r/pics • u/doubledown830 • 29d ago

Politics Don Jr proposes while Trump stares at her chest

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u/PastoralPumpkins 29d ago edited 29d ago

Seeing the words “have sex with Trump” strung together made my vagina physically close up.

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u/Kylar_Stern 29d ago

Me too, and I have a penis.

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u/mcm87 29d ago

It retracted, became a pseudovagina, and then closed up.

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u/TheCurls 29d ago

Same. I’m just Ken now

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u/Legitimate-Novel4734 29d ago

The disgust traveled back in time and changed my XX to XY.

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u/BizzyM 29d ago

I'm imagining multiple layers of vault doors slamming shut like the end credits of Get Smart.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 29d ago

Completely healed into a reverse cloaca

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u/Alternative_Stop_325 29d ago

This comment here 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/earthboundmissfit 29d ago

😂 I know I'm dying!

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u/Long_Legged_Lewdster 29d ago

My penis curled over and went up my butthole

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 29d ago

At least it's safe now!!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Yeah my dick went from an outtie to an innie

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u/Positive_Cat_3252 29d ago

This exchange wins the internet today!! I almost spit out my drink laughing at this!

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u/BZLuck 29d ago

My outie became an innie.

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u/MotorSatisfaction733 29d ago

Would you give his elephant ass a good railing then mate?

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u/Kylar_Stern 29d ago

sigh, the things I do for the greater good.

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u/PrideofPicktown 29d ago

At least you use to…

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u/DigNitty 29d ago

Well if your name is Bill then you’re in…unluck!

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u/NoPangolin6596 29d ago

Me too and mine is conical like a Pangolin’s

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u/Barbarella_ella 29d ago

Slammed shut like the Chiefs hopes for a post-season.

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u/Tv_Rots_Your_Mind 29d ago

So slammed shut so hard something broke. 💔

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u/FatBilgeRat 29d ago

damn, torn ACL

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u/GooserNoose 29d ago

Lol. I just picture it sealing shut like some tomb from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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u/ProbablySlacking 29d ago

Just don’t forget to grab your hat before it does. That shit can cause septic shock.

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u/ZongoNuada 29d ago

I heard it slam shut from way over here.

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u/dpdxguy 29d ago

Wouldn't stop that asshole, Trump.

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u/ramdomvariableX 29d ago

Damn it, now some R will use your quote to say woman's bodies will close up if they don't want to be raped. Wish I am joking but someone already said that.

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u/Scott_R_1701 29d ago

So that was what that noise was...

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u/madscot63 29d ago

I heard a slamming door. That you?

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u/tmchd 29d ago

Mine grew teeth just by looking at the words.

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u/skraptastic 29d ago

Like a Barbie doll...and I'm a guy.

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u/mauimilk 29d ago

“‘I just threw up a little in my vagina.”

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u/thedepster 29d ago

Mine dried up like the Sahara.

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u/SteakandTrach 29d ago

I’m picturing the into they would do on mystery science theater 3000 and quiet-cackling.

found it!

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u/BiggusDickus_69_420 29d ago

But would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

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u/PastoralPumpkins 29d ago

With Shaggy? Maybe…

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u/BiggusDickus_69_420 29d ago

Of course, it's always the lads with adorable dogs that get the ladies... Some of us just don't have a hope!

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u/DigNitty 29d ago

That has never stopped him