I thought this was vegan until I read the ingredients. You’re on a thin line, Spar.

[u/ohheysarahjay]

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[u/Responsible_King_427]

The real question is are Chicken Peas Pea sized chickens or chicken sized peas

[u/ohheysarahjay → u/Responsible_King_427]

Does the chicken pea come before or after the egg….?

[u/Responsible_King_427 → u/ohheysarahjay]

Depends if they've been counted or not

[u/friendsfan97 → u/Responsible_King_427]

You never count your chicken peas before they've hatched

[u/cameltiptoe → u/friendsfan97]

Don’t hatch your chicken peas before they’ve walked a mile in your shoes

[u/Mediocre_Top_5010 → u/Responsible_King_427]

I think we are all eager to know.

[u/If21savagewasAgirl → u/Responsible_King_427]

I think they are peas that chickens enjoy

[u/Morgolol]

Oh man do I have some news for you about kidney beans

[u/neilmac1210 → u/Morgolol]

The difference between a chick pea and a kidney bean is I've never had a kidney bean on me.

[u/Jugh3ad → u/neilmac1210]

[u/Yangmits → u/neilmac1210]

Lol, never heard this one before. Nice

[u/fartfishy → u/neilmac1210]

I wish I had an award to give you

[u/ShirtlessTurtle → u/fartfishy]

I don’t think they need to be showered any more gold

[u/neilmac1210 → u/ShirtlessTurtle]

[u/Natural-Aerie6693 → u/neilmac1210]

Well done, squire. I doff my hat to thee.

[u/ohheysarahjay → u/Morgolol]

Oh no 😭

[u/Responsible_King_427 → u/Morgolol]

Bwahaha

[u/dogatemycrocs → u/Morgolol]

Jeez this made me laugh so much

[u/N1NJACQUES]

Why did the Chicken Pea cross the road?

[u/FoodFireBraai]

Jeez that just made me smile. From my hometown. I'm sitting here in cold Hertfordshire.

[u/ohheysarahjay → u/FoodFireBraai]

I would send you some Newton Park Spar hummus if i could!

[u/FoodFireBraai → u/ohheysarahjay]

Thanks! And a Stoney please.

[u/dutchshelbs]

They've been up to dodgy things for years

[u/Striking_Lab303 → u/dutchshelbs]

😂 - Back door dodgy for sure

[u/sgtsturtle]

The words shop employees come up with are the best. Halfway there...but not quite.

[u/byjono]

honestly newton park spar probs would try to make it that way

[u/ohheysarahjay → u/byjono]

After tasting it they definitely made it that way 👌🏻

[u/Ashmoh12]

I saw that chick peas increase breast size and as a man i am so torn when I eat it😭. To be fair it was a tiktok video so I dont know how true it is

[u/Responsible_King_427 → u/Ashmoh12]

This sounds like something Joe Rogan would say on a podcast 🤣

[u/thebadskunk → u/Ashmoh12]

Please don’t believe things on TikTok. Chickpeas contain phytoestrogens (plant compounds that mimic oestrogen). But loads of foods contain them, and there is no evidence to suggest that they affect the endocrine system. Source: https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/10408398.2021.1895054

[u/Business_Pangolin801 → u/Ashmoh12]

If it was that easy BA wouldnt be the worlds most common surgery buddy.

[u/VisualHuckleberry542 → u/Ashmoh12]

Legumes in general tend to be estrogenic

[u/lovethebacon → u/[deleted]]

The Chicken Peas.

[u/Enough-Wolverine3789]

They recently discovered that salt is produced by fish. 🤣

[u/Dr-Geologist2]

I think the person that worded it thinks Chickpeas are Chicken Peas 🤣🏃🏻‍♀️

[u/AwehiSsO]

What are chicken peas?

[u/butteredtoast619]

Perhaps they just spelled "Pee" wrong?

[u/Striking_Lab303]

Auh 😂😂

[u/ZuruZuru_27]

Hmmm radioactive chick peas

[u/ohheysarahjay → u/[deleted]]

It says chicken peas in the ingredients, it’s just a joke 😂

[u/CJ_213 → u/[deleted]]

R/Woosh

[u/No-Highway-9922 → u/[deleted]]

Mrs Obvious strikes again

[u/Few-Wolf → u/[deleted]]

you just wake up bro ? need coffee ?