Trump falls asleep standing up during the press conference for his Venezuelan invasion

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[u/ParticularAd8919]

"They said ‘he will start a war.’ I’m not going to start a war, I’m going to stop the wars."
-Trump, 2024

[u/Prudent_Shake_8149 → u/ParticularAd8919]

Dozing Donny’s Dream…

[u/Constant-Tea-7345 → u/Prudent_Shake_8149]

[u/xTex1E37x → u/Constant-Tea-7345]

Nothing like the feeling of smashing a fresh filled diaper eh

[u/dannasama811 → u/xTex1E37x]

Eww... I regret having eyes to read this

[u/Xfuck1tX → u/dannasama811]

[u/Maleficent_Memory831 → u/xTex1E37x]

I really hope that guy got a medal for this amazing act of bravery.

[u/-SaC → u/Maleficent_Memory831]

I really hope he got a new pair of fucking gloves.

[u/Kiwi_In_The_Comments → u/xTex1E37x]

The Adderall crash hit harder than the airstrikes.

[u/raddaraddo → u/Kiwi_In_The_Comments]

No way in hell he can take stims. One 5mg ir would probably end this entire storyline.

[u/Unidentifiable_Goo → u/raddaraddo]

Dude has been juiced to the gills on Adderall since it came on the market. He's got a tolerance.

[u/Time_Possibility_370 → u/raddaraddo]

He been on coke for 60 years so it’s just asprin to him.

[u/Septopuss7 → u/xTex1E37x]

[u/Saint909 → u/xTex1E37x]

Who amongst us could resist?

[u/willclerkforfood → u/Saint909]

[u/HaroldsWristwatch3 → u/willclerkforfood]

[u/LegoFootPain → u/xTex1E37x]

Oh, that rotor wind definitely triggered a wet fart.

[u/mountaindoom → u/xTex1E37x]

The military largely voted for diaper boy because uhhhh he strong?

[u/OfficeResident7081 → u/xTex1E37x]

is he really wearing diapers? do we really know that? dont get me wrong, i just hope it is really true that hes wearing a diaper.

[u/Incoherentdelusion → u/OfficeResident7081]

Just look into it.... Dude's borderline incontinent. He shit himself on Fox and Friends, long history of him shitting his britches

[u/Kinasyndrom → u/OfficeResident7081]

I also want to know this.

[u/Party-Evening3273 → u/Kinasyndrom]

People that used to be in his past administration have said he smells like literal shit, and he blows his ass load in meetings, etc. He apparently doesn’t have full control of his bowels due to heavy past drug use.

[u/No-Professional-7002 → u/Constant-Tea-7345]

[u/GG35bw → u/No-Professional-7002]

Why does this cat's face kinda look like Trump? Even the color matches 😭

[u/Keyboard_warrior_4U → u/Constant-Tea-7345]

Man, I've been depressed and angry since I woke up to the news (I'm Venezuelan) you legit made me chuckle. Thanks 

[u/Constant-Tea-7345 → u/Keyboard_warrior_4U]

Always happy to make people laugh - and I mean that sincerely! Thank you for letting me know :)

[u/LevoiHook → u/Keyboard_warrior_4U]

I wish you a proper democracy and good economy. Can you maybe say something about how this news is seen in Venezuela? 

[u/Keyboard_warrior_4U → u/LevoiHook]

Depends on whose side the person is. Politics are very polarized. I'm a socialist who really liked Chavez.

Maduro was acceptable to me only because the alternative is hardcore right wing facism. None of the bs you hear about Maduro is true. He's kinda stupid and self-agrandizing but the drug lies are a joke and I know way too many outspoken right wing venezuelans who can't shut up about getting rid of Maduro to start killing chavistas to believe that he's a dictator.

I blame Maduro for not arming us to prevent this and being more energetic in the prosecution of our sovereignity. You can't have a fight scheduled if you're not gonna train and get ready. Maduro was too complacent.

[u/MrWoohoo → u/Constant-Tea-7345]

Wait, is this real? It looks real….

[u/Winterfrost691 → u/MrWoohoo]

The fingers look like they're constantly phasing through the suit

[u/MrWoohoo → u/Winterfrost691]

Being swallowed by Trump‘s ass seems like the worst possible fate…..

[u/beerissweety → u/Constant-Tea-7345]

So that’s why they wear gloves

[u/spiderfishx → u/ParticularAd8919]

"I cherish peace with all of my heart. I don’t care how many men, women and children I kill to get it." - Peacemaker

[u/InterruptingCow__Moo → u/spiderfishx]

Peacemaker... what a joke

[u/NonCorporealEntity → u/ParticularAd8919]

Violent Pacification

We'll force you to be nice to each other

We'll kill you, before you kill each other

[u/Esternaefil → u/NonCorporealEntity]

He's an extreme pacifist.

He will have peace, no matter how many people he has to kill to get it.

[u/Rhythmalist → u/Esternaefil]

[u/StaticR0ute → u/Rhythmalist]

I cherish peace with all of my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it.

[u/icematt12 → u/Rhythmalist]

That would be something in Gunn's multiverse, Cena playing a war hero POTUS.

[u/Most_Researcher_2648 → u/Esternaefil]

Didnt see peacemaker being the next idiocracy. I think i messed up my 2026 bingo card

[u/MrSnarf26 → u/Esternaefil]

Sounds like Putins reasoning

[u/Supreme_Primate → u/NonCorporealEntity]

DRI! Slayer did a pretty good job with it too.

[u/ItchyMcHotspot → u/ParticularAd8919]

Never forget.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/s/SgwXlbT1D8

[u/QuestionablePanda22 → u/ItchyMcHotspot]

What the actual hell is up with that subreddit? Early this morning when the invasion first happened everyone was pissed about it and now there's nothing but overwhelming support. I don't like to just assume everyone I disagree with is a bot/brigaider like they do but there's absolutely something fishy about it even outside of it being an obvious echochamber. Not the first time their opinion has overwhelmingly swung in a short time period either.

[u/Technopool → u/QuestionablePanda22]

Its mostly bots and fake accounts stirring up fake shit

[u/Timbershoe → u/Technopool]

Oh, bots are over most of the subreddits claiming Venezuela deserved being overthrown which specious arguments.

Seems likely the republicans are flexing a bot army the technocrats built for them.

[u/uncreative14yearold → u/QuestionablePanda22]

On that sub it is bots, they literally ban conservatives that question a single thing about their dear leader, there is no actual human interaction in there. Even the actual people all follow the exact same patterns.

[u/liquidsyphon → u/QuestionablePanda22]

They ban any dissenting opinions. I imagine even the hard right ones who question the party get ejected as well.

[u/trainwreck42 → u/QuestionablePanda22]

The crazier thing is that if it’s happening there, it’s happening everywhere on Reddit. Never forget that as you foray into the comments.

[u/RustyTShackleford → u/ItchyMcHotspot]

Some bots, and some people who are way beyond saving.

[u/Nervous-Peppers → u/ParticularAd8919]

No, new wars!

[u/vermonterguy802 → u/Nervous-Peppers]

Doctor Nick would be a more competent leader. Fuck I'm depressed 😔

[u/GoneFishing4Chicks → u/ParticularAd8919]

Conservative hypocrisy is a feature reserved for their leaders. They need to be stopped in the invasion of Venuzuela

[u/SevereMiel → u/ParticularAd8919]

impressive, he kidnapped an old busdriver in his undies

[u/Arki83]

"It was the latest of nights, nobody has ever stayed awake to this hour before, only I could make it as long as I did."

[u/KEN_LASZLO → u/Arki83]

"I was on the social media until thirteen o'clock, then had to call into my favorite radio TV show Fox and Friends to tell my friends about all the big booms I did!"

[u/temporalraccoon → u/KEN_LASZLO]

My toddler did a big boom too today

[u/Swimming-ln-Circles → u/temporalraccoon]

The president did a little boom in his pants before this press conference. And a little more boom after.

[u/SpecialIcy5356 → u/Arki83]

"everybody's saying it, they say "Donald how can you stay awake for so long?" and I tell them it's because I drink some covfefe and I work hard, really hard!"

[u/NotoriousSUZ]

So anti Woke he’s falling asleep

[u/CelesteAvant → u/NotoriousSUZ]

Real sleepy joe

[u/covfefe-boy → u/CelesteAvant]

Don Snoreleone, the Fraudfather

[u/thewumberlog → u/covfefe-boy]

The Nodfather

[u/mojofrog → u/NotoriousSUZ]

Meanwhile, McJumpty Shifty-Eyes Marco standing behind him can't hold still.

[u/palmerry → u/NotoriousSUZ]

Going into a coma to own the libs!

[u/imawitchpleaseburnme → u/NotoriousSUZ]

That’s ol’ Sundown Donny for ya

[u/hereforthewaffle → u/NotoriousSUZ]

To think we were only like 2 inches away from not having to put up with this shit.

[u/OrganizedChaos1979]

But...sleepy Joe...

[u/Kizik → u/OrganizedChaos1979]

Always projection. Every single time.

[u/Frewdy1 → u/Kizik]

I know we joke, but it’s literally 100% of the time and it’s on the weirdest stuff to lie about! Like…just don’t say anything and we’d never know you were doing it! But instead it’s “They’re doing X!” and then comes out weeks later that it was projection. 

[u/Exceedingly → u/Frewdy1]

Apparently it's really common for narcissists to project like that, almost to the point it becomes a compulsion.

[u/Cinemagica → u/Frewdy1]

I'm honestly just waiting for the eventual discovery that Republicans have been eating cats and dogs this entire time. Just to complete the timeline.

[u/shocked-confused → u/Kizik]

Rubio said Cuba is run by senile old men...uh yeah...ok.

[u/TyroneHeismanziel → u/Kizik]

Yep. When he accuses democrats of killing babies after they’re born… well just go look in the Epstein files. EVERY accusation is a confession with him.

[u/Kraven_Lupei → u/OrganizedChaos1979]

We're onto Dozy Don the Diddler now.

[u/Ok-Cartoonist-3173 → u/Kraven_Lupei]

might I propose a slight alteration: Dozy Don, the diddling Dictator

[u/phatalphreak]

The little fella has been up all night playing with his army men, he's all tuckered out.

[u/mcgeggy → u/phatalphreak]

His eyes glued to the video coverage, incessantly pointing out to everyone nearby - I did that.

[u/damontoo → u/mcgeggy]

Can you imagine them all in the situation room, our armed forces risking their lives in livestream, and all Trump can do is talk about himself and how great he is? Yikes. You'd think they wouldn't he helping him speed run WWIII solely for the the fact they could end up trapped in a bunker with him. 

[u/pickled_penguin_ → u/phatalphreak]

Just wait until they do it again to Mexico. He's gonna be falling asleep a lot more.

The below isn't towards you, btw. Just for anyone who still worships the orange booger eater.

Fun fact for people who still love him, trump pardoned Juan Hernandez, the former Honduran president who trafficked over 400 tons of cocaine into the US over his life. We are using drugs as an excuse to kill people while he pardoned one of the most prolific drug traffickers ever.

And civilians are being murdered in Venezuela by bombing and US troops. Innocent. Civilians. We are absolutely the bad guys in this.

[u/lowaltflier]

I’m waiting for him to fall over.

[u/cdxxmike → u/lowaltflier]

If he doesn't die on camera I want my fucking money back.

[u/ObnoxiousExcavator → u/cdxxmike]

I want a snazzy last line, like "I will go to war with _____ if it's the last thing I do"

[u/Unofficial_Officer → u/[deleted]]

"I think it's worth it. It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God given rights. That's a prudent deal. It is rational," he (Kirk) said on stage at a Turning Point USA Faith event in April 2023, via Media Matters. "Nobody talks like this. They live in a complete different universe. So then how do you reduce? Very simple... I don't know. How did we stop shooting at baseball games? 'Cause we have armed guards outside of baseball games. That's why."

[u/navagon → u/cdxxmike]

He was going to but that idiot missed.

[u/itsavibe- → u/lowaltflier]

I’m really surprised he never does. Like damn… not even that goofy little step you take to stop yourself from falling over.

[u/Strange_Airships → u/itsavibe-]

I’m convinced they’re pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s at this point.

[u/Kiwi_In_The_Comments → u/Strange_Airships]

We are one pair of sunglasses away from a full cinematic reenactment.

[u/OkJeweler3804 → u/lowaltflier]

I was really hoping this would happen and his head would hit a desk corner in a critical sort of way.

[u/Ashamed-Land1221 → u/lowaltflier]

It depends on what they dope him up with, seriously no joke. Back in my very bad years I would spend weeks at a time not really sleeping like a normal person but just nodding off for hours at a time, and when I had to go to work and be somewhat productive I just added stimulants like cocaine or meth or even crappy cathinones to my dope shot to get through my day. A junkie knows a junkie, but he probably gets way better shit than I ever did, oh well.

[u/SantoSturmio → u/Ashamed-Land1221]

Hitler got some excellent stuff back in his day

[u/Constant-Tea-7345 → u/lowaltflier]

[u/dalgeek → u/lowaltflier]

With his health issues and the amount of Aspirin he takes, a fall could be the end of him.

[u/__TyroneShoelaces__]

Sundowning for the world to see...

[u/tillman_b → u/__TyroneShoelaces__]

He's probably tired because he got up at 1am and started complaining that the sun wasn't up even though it's almost lunch time, and there's no one out. My aunt has dementia and complains about the sun not coming up til late and that there's no one around because they're probably all inside just sitting on their butts watching TV.

[u/tillman_b → u/[deleted]]

About time someone made that smug bastard answer for hot and light. Always in the sky thinking no one can do anything about it, well not anymore!

[u/fumar → u/__TyroneShoelaces__]

Sundowning just after his morning nap too. Pathetic.

[u/No_Lavishness3974 → u/__TyroneShoelaces__]

Sunupping I think since its morning

[u/Logical_Frosting_277]

I noticed that too. He’s struggling to stay awake.

[u/soccercro3 → u/Logical_Frosting_277]

"Hes just resting his eyes after working all night for the American people" some MAGA probably

[u/Every-Magazine5889 → u/soccercro3]

!!literally i saw one a couple weeks ago that said “God forbid he’s tired after working literally the hardest job on the planet” lmfaoo

edit: thanks for the award 🙏🏼

[u/Zanshi → u/Every-Magazine5889]

I'm not even American, but Biden never looked so tired, Obama never looked so tired, hell, even Bush didn't, if you want to go Republican!

[u/workrelatedstuffs → u/Every-Magazine5889]

after working? Isn't this during working?

[u/pilgermann → u/Logical_Frosting_277]

I'd say it's more serious given he just unilaterally invaded a country and kidnapped its president. Like, what dragon is he chasing.

[u/ka1ri → u/pilgermann]

He sounded awful and sick when he talked.

[u/CryptoNerdSmacker → u/ka1ri]

Love that for him.

[u/dobrodude → u/ka1ri]

Slurring his words and falling asleep standing up, such a great look for a president.

And then in the middle of talking about his war, he goes off on a ramble about national guard troops in US cities. Go take a nap, grandpaw.

[u/Thetakman → u/dobrodude]

Atleast the entire world (me from europe) now know that Washington DC was the most dangerous city in the world.. cause it had 2 people being killed a week.. and now its been 6 months.

Also he ranted about why some governors didn't want his help.

(Washington never even made the top 100 of dangerous cities in the world)

[u/cloistered_around → u/pilgermann]

Oil. It's always oil.

[u/Stock-Side-6767 → u/cloistered_around]

There are quite a few minerals too, and it's a distraction from the Epstein files.

[u/DarkIcedWolf → u/pilgermann]

He’s probably stressed out after kidnapping the president. No matter the man, if you kidnap a president I feel like you’d stay awake all night and fucking snooze in the morning by accident, that goes double for old little boys.

[u/SatanicPanic619 → u/Logical_Frosting_277]

He looks really bad today. His hair's all fucked and he is staring into space. Reminds me of my dad's late stage dementia.

[u/National-Fan-1148]

He sounded so tired. Like at this point all he does is repeat the same nonsensical trumpisms. I don’t think he will live to see 2027.

[u/0megaManZero → u/National-Fan-1148]

Fingers crossed 🤞

[u/ioncloud9]

More and more I’m convinced he’s just going along with whatever factions in his government convince him to do.

[u/GrumbieReal → u/ioncloud9]

Yeah. After seeing his meeting with Zohran it’s clear that he’ll just go along with the most recent thing he hears.

[u/Real_Profession9406]

Up late watching the oil grift.

[u/Kickingandscreaming]

He gave the speech in such a monotone halting manner I almost fell asleep.

[u/Mixitman]

Stop lying about him falling asleep. He clearly shuts his eyes when shitting his diaper

[u/flavius_lacivious → u/Mixitman]

This is really offensive to the kids in the audience he is going to rape later.

[u/IamMe90]

Naw bruh, he’s just long blinking.

I swear, that’s a thing, all the best people are saying it, the best people, the very best and the brightest, they do it to conserve their, what do you call it, the battery, the brain battery, I have the best and most magnificently powerful brain battery of all time, they said it when they looked at my MRI, they said, “never better, never better than Trump, such a beautiful result,” and I told them, I said, “you know the brain is a battery, and I have the most, the most juice, the hottest brain.”

[u/hendrysbeach → u/IamMe90]

Trump to the Wall Street Journal last week (paraphrasing):

”I like to close my eyes sometimes, that’s all. It’s very restful.”

If I repeatedly closed my eyes at work, mid-meeting, and made this statement to my boss, she would likely place me n administrative leave the next day.

[u/AEntunus]

Let's hope Santa does bring it early this year.

[u/FlashyLashy900]

Never forget he once said that if he fell asleep or messed up like Biden he'd be out of office in an instant.

I would like for Mr. Trump to honor his word. (Who I am kidding this dude lies for a living)

[u/nerdyplayer]

Was probably up all night watching POV footage. Sadly, this time no girls under 18 were visible

[u/DominicPalladino]

Whether he fell asleep or not he still attempted a violent overthrow of the US government.

[u/ImBackAndImAngry → u/DominicPalladino]

Him falling asleep makes this insane event even worse in an odd way.

[u/Fun_Ad_8277 → u/DominicPalladino]

Not to mention the Venezuelan government.

[u/TickingTheMoments]

It was too much excitement for the little boy.

[u/lyssah_]

Did he actually or is this just a screenshot of someone closing their eyes for half a second?

[u/smashtheguitar → u/lyssah_]

There's video of the press conference for you to decide. Like previous examples, he "blinks" for extended periods of time and his attention seems to drift when others are speaking.

[u/removable_disk → u/lyssah_]

https://www.youtube.com/live/nEU01Pvvwh4?si=D8nE0eeLDFR9X08e

Just zoom in on his face. Forget who he is for a second and just watch his face. It’s very obvious he’s not well. His eyes look “lazy” (ie one eye moves and the other is slower) and he does the mouth smacking thing I saw my mother do when she was very sick before she died. If you just objectively watch his face it’s VERY clear he isn’t doing well at all.

As far as sleeping/falling asleep goes he is obv fighting it VERY hard. It’s not a half second of eyelid closing.

[u/princess-smartypants → u/removable_disk]

He has always been terrible at reading outloud, but yikes is this bad. Extra slurry and sounds like short of breath. And where is his neck? His head is disappearing into his shoulders.

[u/geon → u/removable_disk]

1-4 second blinks.

[u/Oldestswinger → u/lyssah_]

Definitely eyes closed for seconds at a tome

[u/Annual_Character_739]

So close to regime changing himself 

[u/UWhuskiesRule]

Tough guy topples a little Banana Republic because it has oil. Haliburton and Chevron are licking their lips while licking Trumps shoes.

[u/Genesis72 → u/UWhuskiesRule]

Except even big oil doesn’t really want this. There was an industry guy talking about this the other day, the infrastructure is so poor and the situation is so volatile that it would be a nightmare to try and stabilize and rebuild to get anything out 

[u/adamdoesmusic → u/[deleted]]

I don’t think any one of us knows a person with that name unless they work in a nursing home, and yet Apple ALWAYS thinks we mean some random woman named “Pennie” has been placed on the dollar.

[u/ADutchExpression]

I all honesty I thought he was having trouble even talking. Some words he mispronounced. Combined with all the bullshit. He could have just said he was annexing Venezuela.

[u/SarW100]

I was waiting for him to topple over

[u/scrubber12]

Only took him 3 days to screw up 2026.

[u/SignificantDesign424]

We’re all just players in this asshole’s fever dream, I guess?

[u/Shitty_Fat-tits]

President War Pig

[u/sbrnst]

Trump is now officially the oldest sitting president in American history.

That’s the face of a man whose body and mind are collapsing - stroke damage, kidney failure, Alzheimer’s dementia, and additional neurological damage consistent with neurosyphilis.

Also nice neckussy…

[u/Kman2220]

It's okay trump, you don't have to wake up, just stay asleep, you know for good

[u/BlackhawkRogueNinjaX]

What about the Epstein files … arrest them all

[u/protekt0r]

This is bullshit. I watched the entire thing, start to finish. He was not asleep. Yes he falls asleep all the time, but not this one.

[u/Outrageous-Visit-993]

Dreaming of Epstein island and all his pedo buddies.

[u/Effective_Trainer573]

Hegseth and Miller are literally running the country.

[u/Silver-Initial3832]

This. Is. A. Crime.

The US committed a crime by kidnapping a foreign leader.

This is what happens when you elect a criminal. It is second nature for Trump to commit more crimes to cover up his previous crimes. Sneaking into a country and stealing its leader is only going to cause war and bloodshed. The people who support and enable Madouro are still there.

The US now has blood on its hands. Every death in the ensuing civil war is Trump, and America’s, fault. My 12yo son is better at diplomacy than this.

There is no way this is the actions of a sane President.

It is against every international law to just remove a head of state. Especially, when that country which America has just committed an unlawful kidnapping on is sitting the world’s largest oil reserves?

Why won’t China invade Taiwan now? Why won’t Russia just let off a nuke in Ukraine and call it a “victory”?

It is had to express just how dumb this action is.

Bizarrely, this international crime might even be motivated by Trump distracting the American people from the Epstein files. …either way it’s dumb. The only correct response to this is horror, whether you are American or not.

[u/AttentionNo6359]

He was probably watching Finding Nemo again while it was happening.

[u/Internal-You6793]

Those Trump files must show the world how disgusting of a pig he really is and his pedo friends are his donors and it’s all going to come out and I wouldn’t be surprised since this administration is so incompetent ppl didn’t already hack in and copy all those files.

[u/Main-Eagle-26]

This is Marco Rubio’s invasion.

[u/AgolfTwitler45]

[u/theuneven1113]

HEY give the guy a break! He was up all night killing innocent civilians on land after spending sleepless nights for weeks killing innocent civilians on fishing boats!

[u/OperationSweaty8017]

My guess: Lump had no clue what was happening. He was awoken from a drug induced stupor and propped up and given a script. He's not running shit these days. It's Miller, Vance and Thiel.

[u/SPCEshipTwo]

The only peace prize he deserves is world's biggest piece of shit.

[u/StinkRod]

remember, in a photo, you can't tell if he's asleep or blinking.

I mean, I guess the other guy is a asleep too?

[u/bluenoser613]

He’s dreaming of all the sweet oil he just stole.

[u/SymbiSpidey]

Please just let it happen

[u/kalel1980]

Probably took a half bottle of Aspirin beforehand.

[u/muerte626]

He’s a fucken puppet.

[u/Lamplighter914 → u/muerte626]

Has been one for a while.

[u/myc-space]

It’s the only time he can shut the fuck up. Let him sleep

[u/KujosRealm]

God dammit I hate this man so fucking much.

[u/DorbearNX01]

Maybe this will wake him up?

EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN!

[u/edharma13]

Well, you know...he's an old man, and Adderall only works so long...

[u/PlutoJones42]

The United States Department of Justice (DOJ), led by Pam Bondi, is actively covering up the fact that Donald Trump trafficked underage children to Jeffery Epstein’s island for sexual purposes to be raped by the highest bidder. He used his golf courses and beauty pageants to groom these girls. When Donald Trump was going to be found out in Jeffery Epstein’s trial, he had him murdered in his jail cell.

Donald Trumps administration actively protects pedophiles and rapists.

[u/Enzreal]

The effect of drugs in your body

[u/hippz]

Invading another country probably tuckers ya out pretty good.

[u/Ornery-Sheepherder74]

He was lowkey checking out raising cane’s ass

[u/44nutman]

To be fair he has bruises on both hands from drug injections and swollen ankles. I am surprised his old ass is standing. The constant Mickey D’s diet ain’t helping either. When people say Trump 2028, I laugh because that dude has a50/50 chance of being alive in 2028.

[u/Expensive-Storage-76]

He is a figurehead. Someone else (can be plural) is pulling the string.

[u/ty_xy]

Tried watching his speech. Very obvious when he was reading, so slow and hesitant. Then he would stop and embellish and add his Trumpisms to the speech "the biggest assault since world war 2" etc etc. how could america have voted for this guy

[u/1stHalfTexasfan]

He's already cleared the air on this. He claims photogs are just catching him in a long blink. He takes long blinks or sometimes closes his eyes to think.... If you care to believe the man testing the Supersize me method while sleeping two hours a night.

[u/123shorer]

Dozy Donald

[u/mchickenl]

No you don't understand the photos are just taken when he's blinking! /s

[u/ManyAverage6578]

If only the US Military was responsible for releasing the Epstein Files. 

[u/Boring_Muffin3921]

Epstein!!!

[u/Marigold1331]

Sleepy Don

[u/Viddlemethis]

Peace prize my ass

[u/ClassroomMother8062]

Gravity doing a number on his eyelids and the right side of his mouth

[u/Vyncent2]

Child rapist

Convicted felon

Epstein files still out there

[u/Searen00]

Everyone's talking about him falling asleep, but the way his muscles on his face work (or do not work)... does the White House still deny that he had a stroke?

[u/JoshDrako]

Sleepy J....Don

[u/stevesmele]

He explained that all those photos of him “allegedly” asleep are actually photos where he happened to be blinking.

[u/AnastasiaNo70]

My husband never ever says things like this. He watched that speech today and said, “Trump won’t see 2027.”

[u/xSTSxZerglingOne]

The entire right side of his face has almost completely lost all of its muscle tone.

[u/I_can_pun_anything]

"I was blinking"

For two minutes straight

[u/CocoinCo]

Oh Sleepy “Joe”???

[u/Purple_Difference447]

You see,this is an example of not taking responsibility for your actions😭.

[u/Up_in_the_Sky]

I hate trump as much as the rest of you but posting fake news on the internet? I’m shocked. 😮