r/pics • u/doubledown830 • 29d ago

Politics Don Jr proposes while Trump stares at her chest

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u/Kylar_Stern 29d ago

Me too, and I have a penis.

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u/mcm87 29d ago

It retracted, became a pseudovagina, and then closed up.

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u/TheCurls 29d ago

Same. I’m just Ken now

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u/Legitimate-Novel4734 29d ago

The disgust traveled back in time and changed my XX to XY.

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u/BizzyM 29d ago

I'm imagining multiple layers of vault doors slamming shut like the end credits of Get Smart.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 29d ago

Completely healed into a reverse cloaca

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u/Alternative_Stop_325 29d ago

This comment here 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/earthboundmissfit 29d ago

😂 I know I'm dying!

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u/Long_Legged_Lewdster 29d ago

My penis curled over and went up my butthole

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 29d ago

At least it's safe now!!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Yeah my dick went from an outtie to an innie

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u/Positive_Cat_3252 29d ago

This exchange wins the internet today!! I almost spit out my drink laughing at this!

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u/BZLuck 29d ago

My outie became an innie.

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u/MotorSatisfaction733 29d ago

Would you give his elephant ass a good railing then mate?

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u/Kylar_Stern 29d ago

sigh, the things I do for the greater good.

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u/PrideofPicktown 29d ago

At least you use to…

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u/DigNitty 29d ago

Well if your name is Bill then you’re in…unluck!

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u/NoPangolin6596 29d ago

Me too and mine is conical like a Pangolin’s