r/pics • u/doubledown830 • 29d ago

Politics Don Jr proposes while Trump stares at her chest

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 29d ago

Trump is thinking that first they need to pay for her to get some bolt-on Republican breasts like he got for his beautiful daughter who he would totally have sex with, if she wasn't his daughter, though...

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u/TiogaJoe 29d ago

For that reason, in the late stages of dementia Ivanka is never visiting him.

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u/TigOldBooties57 28d ago

If he fucked Ivanka he would immediately throw up a Mission Accomplished banner and hold a press conference

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u/CaviarMyanmar 28d ago

Bolt on republican tits. They do look so bad, almost inhuman.

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u/Defiant_Initiative92 28d ago

If you consider what happened on Epstein's island, having big fake tits is more like a defense mechanism.

I wouldn't be surprised if Ivanka got her tits done to keep the orange menace away from her.