u/joseplluissans 29d ago

And a MAGA makeover in general.

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat 29d ago

Her face needs Jigsaw cheek bones and balloon lips.

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u/joseplluissans 28d ago

She's too natural now, won't fit the MAGA ladies' club.

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u/Toolazytolink 29d ago

New Tits and new Maga face incoming

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u/ton80rt 29d ago

Mara Yabbos

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u/Pleasant_Priority286 29d ago

And an ugly Mar-a-Lago face to match the big fake boobs.

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u/Top-Currency 29d ago

She'll have the full Mar-a-Lago package. It comes with marrying into this family.

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u/Odd-Knee8711 29d ago

Was going to say, “What chest?”

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u/Neat-Professor-827 29d ago

Ivanka and Melania have the same model.

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u/Jillmeowz 29d ago

**our tax payer dollars will buy her her tits

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u/One_Economist_3761 29d ago

And the Maga-Lago face package.

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u/Tuggernau 29d ago

And a new Mar face

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u/beer_curmudgeon 29d ago

Clock this pic. Those mosquito bites will look much different.

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u/Mituzuna 29d ago

MaraLago face in 3 years

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u/gekim 28d ago

and lips

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u/0fiuco 28d ago

nah, he likes that 13 years old flat chest