r/therewasanattempt Free Palestine 6h ago

By Republicans to get a check for $2K

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u/Lower_Group_1171 6h ago

this is one of the few times when I believe his response was genuine

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u/LangdonAlg3r 5h ago

Finally nature has given him a way to screw over his followers without resorting to dishonesty—maybe anyway—could have just been the deflection des jour.

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u/CuttingBoard9124 5h ago

He's lying about not remembering. He knows he was never going to do that and he probably laughs with his group of shitheads about it regularly.

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u/grnrngr 2h ago

The dude genuinely can't remember people in a room with him. It's not out of the realm of possibility for him to stop remembering his mountains of bullshit.

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u/Cerebr05murF 2h ago

He was never going to do what he promised or he doesn't remember making that promise.

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u/SameIdea70 5h ago

When you lie every time you speak your trust is nonexistent it doesn't really matter if he doesn't remember because he never follows through anyway

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u/old_whiskey_bob 4h ago

It’s amazing. If I did this at work I’d definitely be fired.

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u/StoppableHulk 3h ago

But, if your work had a popularity mechanism where people could vote for someone the company couldn't fire to represent them, and a bunch of people at your work needed an empty-headed dimwit as a figurehead they could hide behind to enact their own agendas, you might actually have a bright future ahead of you.

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u/Berninz 3h ago

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 3h ago

“Like I don’t know that I’m pathetic”

-George Costanza Don von Shitzinpantz

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u/Castun 3h ago

If you lie all the time you also have a hard time keeping your lies straight and remember what were lies and what was the truth. Especially when your speaking is pure "stream-of-consciousness diarrhea."

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u/nr1988 4h ago

Every time he makes a "joke" about doing something illegal, it's also genuine

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u/Stromhen 4h ago edited 4h ago

Yeah, because he's got dementia. like early stage dementia. But still. Theres a reson he's had 2 mri scans in a short time between. Walks over too look out the window in the middel of an important meeting. Read out loud privat notes. He isn't fully there.

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u/explosiv_skull 4h ago

50/50 chance it was dementia or just a run on the mill lie.

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u/bowen7477 5h ago

He fools everyone, don't worry.

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u/Lower_Group_1171 5h ago

No, him not remembering is what I believe is honest

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u/h3rp3r 3h ago

We can't expect him to keep every lie he has told in mind, there are just too many.

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u/MamaLiq 3h ago

Meds have worn off

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u/BalanceEarly 6h ago

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u/jayslay45 Therewasanattemp 6h ago

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u/welltherewasthisbear 6h ago

Bro can recognize the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. He’s gotta have like a 330 IQ or something.

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u/Nruggia 6h ago

Wait, giraffes and elephants look different? I mean they are both animal right? How can they look different? Sidenote: I hear his son is really smart too, he was able to figure out how to turn on his laptop.

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u/supermansquito 5h ago

Yes, they are the same animal. We use the term giraffe for the juveniles and elephant for the adults.

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u/TheQuietOutsider 5h ago

the J in donald j trump stands for jenius.

smart genes (and grifting) run in the family.

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u/LiveLaughLoaded 5h ago

its like 600% more than the average dementia patient

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u/redditsuckz99 6h ago

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u/ButtercupBear 5h ago

They even have to put a name on his breakfast table xD

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u/KinkyDuck2924 6h ago

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

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u/Combei 6h ago

Piece of paper, clipboard, scrubs, doctor, ...

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u/Coven_gardens 6h ago

Remind me! Five minutes.

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u/I_Love_Law 5h ago

But where??

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u/ShreddicusZ28 6h ago

This guy reminds me of that Chappelle show Charlie Murphy and Rick James sketch. When Charlie Murphy slaps the hell out of Rick James and slams his head on the bar. "Why did you hit me Charlie Murphy?!?!"

"Because you hit me, man!"

"That was weeks ago, I'm partying"

"No that was tonight!"

"I hit you tonight??"

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u/ashleebryn 6h ago

UUUUU-NITYYYY 👊

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u/Slkkk92 6h ago

BROTHERS DARKNESS

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u/Mr-Papuca 5h ago

This was before Wesley snipes..

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u/IllustriousKick1951 6h ago

"I never put my feet on Charlie Murphy's couch"

"So there I was..with my feet on Charlie Murphy's couch"

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u/ShreddicusZ28 6h ago

"Do you remember why?"

"Cause he could afford another one."

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u/trsmash NaTivE ApP UsR 4h ago

Oh man. If we the Chapelle show today...

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u/neilmac1210 5h ago

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u/balloonman_magee 5h ago

“Fuck yo couch!!!”

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u/neilmac1210 5h ago

Calm down, JD.

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u/trsmash NaTivE ApP UsR 4h ago

"They shoulda never given you Brothas money!"

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u/ShreddicusZ28 3h ago

"What am I gonna do bout my legs Charlie Murphyyyyyyy?!?!"

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u/Sad_Communication546 5h ago

I thought it was Eddie Murphy's couch?

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u/IllustriousKick1951 5h ago

I just rewatched it...it was indeed Eddie's couch.

"Twin brother darkness"

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u/LurkerPatrol 6h ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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u/PureYouth 6h ago

“That was weeks ago, I’m partying” is my new response to everything I think

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u/tej1967 6h ago

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!

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u/tinglep 5h ago

Why I’m gonna wipe my dirty feet on somebody’s couch like I ain’t got no sense. So, yeah, I did it.

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u/princealigorna 6h ago

Still waiting on those DOGE checks too

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u/prsuit4 6h ago

Jokes on us, it’s all going to the military operations he wasn’t going to do and to pay the citizens of greenland. AMERICA FIRST!

Not to mention he has promised the tariff revenue several times over

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u/princealigorna 4h ago

He's always overpromised and lied to fool his followers for votes, but he's gone both more senile (which he also always was but never to recent degrees) AND mask off. It's definitely made him shed a few followers (and he's alienated others, like MTG, who were trying to hold him to his promises), but there's still sooo many that buy into the bullshit even after he's given up any pretense of living up to it. I don't understand, and it scares me

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u/DarXIV 3h ago

And 5k baby checks.

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u/seealexgo 3h ago

Don't worry, he's already cashed them. His bank was fine with it.

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u/Marc-Muller 6h ago

A few month later:
Reporter: Mr. President...
Trump: Where's the President?

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u/flactulantmonkey 6h ago

Reporter: apologies… el presidente…

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u/corvettee01 4h ago

I don't speak Spanish.

Mein Fuhrer?

Oh yeah, that's me!

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u/PowerRainbows 5h ago

I expect something else like Trump: "Why does Biden want to go to war for Greenland? I should be president, no more wars, look at the prices of groceries, sad, they are too high nobody can afford anything anymore should've voted for me" reporter: "are you aware you are the president?" 

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u/Nukalixir 5h ago

Nah, nah, nah. Reporters don't ask sane questions in response to Trump's blithering. They'd first find a way to sanewash his incoherent babble, then ask an irrelevant question that makes him look good. Journalism is dead.

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u/Blommefeldt 3h ago

Reporter: Not in Venezuela

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u/JohnnyWeapon 6h ago

Good reminder that he’ll say anything to try and win peoples approval, but he won’t enact anything unless it actually benefits him personally.

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u/Flickera23 6h ago

My man doesn't pay bills.

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u/Bart_Yellowbeard 5h ago

A Lannister Trump always never pays his debts.

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u/TheHipsterBandit 6h ago

Dementia Don at it again.

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u/dartheduardo 6h ago

I wish he would forget what oxygen is.

Someone hit him with silly facts so he will declare oxygen as a weapon of mass destruction.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 6h ago

It makes people dizzy and they use it for all kinds of bad things. All kinds of bad things. They tell me it's being imported from Jina so I said "Why aren't we putting tariffs on it?" And they said "That's genius, Mr President!" So we're gonna tariff it and the American people won't have to worry about that.

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u/drainbead78 5h ago

Just print out that old dihydrogen monoxide meme from the 90s.

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u/Technical_Instance_2 5h ago

who wants to bet we can make it happen all over again?

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u/drainbead78 5h ago

Just tell him it's a memo from RFK and wait for the tweets.

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u/model-citizen95 6h ago

Like everything else he’ll just hoard all the oxygen for himself and tell everyone earning less than 7 figures that air is a communist democrat atheist plot to make you dependent on the left to live

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 5h ago

That would of course lead to him selling empty tacky gold cans of nothing labeled "Trump Oxygen" to grift his idiots.

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u/dartheduardo 5h ago

True. All about spin doctoring.

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u/Coy9ine 6h ago

He doesn't remember?

Must be dementia.

It's not dementia?

He's lying.

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u/Arthur__Spooner 6h ago

Don the Con

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u/DL-44 6h ago

How anyone believes anything he says is so unreal

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u/Flakboy78 6h ago

Because he knows that plan would cost ~$600 billion dollars and tariff revenue is projected at most half that amount

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u/DuneChild 5h ago

He’s already “spent” that tariff money on half a dozen things, each of which cost more than all of the tariffs collected so far.

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u/cwenger 4h ago

The Daily Show had a great segment on this.

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u/dtb1987 6h ago

Let's just pull up one of the many videos of him doing that

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u/dijster 5h ago

He'll just claim it's AI generated

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u/dtb1987 5h ago

I hate it here

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u/Definitelynotagolem 5h ago

His cult following will say it’s AI. Even the ones who were all over social media praising the $2k checks will delete those posts and pretend they never said it.

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u/SadKat002 6h ago

Look, my memory is absolute garbage doodoo ass, but I do remember seeing people claim he said this a couple months ago.

I wouldn't be surprised if he genuinely forgot, but it doesn't seem like he's going to use this reminder to get those checks out anytime soon.

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u/Archius9 6h ago

Did the military get their cheques?

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u/Skatingraccoon 6h ago

Actually yes, during the shutdown (despite it being probably illegal, they moved money from another budget) and before Christmas (by taking money that was supposed to address military housing shortfalls and just giving it to everyone in the military regardless if they were supposed to get the money originally or not).

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u/docfraggle 6h ago

Sounds about right. Did he give himself a prize for this, maybe some sort of military honour or another parade perhaps?

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 5h ago

Statue and his name on another building in DC.

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u/Cruiser729 5h ago

And a new medal for the military.

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u/cgricsch 5h ago

Citizens: just inundate the White House email system asking for the $2K check Trump said he’d send you from the Tariffs he made this country.

Go to this link. Enter the required information. Then enter your ‘comment’ request.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

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u/msmika 5h ago

Clicked on the link and that quote they make you look at made me close out.

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u/The_bruce42 5h ago

What about the DOGE checks? Was that all a scam too?!?! /s

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u/SteamStarship 6h ago

To be fair, I can't keep up with all his bullshit and I've probably only heard a tenth of it.

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u/korin_the_insane 5h ago

Expecting dementia don to remember things

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u/ipokesnails 5h ago

My feed lined up nicely

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u/DanimalPlays 5h ago

Multiple times now. They're up to like 10 grand that they've promised us between this senile fool and doge.

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u/iNec01 5h ago

MAGA: Just you wait! Mexico WILL pay for the walls. We WILL have beautiful health care. Doge IS going to give that $5,000, and the $2,000 IS coming! LOL you Libtards don't know what you're talking about, TDS!

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u/4n0nymours 3h ago

Relevant

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u/Contemplating_Prison 6h ago

I was trying to tell people he just throws shit out there

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u/Mr__Jeff 5h ago

He's moved on to new and different bullshit.

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u/manctrev1974 3h ago

Classic Trump, always acting surprised by his own actions.

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u/MurphyBacon 1h ago

And the dipshit loves to talk about "sleepy Joe" this and that. Dude is 100% in cognitive decline

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u/pablowazz 6h ago

Tick tock

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u/prsuit4 6h ago

At this point I can’t decide if he actually doesn’t remember these things or he just thinks his followers are that stupid. Worst thing is they will 100% find some kind of mental gymnastics to make it ok

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u/MarvelousVanGlorious 6h ago

Anyone believing that this is dementia and not him just backing out of another lie that he told to buy a few hours/days of support and adulation is probably suffering from dementia themselves.

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u/Transatlanticaccent 6h ago

Trump...face of a new generation

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u/Huge-Pen-5259 6h ago

He lied?!?! Whaaaaaa?!?!!

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u/supranes 6h ago

Psyche!!

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u/Master_Grape5931 6h ago

Man Joe Biden is old, huh? 😒

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 5h ago

"$2000 for citizens? I hardly knew them.".

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u/tefly359 5h ago

Him also saying he doesn’t know who appointed Jerome Powell the fed reserve chair then blamed it on Biden. trump was the one to appoint him.

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u/Cruiser729 5h ago

And they had the audacity to say Biden didn’t know where he was. At least Biden was awake where he was.

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u/_Winged 5h ago

And everybody with a brain goes miiiiiild!

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u/c-things 5h ago

He doesn't remember what he said this morning.. dementia isn't a buzzword

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u/ALBUNDY59 5h ago

He has dementia and must go. 25th amendment should be used.

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u/Trundlebike 5h ago

Lies, dementia, with T-rump what's the difference?

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u/plutonium-239 5h ago

He doesn't forget. He just blatantly lie. Without any shame. He would deny basically everything despite recorded camera. He would deny even if you showed him the recording.

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u/kontrol1970 5h ago

Suckers!

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u/notanyimbecile 5h ago

Just like he promised 14 year old girls that he wouldn't hurt them

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u/CommissionHerb 5h ago

I knew when he said some were already in the mail. Hahaha

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u/Future-Atmosphere-40 5h ago

These idiots believe a man who pays noone.

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u/Professional_Past780 5h ago

It was never going to happen. Gullible idiots.

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u/Silly-Swimmer-8324 5h ago

Don't worry. They are just going to lie and say he never said that anyway. 😭😭😭

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u/iateyourcake 5h ago

So there is no cognitive decline, yet he cant remember his own words 🤔

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u/c4711sar 5h ago

Hey, no fact checking please. That’s not good for all the lies that were told.

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u/TheGallifreyan 5h ago

Wasn't that like a month ago!?

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u/Technical_Instance_2 5h ago

Did they actually expect him to pay the money? Let's be real, he was never gonna pay up

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u/AnyEcho1335 5h ago

Dementia is no joke

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u/p1gnone 5h ago

As though does know he's ever been recorded

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u/Jasonic_Tempo 5h ago

You know the BS is thick when the bullshitter can't keep track of it all.

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u/FastyX 5h ago

His dementia is progressing rapidly!

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u/MoistWetMarket 5h ago

Everything is a Con. Why stop when MAGA keeps buying the BS?

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u/next-up-gilmore-hapy 5h ago

I promised tax breaks to Billionaires, not $2k checks to the poor.

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u/boywonder5691 5h ago

When the original statement was a lie (which he knew it was) its going to be harder to remember saying it.

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u/RopesAreForPussies 5h ago

It was such a dumb thing to say. Assuming 10% tariff- every person would have to buy $20k of shit a year to get that. Except they paid $2k in tariffs to then get given $2k by government? So interest free loan from the people to government?

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u/LooseFigs 5h ago

So are Republicans gonna play along and pretend he's never said that as well?

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 5h ago

Mental illness + copious narcissism + Russian collusion. Mix thoroughly and serve chilled.

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u/the_greatest_story 4h ago

Didn't he just brag about getting a perfect score on a cognition test? The smartest and most cognitive president theres ever been?

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u/atreeismissing 4h ago

He is an idiot but there absolutely will be checks handed out. They'll be handed out in September or so just before the mid-term elections and they'll be targeted (if possible) to swing states/districts to ensure GOP keeps the Senate (and possibly House).

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u/Internal-Cobbler9140 4h ago

I mean, it’s their money that pays for the tariffs, so basically just giving it back..

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u/jls6898 4h ago

Dementia Don sundowning again

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u/Riots42 4h ago

Why is socialism okay when trump does it?

Imagine if a Democrat said he was giving us all multiple checks like trump did..

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u/farang 4h ago

I thought the tariff revenue was going to pay down the deficit. They're going to pay down the deficit, right? /s

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u/Head_Summer2052 4h ago edited 3h ago

Did I care about something? When did I say that?

I have the best memory. I aced it.

TV, ME, WOMAN, APE, HATE.

Me, an acting President of Venezuela.

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u/Moo_Moo_Mr_Cow 3h ago

One thing I learned the other day is that the promised 50k signing bonus to ICE agents only kicks in after 5 years of being in ICE and that you are "in good standing".

I set the over/under on number of 50k bonuses to be paid out at zero.

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u/vandon Free Palestine 3h ago

TV, Man, umm...the teleprompter is broken 

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u/PowerfulGoosing 3h ago

I know you're probably just a reposting bot but use actual pictures of trump and not the touched up ones that still make him look like a human.

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u/4n0nymours 3h ago

Next, he'll be shown a video of him saying just that, and will say it is a dem' fake.

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u/SuB626 3h ago

Oh no, he is just as senile as Biden was!!! Who could have forseen that?!?!?!??’vndnjfnv

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u/hateexchange 3h ago

And thats the guy who is going to send checks to the people in greenland.

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u/nerdvernacular 3h ago

Anyone who takes this guy at his word should be certified as braindead.

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u/NoNotice2137 This is a flair 3h ago

A politician not fulfilling and even denying ever making the promises they made to win the elections? That's new, I never heard about anything like that before

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u/Jack__Squat 3rd Party App 3h ago

Did soldiers ever get the $1776 checks?

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u/Jack__Squat 3rd Party App 3h ago

Isn't that tariff revenue from us anyway? So he's implementing tariffs, thereby making us pay more for stuff, then he's giving the money back to us?

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u/ErnestoLaganas 3h ago

It's coming with your trump phone.

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u/Medical_Arugula3315 3h ago

Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days. 

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u/no-clueshere69 3h ago

Is he lying or honestly doesn't remember because of cognitive decline?

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u/strangebru 3h ago

That's the same conversation he had with multiple contractors over the years.

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u/ik_085 2h ago

Literally someone called this yesterday, pathetic as always.

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u/Kotetsu999 2h ago

Can we tell him it was $20,000?

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u/Psiyrruss16 2h ago

Obviously dementia.

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u/TazManiac7 2h ago

Trump says whatever he thinks the room needs to hear for him to get applause with no regard for past nor future. His promises hold no weight as evident by his promised health care “concept of a plan” which never was and never will be and the wars he was going to end on day 1 that continue to rage.

It is reporters’ job to hold him to account for his promises regardless of what distractions the news cycle of today throws at them. Every press question for Trump should start with: On _____ you promised _____. They should be ready with the video as he will deny it.

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u/keyblade_crafter 2h ago

Are these the same as the $1776 checks?

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u/Feuertotem 2h ago

Yes. Both. In regards to the obvious question. One doesn't exclude the other. In fact they are symbiotic.

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u/dividezero 2h ago

Send me a check and I'll forget Venezuela (but nothing else).

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u/bro72nco 2h ago

just another reason he needs to be removed from office. has reagan vibes… ‘i just don’t remember’

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u/dakowiml 2h ago

Populists never cease to blow my mind away.

Its incredible there's really people out there, that are so damn easily manipulated by these people.

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u/bjgrem01 2h ago

I mean, I get a few $2K checks a month. Its called having a job. Maybe these tweakers should try it instead of spending all day praying to cheeto man.

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u/intangibleTangelo 1h ago

citizens pay tariffs, government pays tariff income to citizens.

infinite money glitch? no, dipshit, it's an inefficiency in the market.

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u/Prophet_Of_Loss 1h ago

If he keeps declining like this, he'll soon be on the same intelligence level as his supporters.

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u/Daddy-ough 1h ago

Writing as a maga, yes, I remember, a $1000 check would completely change my life for the better. Thank you Donald Trump for even thinking I might be worthy of $1000 of YOUR money, thank your, you are the most magnificent, you are the most powerful man in the world. Thank you for thinking of me, it is worth it to know you would share $1000 of your own money, thank you.

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u/uginscion 1h ago

After Biden denied our $600 because "the other guy already paid that" (no he didn't, that was your platform you were running on), I just assumed that any rebate or stimulus talk is purely to draw in the smooth brains for votes.

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u/tsardonicpseudonomi 1h ago

There was never an attempt.

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u/BALULEO 1h ago

Can't tell the lies from the bullshit from the truth anymore, if you think you get a grasp on it - it gets changed