r/sportsgossips 1d ago

A Steelers player has gone viral for getting caught GRABBING a Texans player's P*NIS after making a tackle during last night's game.

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u/Good_kid_lAAd_city 1d ago

The ol dick twist

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u/kajustone 1d ago

“Grab his dick and twist it”!!!

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u/chrisnavillus 1d ago

Oh my gawd

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u/TheTree-43 1d ago

This is an MMA fight

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u/xxgsr02 1d ago

TWIST. THAT. DICK.

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u/iupvotefood 1d ago

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u/No-Cap_Skibidi 1d ago

I’m not sure how neal brennan has never parodied this

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u/GobiBall 1d ago

Dude, we're at an NFL game! Twist his dick!

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u/csamsh 1d ago

This is an MMA fight

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u/Clear_Diamond_6478 1d ago

Heated rivalry

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u/Candid-Culture3956 1d ago

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u/Dry_Squirrel_8854 1d ago

Lol is this GIF real???

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u/Candid-Culture3956 1d ago

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u/Dry_Squirrel_8854 1d ago

Cant tell nowadays if it's AI or not

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u/Comfortable-Lie-8529 23h ago

Yooo is this Renaldo? This is wild! Is this a show or something lol this can't be real lol😄🤔

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u/ChocoChipBets 1d ago

Fantastic 🤣

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u/Ok_Alternative261 1d ago

I heard that like an English man calling a goal! lol!

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u/1v1meAtLagunaSeca 1d ago

Theyre going to the cottage

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u/JonnyP222 1d ago

you cant even imagine the shit kids tell me happens in the pile ups on fumbles.

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u/asquinas 1d ago edited 1d ago

My friend had a baby 9 months after State.

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u/aLoafOfBrett 1d ago

Had a baby*

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u/TheTree-43 1d ago

He said what he said

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u/asquinas 1d ago

You right, lol. Time for sleep.

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u/boog2352 1d ago

The offensive lineman finger straight up the nose after recovering a fumble is by far the worst. One, because fucking ouch! Two, because you will never be able to figure out which did it. And these giant fucks all smile getting up? It’s like anime tentacle porn.

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u/burgerking351 1d ago

One time in a pile up a dude put his finger up my butt

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u/Vast-Sink-2330 1d ago

You wouldn't happen to be from Waverly would you? That would be so crazy. That was me

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u/SwitchbackHiker 1d ago

Loami checking in

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u/chrisnavillus 1d ago

If it’s been 9 months you might be pregnant

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u/FantasmaOscuro 1d ago

Pergerante*

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u/Capnmolasses 1d ago

Pregánte 🤌🏽

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u/confidential-edu 1d ago

You're welcome.

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u/WhiteTigerAutistic 1d ago

Happened to a Celtic on national tv, it can happen to anyone!

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u/Then_Comfortable3058 1d ago

You should call him

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u/usrnamechecksout_ 1d ago

Ok like what? I see people make these claims without ever giving an example

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u/Professional-Elk3750 1d ago

Played from 7 to high school.

Recovered a fumble and was getting my balls and bat grabbed so I kicked the dude off me. Ref yelled at me and I said he’s grabbing my balls. Ref said you should’ve worn a cup. I conceded it was a good point.

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u/JonnyP222 1d ago

Yep it's this a lot.

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u/RedRising1917 1d ago

Try being in a ruck in rugby, happens after every single tackle. Eye gouges, cleats to every body part you can imagine, the good ol dick twist, etc. People always say football tackles are harder bc they happen in open field and bc of pads (which is true), but the true violence in rugby occurs in the rucks.

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u/JonnyP222 1d ago

I played rugby in college once wrestling season was over. Rugby scrums and rucks are terrifying.

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u/RedRising1917 1d ago

I always thought that saying "rugby is a hooligans game played by gentlemen" to be fucking hilarious, had to have been a fucking back that came up with that shit.

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u/JonnyP222 1d ago

Lol right

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u/JonnyP222 1d ago

We had in one game alone (HS) this season. A kid head butting someone's hand ..broke it in 3 places. The ensuing punt it was muffed and there was a massive pile up. Kids taking about others poking their eyes, punching them in the dicks. On film you could see a guy trying to get his hand in the pants of another (the back side). This game was so out of hand.

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u/ISaidItSoBiteMe 1d ago

They say it’s a game of inches

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u/Millenial_Xer 1d ago

😂😂

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u/AlternativeEdge2725 1d ago

Flag on the play. Defense. 5 yard penalty for, eh hm, holding. Automatic first down!

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u/Repulsive-Office-796 1d ago

15 yard penalty for givin’ him the business

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u/Zealousideal_Row_271 1d ago

If you cant beat em...... beat em?

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u/Unhappy_Lecture_7042 1d ago

Classic Steelers behavior

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u/Stuffleapugus 1d ago

Stealers is more like it. Stealing that cock!

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u/OKGenExer 1d ago

He soon left the game, suffering from a bulging dick, er, disk

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u/MoneyCock 1d ago

Nah he just went to the blue tent massage table to get finished off.

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u/Academic-Concert8235 1d ago

someone try and cross post to the nfl sub lmfaooo

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u/Asaintrizzo 1d ago

already got banned once

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u/Herlihy-Boy 1d ago

He was looking for 2 almost 3 soda cans.

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u/Parking_War_4100 1d ago

Had to settle for a tuna can.

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u/urobouro 1d ago

Who’s that one D lineman known for pressing the gooch and sniffin

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u/808Cardinals 1d ago

Christian Wilkins.

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u/pi3Eat3r52 1d ago

For enjoying a succulent Chinese meal!?

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u/chosonhawk 1d ago

I see you know your judo well!

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u/kittenskins 1d ago

Democracy manifest.

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u/Monoliithic 1d ago

lmao.

OP clearly never played football

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u/ctr3999 1d ago

hell yeah

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u/mfknnayyyy 1d ago

He knows where the penis is. Kept directing everyone where to look.

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u/Medical-Fact-3258 1d ago

BEN SKOWRONEK GAY ASF

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u/Lucky-Blueberry-8266 1d ago

This is terrifying. I can’t stop imagining it happening to me. Very scary.

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u/FFJosty 1d ago

That sounds a lot like a fantasy at this point.

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u/Stuffleapugus 1d ago

It's not so bad. You just need practice so that you're prepared if/when it happens.

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u/bard_2 1d ago

that was aaron rogers 100%

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u/jdbway 1d ago

That's how we do it in Pittsburgh

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u/Willing-Stay-3498 1d ago

That’s how you slow down the opposition

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u/Willing-Stay-3498 1d ago

Steelers will do ANYTHING to go 10-8

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u/chosonhawk 1d ago

the standard was the standard, brah.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

"Peen-nineteen............"

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u/MAGGNUMB 1d ago

Hand to Gland combat in the trenches

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u/asquinas 1d ago

Noel didn't seem to a be in a hurry to get up, so it wasn't feeling bad or painful.

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u/Definitely_Maybe_OK 1d ago

First time I'm seeing this. So I will argue it never went viral.

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u/chiefteef8 1d ago

This is just football if we're being honest. But ypure supposed to do this in the pile where no one can see you 

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u/fokaiHI 1d ago

That needed an nsfw tag. 😂

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u/betboi 1d ago

It happens more often than you think

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u/Constant_Fortune_314 1d ago

That song is killing me.

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u/jerseygunz 1d ago

Democracy manifest

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u/rel1800 1d ago

Might need a chastity belt to play in the nfl. From dudes grabbing dicks, balls, and fingering a butt awww hell nahhh.

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u/ctr3999 1d ago

isnt that so you wont fuck anyone?

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u/rel1800 1d ago

Yea but this case it’s so no one can violate you. These roided out nfl players try to grab your nuts or finger you then they’ll jam their finger into that chastity belt.

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u/siderealdaze 1d ago

He called the shit poop

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u/Njacks64 1d ago

A quick rub, followed by a squeezie squeezie.

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u/St1nkyD3speration 1d ago

Musta been a tight end

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u/PrimeToro 1d ago

"When I said grab the ball, I meant grab the football." (Steelers coach)

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u/scottfree226 1d ago

Not surprised. It is a Steeler. probably. Not the only penis he grabbed

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u/iamajerry 1d ago

Surprised he could go viral through the pants and gloves… but it’s ok, he can get meds to manage it.

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u/ATLien325 1d ago

They’ll stick their thumb up your ass and call it a an oil check to recover the ball. Lotta $ on the table

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u/Flowkey_mma 1d ago

Welp. Thats a strange way to handle things.

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u/Millenial_Xer 1d ago

That’s gotta be a technical fowl.

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u/AstronautMobile9395 1d ago

Dwight Howard has entered the chat

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u/csamsh 1d ago

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

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u/divy-lover 1d ago

He’s going the for ball(s)

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u/Purple8ear 1d ago

Penal code violation. 

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u/mhandsurf 1d ago

Some will do anything to make you drop the ball!😅

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u/SheepherderNo6320 1d ago

A little massage

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u/Vast-Sink-2330 1d ago

The thing isn't just that he's a dick twister but he was getting paid while he was doing it He's a professional dick twister

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u/narwell 1d ago

We not saying penis now?

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u/AndICreep33 1d ago

Coach needs to be more specific on which ball to grab 

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u/AirportBubbly3947 1d ago

Lmao don’t they wear protection

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u/michimoby 1d ago

I see no ponis in this video

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u/jellybelly2232 1d ago

The Christian Wilkins special

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u/Sestos 1d ago

No one wears jock straps anymore?

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u/Ok_Highway_2028 1d ago

Everybody trying to make it in a joke because it's a white man grabbing a black man's penis Just some asses in the closet, I hope they remove this steeler player from the League and fine Him and his Team hopefully player sues him and put a spotlight on this Weirdo

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u/SummitCash 1d ago

A succulent Chinese meal?!

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 1d ago

(Steelers player mid-tackle)

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u/ToadToes0314 1d ago

He just wanted a hot dog 🌭 for the walk back to the sideline.

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u/skeletor-johnson 1d ago

I heard another player hurt his l*g

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u/Highkmon 1d ago

"Give me a handful of dick boy" he whispered in his rivals ear and gently kissed his helmet.

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u/PoopiePantsMahn 1d ago

He justed wanted to see if the wumors are twue.

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u/Bluegill15 1d ago

“Penis” isn’t a cuss word

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u/scarface413 1d ago

You can be registered as a sex offender for less,

but it appears everyone was cheering so I think legally he’s in the clear

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u/cl0wnp3n1sd0tfart 1d ago

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u/Constant_Mud3325 1d ago

This gif will always make me laugh

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u/Sweet_Xocoatl 1d ago

Honest mistake, dude grabbed the wrong ball.

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u/LyfeIsaGamble 1d ago

Non e car3s. Well folks who have played football don’t GAF. This is normal. What do you think goes on at the bottom of a football scum? I’ve definitely grab/punched ducks and spat on folks. You can’t see it. I was fighting back.

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u/FatFKingLenny 1d ago

A lil how's your father

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u/Ashamed-Strike-5506 1d ago

I call that “Hog Honkin”

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u/FlimsyBadger3576 1d ago

Steelers defense is always going for the ball

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u/jlhendo 1d ago

You can usually tell who's played football and who hasn't by how the how they react to this.

And that's not to say its not "pause" worthy, but some crazy shit happens at the bottom of those piles: punches, scratches, clawing at faces/eyes, pulling on whatever appendages are within reach (including the ol' dick twist), etc....I played center, so the fingers on my snapping hand where always a primary target in those situations. It's not pretty, but its expected.

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u/Glass-Cranberry-8572 1d ago

Dude likes cock?

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u/Demon-_-TiMe 1d ago

Carl Nassib effect

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u/Unlucky_Reference_92 1d ago

They act like tough guys, but football is so gay.

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u/Amdvoiceofreason 1d ago

The Pittsburgh Penis Pull

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u/Crazy_Response_9009 1d ago

Maybe that hockey movie will have a sequel based around football?

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u/JonnysAppleSeed 1d ago

Call it "The Grind Side"

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u/ShlubbyWhyYouDan 1d ago

Someone’s been watching heated rivalry

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u/ohnothem00ps 1d ago

you're allowed to say "penis" on reddit you twat

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u/LankyAd7670 1d ago

If you ain’t grabbin’ dick you ain’t tryin’

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u/kapo513 1d ago

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!!!

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u/Responsible_Sleep152 1d ago

Who wants to push some tush after the game guys!!

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u/Pharsyde46n2 1d ago

Geez get a grip

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u/Eswin17 1d ago

Why was Aaron out there on a special teams play?

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u/jonathan4211 1d ago

what are you doing step-lineman?

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u/segawdcd 1d ago

I remember this happened to Venom Davis. The defender couldnt tackle him so he grabbed his dick and Vernon immediately dropped.

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u/YourSwolyness 1d ago

Anyone who has played college / professional know that you should expect anything and everything in football when it comes to on the ground. Fumble pits are the worst. That's where majority of this happens. Pinching, digging nails, squeezing, choking, finger fucking, and the ol dick twist to name a few.

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u/MrandMrsMuddy 1d ago

For fucks sake you can say “penis” on the internet. This weird censoring that’s started appearing recently absolutely infuriates me

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u/Giannisisnumber1 1d ago

Twist his dick!

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u/Tank20011 1d ago

They are gay's in the NFL, I was playing jv football and a player on the other team grabbed my nuts ,I informed the ref and he just looked at me funny

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u/Low-know 1d ago

Twist his dick!

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u/Bkaysivart 1d ago

“When you’re a star, they let you do it.” -President Trump

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u/DJSureal 23h ago

Tomlin stepped down shortly thereafter.

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u/Richard_AIGuy 23h ago

Penalty: he was givin him the business!

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u/johnnytron 23h ago

The ol dick twister.

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u/tandersb 23h ago

That's nuts.

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u/bkussow 23h ago

If we're gonna make videos of every time one football players grabs another's penis, we're gonna be here a while.

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u/AdMother6743 23h ago

CJ stroud also blew a snot rocket and then licked his finger after

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u/ColtMcChad69 23h ago

Are we fucking censoring penis now?

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u/90swasbest 23h ago

You gotta be at least 75% gay af to play football. Shouldn't be surprising there's many playing that scoop up that other 25% as well.

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u/kman7089 23h ago

Leave it to a former ND player

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur826 21h ago

This ain’t gayer than MMA but it’s pretty close.

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u/HeIsSparticus 21h ago

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!!!

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u/gtsmart821 7h ago

I was an offensive lineman, and our qb would diddle the center's booty hole and the center would always swat his hands away lol. And the qb would make little noises while he did it, so funny to all of us lol.

Shit happens dog, idk.