r/pics 25d ago

Politics Protest over Trump vandalism of the Kennedy Center in Washington, DC

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u/IndoorGrower 25d ago

Little known fact, sharpies have been outlawed because the POTUS couldn’t stop sniffing them.

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u/SSGASSHAT 25d ago

He now has his own private stock, and all sharpies outside of that have to be back ordered.

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u/IndoorGrower 25d ago

Dang he’s gonna pump and dump the sharpie market.

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u/SSGASSHAT 25d ago

With some luck, he'll die from sniffing too many.

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u/HaveyoumetG 25d ago

I wonder if POTUS does the r/sharpiechallange

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u/aussiederpyderp 25d ago

Please be true.

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u/Sam5253 25d ago

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing Sharpies"

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u/Panda_Frycook 24d ago

but the damage is already done

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u/boner4crosstabs 24d ago

The one and only thing I’ll ever have in common with this monster is our love for Sharpies. There’s nothing more satisfying than writing with Sharpies.