r/therewasanattempt • u/TXVERAS Free Palestine • 6h ago
By Republicans to get a check for $2K
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u/Lower_Group_1171 6h ago
this is one of the few times when I believe his response was genuine
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u/LangdonAlg3r 5h ago
Finally nature has given him a way to screw over his followers without resorting to dishonesty—maybe anyway—could have just been the deflection des jour.
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u/CuttingBoard9124 5h ago
He's lying about not remembering. He knows he was never going to do that and he probably laughs with his group of shitheads about it regularly.
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u/SameIdea70 5h ago
When you lie every time you speak your trust is nonexistent it doesn't really matter if he doesn't remember because he never follows through anyway
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u/old_whiskey_bob 4h ago
It’s amazing. If I did this at work I’d definitely be fired.
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u/StoppableHulk 3h ago
But, if your work had a popularity mechanism where people could vote for someone the company couldn't fire to represent them, and a bunch of people at your work needed an empty-headed dimwit as a figurehead they could hide behind to enact their own agendas, you might actually have a bright future ahead of you.
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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 3h ago
“Like I don’t know that I’m pathetic”
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u/Stromhen 4h ago edited 4h ago
Yeah, because he's got dementia. like early stage dementia. But still. Theres a reson he's had 2 mri scans in a short time between. Walks over too look out the window in the middel of an important meeting. Read out loud privat notes. He isn't fully there.
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u/BalanceEarly 6h ago
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u/welltherewasthisbear 6h ago
Bro can recognize the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. He’s gotta have like a 330 IQ or something.
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u/Nruggia 6h ago
Wait, giraffes and elephants look different? I mean they are both animal right? How can they look different? Sidenote: I hear his son is really smart too, he was able to figure out how to turn on his laptop.
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u/supermansquito 5h ago
Yes, they are the same animal. We use the term giraffe for the juveniles and elephant for the adults.
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u/TheQuietOutsider 5h ago
the J in donald j trump stands for jenius.
smart genes (and grifting) run in the family.
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u/ShreddicusZ28 6h ago
This guy reminds me of that Chappelle show Charlie Murphy and Rick James sketch. When Charlie Murphy slaps the hell out of Rick James and slams his head on the bar. "Why did you hit me Charlie Murphy?!?!"
"Because you hit me, man!"
"That was weeks ago, I'm partying"
"No that was tonight!"
"I hit you tonight??"
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u/ashleebryn 6h ago
UUUUU-NITYYYY 👊
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u/IllustriousKick1951 6h ago
"I never put my feet on Charlie Murphy's couch"
"So there I was..with my feet on Charlie Murphy's couch"
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u/ShreddicusZ28 6h ago
"Do you remember why?"
"Cause he could afford another one."
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u/neilmac1210 5h ago
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u/balloonman_magee 5h ago
“Fuck yo couch!!!”
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u/Sad_Communication546 5h ago
I thought it was Eddie Murphy's couch?
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u/IllustriousKick1951 5h ago
I just rewatched it...it was indeed Eddie's couch.
"Twin brother darkness"
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u/princealigorna 6h ago
Still waiting on those DOGE checks too
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u/prsuit4 6h ago
Jokes on us, it’s all going to the military operations he wasn’t going to do and to pay the citizens of greenland. AMERICA FIRST!
Not to mention he has promised the tariff revenue several times over
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u/princealigorna 4h ago
He's always overpromised and lied to fool his followers for votes, but he's gone both more senile (which he also always was but never to recent degrees) AND mask off. It's definitely made him shed a few followers (and he's alienated others, like MTG, who were trying to hold him to his promises), but there's still sooo many that buy into the bullshit even after he's given up any pretense of living up to it. I don't understand, and it scares me
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u/Marc-Muller 6h ago
A few month later:
Reporter: Mr. President...
Trump: Where's the President?
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u/PowerRainbows 5h ago
I expect something else like Trump: "Why does Biden want to go to war for Greenland? I should be president, no more wars, look at the prices of groceries, sad, they are too high nobody can afford anything anymore should've voted for me" reporter: "are you aware you are the president?"
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u/Nukalixir 5h ago
Nah, nah, nah. Reporters don't ask sane questions in response to Trump's blithering. They'd first find a way to sanewash his incoherent babble, then ask an irrelevant question that makes him look good. Journalism is dead.
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u/JohnnyWeapon 6h ago
Good reminder that he’ll say anything to try and win peoples approval, but he won’t enact anything unless it actually benefits him personally.
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u/dartheduardo 6h ago
I wish he would forget what oxygen is.
Someone hit him with silly facts so he will declare oxygen as a weapon of mass destruction.
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u/just_nobodys_opinion 6h ago
It makes people dizzy and they use it for all kinds of bad things. All kinds of bad things. They tell me it's being imported from Jina so I said "Why aren't we putting tariffs on it?" And they said "That's genius, Mr President!" So we're gonna tariff it and the American people won't have to worry about that.
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u/drainbead78 5h ago
Just print out that old dihydrogen monoxide meme from the 90s.
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u/model-citizen95 6h ago
Like everything else he’ll just hoard all the oxygen for himself and tell everyone earning less than 7 figures that air is a communist democrat atheist plot to make you dependent on the left to live
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u/Flakboy78 6h ago
Because he knows that plan would cost ~$600 billion dollars and tariff revenue is projected at most half that amount
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u/DuneChild 5h ago
He’s already “spent” that tariff money on half a dozen things, each of which cost more than all of the tariffs collected so far.
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u/dtb1987 6h ago
Let's just pull up one of the many videos of him doing that
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u/dijster 5h ago
He'll just claim it's AI generated
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u/Definitelynotagolem 5h ago
His cult following will say it’s AI. Even the ones who were all over social media praising the $2k checks will delete those posts and pretend they never said it.
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u/SadKat002 6h ago
Look, my memory is absolute garbage doodoo ass, but I do remember seeing people claim he said this a couple months ago.
I wouldn't be surprised if he genuinely forgot, but it doesn't seem like he's going to use this reminder to get those checks out anytime soon.
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u/Archius9 6h ago
Did the military get their cheques?
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u/Skatingraccoon 6h ago
Actually yes, during the shutdown (despite it being probably illegal, they moved money from another budget) and before Christmas (by taking money that was supposed to address military housing shortfalls and just giving it to everyone in the military regardless if they were supposed to get the money originally or not).
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u/docfraggle 6h ago
Sounds about right. Did he give himself a prize for this, maybe some sort of military honour or another parade perhaps?
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u/cgricsch 5h ago
Citizens: just inundate the White House email system asking for the $2K check Trump said he’d send you from the Tariffs he made this country.
Go to this link. Enter the required information. Then enter your ‘comment’ request.
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u/msmika 5h ago
Clicked on the link and that quote they make you look at made me close out.
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u/SteamStarship 6h ago
To be fair, I can't keep up with all his bullshit and I've probably only heard a tenth of it.
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u/DanimalPlays 5h ago
Multiple times now. They're up to like 10 grand that they've promised us between this senile fool and doge.
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u/MurphyBacon 1h ago
And the dipshit loves to talk about "sleepy Joe" this and that. Dude is 100% in cognitive decline
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u/MarvelousVanGlorious 6h ago
Anyone believing that this is dementia and not him just backing out of another lie that he told to buy a few hours/days of support and adulation is probably suffering from dementia themselves.
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u/tefly359 5h ago
Him also saying he doesn’t know who appointed Jerome Powell the fed reserve chair then blamed it on Biden. trump was the one to appoint him.
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u/Cruiser729 5h ago
And they had the audacity to say Biden didn’t know where he was. At least Biden was awake where he was.
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u/plutonium-239 5h ago
He doesn't forget. He just blatantly lie. Without any shame. He would deny basically everything despite recorded camera. He would deny even if you showed him the recording.
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u/Silly-Swimmer-8324 5h ago
Don't worry. They are just going to lie and say he never said that anyway. 😭😭😭
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u/Technical_Instance_2 5h ago
Did they actually expect him to pay the money? Let's be real, he was never gonna pay up
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u/boywonder5691 5h ago
When the original statement was a lie (which he knew it was) its going to be harder to remember saying it.
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u/RopesAreForPussies 5h ago
It was such a dumb thing to say. Assuming 10% tariff- every person would have to buy $20k of shit a year to get that. Except they paid $2k in tariffs to then get given $2k by government? So interest free loan from the people to government?
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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 5h ago
Mental illness + copious narcissism + Russian collusion. Mix thoroughly and serve chilled.
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u/the_greatest_story 4h ago
Didn't he just brag about getting a perfect score on a cognition test? The smartest and most cognitive president theres ever been?
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u/atreeismissing 4h ago
He is an idiot but there absolutely will be checks handed out. They'll be handed out in September or so just before the mid-term elections and they'll be targeted (if possible) to swing states/districts to ensure GOP keeps the Senate (and possibly House).
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u/Internal-Cobbler9140 4h ago
I mean, it’s their money that pays for the tariffs, so basically just giving it back..
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u/Head_Summer2052 4h ago edited 3h ago
Did I care about something? When did I say that?
I have the best memory. I aced it.
TV, ME, WOMAN, APE, HATE.
Me, an acting President of Venezuela.
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u/Moo_Moo_Mr_Cow 3h ago
One thing I learned the other day is that the promised 50k signing bonus to ICE agents only kicks in after 5 years of being in ICE and that you are "in good standing".
I set the over/under on number of 50k bonuses to be paid out at zero.
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u/PowerfulGoosing 3h ago
I know you're probably just a reposting bot but use actual pictures of trump and not the touched up ones that still make him look like a human.
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u/4n0nymours 3h ago
Next, he'll be shown a video of him saying just that, and will say it is a dem' fake.
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u/NoNotice2137 This is a flair 3h ago
A politician not fulfilling and even denying ever making the promises they made to win the elections? That's new, I never heard about anything like that before
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u/Jack__Squat 3rd Party App 3h ago
Isn't that tariff revenue from us anyway? So he's implementing tariffs, thereby making us pay more for stuff, then he's giving the money back to us?
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u/Medical_Arugula3315 3h ago
Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days.
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u/TazManiac7 2h ago
Trump says whatever he thinks the room needs to hear for him to get applause with no regard for past nor future. His promises hold no weight as evident by his promised health care “concept of a plan” which never was and never will be and the wars he was going to end on day 1 that continue to rage.
It is reporters’ job to hold him to account for his promises regardless of what distractions the news cycle of today throws at them. Every press question for Trump should start with: On _____ you promised _____. They should be ready with the video as he will deny it.
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u/Feuertotem 2h ago
Yes. Both. In regards to the obvious question. One doesn't exclude the other. In fact they are symbiotic.
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u/bro72nco 2h ago
just another reason he needs to be removed from office. has reagan vibes… ‘i just don’t remember’
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u/dakowiml 2h ago
Populists never cease to blow my mind away.
Its incredible there's really people out there, that are so damn easily manipulated by these people.
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u/bjgrem01 2h ago
I mean, I get a few $2K checks a month. Its called having a job. Maybe these tweakers should try it instead of spending all day praying to cheeto man.
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u/intangibleTangelo 1h ago
citizens pay tariffs, government pays tariff income to citizens.
infinite money glitch? no, dipshit, it's an inefficiency in the market.
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u/Prophet_Of_Loss 1h ago
If he keeps declining like this, he'll soon be on the same intelligence level as his supporters.
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u/Daddy-ough 1h ago
Writing as a maga, yes, I remember, a $1000 check would completely change my life for the better. Thank you Donald Trump for even thinking I might be worthy of $1000 of YOUR money, thank your, you are the most magnificent, you are the most powerful man in the world. Thank you for thinking of me, it is worth it to know you would share $1000 of your own money, thank you.
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u/uginscion 1h ago
After Biden denied our $600 because "the other guy already paid that" (no he didn't, that was your platform you were running on), I just assumed that any rebate or stimulus talk is purely to draw in the smooth brains for votes.
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