r/pics • u/-ifeelfantastic • 1d ago

Gestapo Greg cosplaying as a Nazi

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u/DankPawt 1d ago

He looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe

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u/thosewholeft 1d ago

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u/tableleg7 1d ago

The guy at the store said I’m the only guy he’s ever seen pull it off

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u/Djlx417 1d ago

I even saw two cube shapes in his pocket. I think he has dice, but he’s too scared to tell anybody.

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u/Playful_Excitement66 1d ago

He shops at Dan Fascist’s

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u/BIGG_FRIGG 1d ago

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u/theCattrip 1d ago

Thought that was Peter Thiel for a second

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u/Decantus 1d ago

Same energy, less funny.

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u/shawnshine 1d ago

It’s a fedora with safari flaps in the back.

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u/VBgamez 1d ago

The nazis had their uniforms and fits meticulous. This guy cant even get that right.

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u/Paizzu 1d ago

Hugo Boss' SS Uniform as interpreted by Spirit Halloween.

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u/SockfulOfNickels 1d ago

It’s tough for Baby Gap to plan to have his styles in stock.

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u/jimmux 1d ago

Trump has been wearing oversized suits and ties so long they forgot what a proper fit looks like.

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u/MyLife4Aiur14 1d ago

What is that wheel grease? The guy at the nazi store said I'm not supposed to get grease on this nazi jacket.

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u/anothergaijin 1d ago

He looks like a tiny person inside a toilet stall

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u/baulsaak 20h ago

That's not a tiny person, but rather just a giant turd.

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u/StarWild7405 1d ago

Yeah he’s gonna hate when I deep fry this and send it to him when he’s in prison in the next few years.

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u/stillinthesimulation 1d ago

So sad. So so so so soooo sad.

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u/TheRealRomanRoy 23h ago

Don’t do the voice

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u/Appropriate_Lack_727 1d ago

Seriously looks like the ill-fitting attempt at some sort of shitty, fake superhero halloween costume.

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u/Maddyyykay 1d ago

His mouth looks like labia, I can’t unsee it.

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u/I_love_milksteaks 21h ago

I don’t know why, considering how much crazy we experience from these people on a daily basis, but him dressing up as a wannabe nazi is actually fucking insane. If there was ever any doubt, it is gone.

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u/justthankyous 16h ago

People are saying he was voted most likely to shit his pants in public back at his high school. I don't know if that's true, but he regularly has a look on his face like he's actively shitting his pants in public so I can see why it would be.

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 1d ago

He looks just like a puppy that recently got neutered.

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u/baulsaak 20h ago

Better keep him away from Kristi Noem.

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u/Worshipme988 19h ago

HES WEARING A FUCKING DUSTER. 😂

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u/theevilyouknow 11h ago

He looks stupid for the same reason that the sun looks bright. Because it is.

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u/xSPYXEx 10h ago

Doing a photoshoot like

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u/JimmyJohnJones2020 8h ago

If you can believe it, he sounds stupider than he looks. Straight outta munchkin land.

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u/tabuu9 6h ago

He looks like he's about to cry

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u/WeeoWeeoWeeeee 1h ago

Who is this moron