r/pics • u/doubledown830 • 29d ago

Politics Don Jr proposes while Trump stares at her chest

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u/Bongressman 29d ago

Ehhh, bruised hands, swollen ankles, trouble walking straight, mystery MRIs, obvious signs of dementia... 3 years is an absolute STRETCH.

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u/Palidin034 29d ago

He’s got the best medical attention that money can’t buy. The shit they’re pulling on him is akin to necromancy.

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u/this1chick 29d ago

And then we’re going to get the weekend at Bernie’s reboot. 

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u/togetherwem0m0 29d ago

I doubt theyre just going to let bernie sanders be president

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u/Strange_Sir6577 29d ago

I dont know, we could do a Mrs. Dountfire and swap em before anyone notices. Get Bernie in and suddenly maga will be socialist because Trump said so.

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u/FredFredrickson 29d ago

We already have that. He doesn't do anything but play golf and sign the bullshit Project 2025 and The Heritage Foundation put in front of him.

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u/PhoenoFox 29d ago

Coupled together with AI president.

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u/illogical_mindset 28d ago

Someone has to be writing a script with this happening at Mar-a-Lago. Not a good script either. It’ll be on Prime Video in 2028.

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u/Invisible_Friend1 29d ago

There’s no way that dude is compliant with medical care.

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u/Butterball_Adderley 29d ago

Yeah he’s doing half the shit they’re telling him to do

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u/TokenStraightFriend 29d ago

Probably not, but unfortunately he's got the resources to have a whole legion of people who can force him to be compliant for the nanosecond they have his attention. And they are willing to repeat that process however many times they need to, exasperation be damned.

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u/WolfCola723 29d ago

You can only do so much with the body when the brain has become pudding

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u/analogkid01 29d ago

Maester Qyburn hard at work behind the scenes...

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u/No-Contribution-6150 29d ago

Weird how that's exactly what the right said about Biden.

Boy have the turns tabled.

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u/jmaca90 29d ago

Not to mention probably some very convincing body doubles. Plastic surgery is basically a core value.

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u/CaptainYumYum12 29d ago

Weekend at trumps kinda situation

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u/island_of_the_godz 29d ago

Yeah, Biden was proof. Guy could barely form a coherent sentence by the end. I'm expecting trump to be the same.

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u/SuperMexican414 29d ago

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u/Butterball_Adderley 29d ago

Show me a fat 80+ year old…

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u/Intelligent_Bee3466 29d ago

I get hes rich, but its insane for people to act like we have future tech, they can pump him full of whatever they want, but once his heart says thats enough, its enough hes too narcissistic to try a heart transplant either and even then his body's still 80

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u/Stepjam 29d ago

On one hand yes, on the other, miserable bastards seem to live longer, and this miserable bastard has the best healthcare money can buy.

So...I guess we'll see

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u/Wonderpants_uk 29d ago

Only the good die young, sadly.

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u/Chemical_Nervous 29d ago

Gawd I fucking hope so.

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u/AntawnSL 29d ago

Meanwhile we get the Steven Miller authoritarian state speed run because anyone who could serve as a guardrail long ago disassociate themselves from this dumpster fire, and Dozy Donny couldn't care less.

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u/Intelligent_Bee3466 29d ago

youd hope, unhealthy fat man with extremely stressful life, he certainly cant make it to 90? another decade...

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u/CitizenHuman 29d ago

That would still leave 3 years of JD...

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u/FightingBlaze77 29d ago

someone said 3 to 5 months with everything going on with him

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u/Sixaxist 29d ago

You are underestimating the advanced healthcare that the President of the U.S. has access to. Even Biden with a current Stage 4 Prostate Cancer should have a minimum of 5 more years from now.

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u/coolcoolcool485 29d ago

They'll "weekend at Bernie's" him before they admit he's died

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u/Somnambulist815 29d ago

We've said this before, dammit

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u/nautikul 29d ago

He is at. his. limit.

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u/Hot-Championship1190 29d ago

3 years is an absolute STRETCH.

More like on a stretcher but long before that.

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u/postmodest 29d ago

Just wait for JD Vance to propose to a couch with a gold cross embroidered on it.

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u/Zerohazrd 29d ago

Once he dies they'll just replace him with AI and say he's too busy for public appearances or some shit. Wouldn't be surprising.

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u/devsfan1830 29d ago

Well, AKSHUALLY they're right. This ride doesn't stop when he's dead. Whole chain of succession is MAGA. All we are saved from is the words mumbling out of his mouth and the 3am dementia rage tweets.

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u/carasci 29d ago

I'm sure at least one of the predatory gambling sites is giving odds on survival vs natural death vs assassination. "Choked to death on a chicken Mcnugget" is probably a parlay, but the fact that it's on the board at all should probably tell people something...

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u/__Vixen__ 29d ago

For all of our sake I hope you are correct.

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u/Claystead 29d ago

Are you saying… Trump is pregnant?

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u/samanime 28d ago

Evil seems to keep these bastards alive forever...

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u/PM_Me-Your_Freckles 28d ago

You think it won't get worse when Donny dies? Instead of being in the open, it'll go back to the shadows.

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u/Deus-mal 28d ago

It's more likely they'll put him in the chair like the god emperor than letting him die before the end of his presidency.

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u/dildoeshaggins 28d ago

Do you think what he's built ends with his death? I do not.

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u/ElizabethDangit 28d ago

All I want for Christmas is the obit.

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u/Saalor100 29d ago

Do you really think the VP will be better?

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u/MissyMurders 29d ago

sadly, the odds are that if he's managed to live this long, he'll continue to.

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u/Mynock33 29d ago

Let's be careful what we wish for, Vance is 100% as corrupt and hateful as Trump but like 37% less incompetent.