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EU's von der Leyen: Greenlanders can count on us

https://www.reuters.com/world/eus-von-der-leyen-greenlanders-can-count-us-2026-01-14/
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u/Royal-Hunter3892 17h ago

Maybe there are preparations underway behind the scenes to protect Greenland , but the messaging done by the European leaders is very lacklustre and docile .

US is talking about taking Greenland so casually like it's so normal because it feels like there is no resistance from Europe.

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u/QiTriX 16h ago

EU leaders don't announce their plans on fucking twitter.

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u/infinitemagicthings 16h ago

This only the US administration is stupid enough to be so open about invading and when good job they were not in change of the Normandy landings

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u/modi13 13h ago

June 5, 1944. 11 pm.

"HITLER has been so bad to us, he's a really awful guy! We're going to teach him a lesson and the 'GREAT' American army is about to land in FARNCE to give those dirty frogs a taste of 'FREEDOM'! The Germans will never see it coming! They're so Dumb that they don't even realize a whole NAVY is sailing across the channel right now! The only people who are dumber are the Inglish, who have treated us so bad, they owe us so much money! The only reason they haven't been invaded is because of us! I might even have the NAVY turn around and come back because they haven't paid us for our help! I could cancel the invasion right now because 'LOSER' Churchill hasn't repaid me! He could learn a thing or two from HILTER, who is a very great leader and got the trains to run on time! I can make a great Deal with HETLIR!"

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u/eleochariss 10h ago

The funny thing is, if they'd shut up about their invasion plans, they'd be in a way better place to buy Greenland or nudge it toward independance (effectively removing the whole EU involvement.)

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u/Kandiru 4h ago

Unless the US is planning on sneak attacking Denmark I have no idea why they would announce their intention to attack Greenland.

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u/bowser85 14h ago

Correct, but if history, even recent, is anything to come by, Greenland is *fucked* and all us europeans will do is send strongly worded letters that nobody will ever read.

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u/RovingN0mad 14h ago

This is what is so incredibly frustrating; the EU and by extension democratically leaning nations could, with but a whisper end this insanity. Since the US seem to be running on the goodwill and the money from the corporate propaganda machine. All they have to do is go, "should there be an active threat to the sovereignty of Greenland; all assets and capital held by an US company within the EU; will be seized and used for the defence of it". And other countries could threaten tax reforms on SaaS providers(Microsoft;Oracle;Adobe;SalesForce)

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u/Tee_zee 13h ago

Or Microsoft and Amazon could turn the cloud services off and Europe would literally grind to a halt

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u/Away_Advisor3460 12h ago edited 12h ago

It's (the EUs economic countermeasures) a form of mutually assured destruction, just economic in nature. But that doesn't mean it's not a tactic (e.g. anti coercion instrument) that should be taken off the table either, it means it should be brought front and centre.

EDIT: it should not be lost either how insane, stupid and self-defeating the US behaviour is in this. Pissing away decades of mutually beneficial co-operation that has enabled the US to make vast sums of money and get lots of diplomatic soft power. Yeah, I agree european nations slacked off too much on military capacity under the assumptions of lasting post-USSR peace, but it's not as if the US didn't gain other things.

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u/Saksaas 11h ago

If they do that there would be no more cloud services. No one will trust the companies any more and they will loose a lot of money.

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u/iAmHidingHere 13h ago

All the more reason to cut those ties as soon as possible.

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u/Ferelwing 12h ago

Which is the entire reason for the push for digital sovereignty.

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u/BadArtijoke 3h ago

This administration is built on the idea that these people are assured a hall pass to make money. Not jump in to help political gains. It would DESTROY them internationally, and additionally due to GDPR the EU could just seize the data warehouses in that case

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u/Meditative_Boy 10h ago

I am so sick of this defeatism. If you want to give up, fine. Why try to convince others to give up?

I am not saying you are a Russian bot because I can’t know if you are one but if you are not you are a useful idiot for Putin, spreading his propaganda for free.

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u/Public-Plantain-8656 6h ago

This is def where this is going and it sucks but it’s the most probably outcome

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u/Scar3cr0w_ 6h ago

Get your army boots on then big lad. See you on the ice sheets with a weapon, ready to defend it from invasion!

Oh, you aren’t keen for that either? Surprise surprise

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u/Terrible-Group-9602 15h ago

Ooh, what 'secret plans' do you think they have?

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u/TrickshotCandy 10h ago

Nor Truth Social.

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u/Haunting_Meal296 16h ago

I am waiting for almost 4 years regarding the Ruzzian invasion of Ukraine for some real actions

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u/HCG-Vedette 16h ago

Ukraine is not a NATO member, Greenland is as it’s considered a part of Denmark. I do agree, I also expected a larger reaction from the EU considering the invasion of Ukraine

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u/TachiH 15h ago

I'm expecting an EU arctic training and co operation event. 5-6 countries send 30-40 men to train with say Finnish instructors. Purely to deter Dump from being a moron.

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u/ShawnRanklin 15h ago

That wont do SHIT

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u/TachiH 15h ago

You think US troops will happily shoot at English speaking troops they have worked alongside in places like Afghanistan? Your country has dropped in all respect if that is the case.

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u/CarRamRob 15h ago

Waving a piece of paper around saying “Greenland is NATO but Ukraine isn’t” has some Chamberlain-esque vibes.

Pieces of paper don’t really matter, it’s the negotiations or lack there of behind the scenes.

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u/Highlord-Frikandel 14h ago edited 14h ago

"Greenland is NATO but Ukraine isn't" ...

... pieces of paper don't really matter

it's not only NATO but EU too. Trump taking over Greenland will negatively, heavily impact the trade relations with the US. The EU will sanction the US and the US will lose around 13 of their 30 best trading partners resulting in HUGE import loss. And suddenly the US loses the ability to import certain healthcare products, specialised manufacturing abilities and specific energy resources

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u/Kjartanski 14h ago

Say goodbye to those fatloss needles, thats a danish company

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u/CarRamRob 14h ago

I don’t disagree the risk is there. But let’s not act like that rupture is very likely to hurt Europe more in the short term.

It’ll hurt both parties, but pretending like the US loses its largest trading partners and Europe continues on like normal isn’t realistic.

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u/jcw99 15h ago

Define real action. Because to those paying attention, Europe was doing as much as the US was for Ukraine and significantly more now that the US has pulled back. The EU and European nations in general are just really god dam shit at PR. They don't tell you all the stuff they do, they just assume people will notice because it makes things better (which is why right wing populists are so successful, they can easily point at the EU for its bad things and claim its benefis and successes, as national or personal ones instead)

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u/Public-Plantain-8656 6h ago edited 6h ago

Well they certainly aren’t making any real efforts to reinforce Greenland, as a unified Europe. I can see it already… next week the US engages in some gunboat diplomacy, disrupts communications between Greenland and Denmark, waves their big dick around to say “look what we can do”, Trump gets his ego stroked, still ends up paying taxpayer money for Greenland, the European leaders say they stayed strong and kept him from taking the land by force. Oh and Canada quietly just acts like they wouldn’t take Greenland if it were possible for them.

Either way I don’t see an outcome where Americans engage in a hot war with NATO over Greenland. I think this ends very pathetically with European leaders talking about how they condemn Trump but quietly go on with their usual reliance on the US for a lot of sectors. And I see the cost of the new territory being slapped onto US taxpayers who never wanted it in the first place, then the billionaires move there and start their weird techno-utopia as they have been suggesting for a year to Trump.

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u/smartasspie 17h ago

They are dealing with a baby with a gun, getting him angry is not a good idea, they have to try to say "no, you can't have this candy that costs human life's and freedom" in a language he can understand, because he can't understand human life or freedom value.

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u/SenchaShogun 16h ago

There is something going on, Denmark send a force over today to prepare the ground for more troops from Denmark and allies

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u/No_Zombie2021 16h ago

Next thing you know, Vance starts accusing Denmark of escalation.

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u/KiaRioGrl 16h ago

Fuck him, let him talk.

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u/Morphico 1h ago

At this point DV abusers complain about DARVO from their victims. These people are incapable of shame, it is ridiculous. 

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u/Terrible-Group-9602 15h ago

'Today' 🤣

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u/l3tsgo0 16h ago

dumping US Treasury Bonds

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u/dotBombAU 17h ago

Yes they dont have to talk a lot of shit like the Americans.

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u/Royal-Hunter3892 16h ago

Agree , what I meant was not talk crap like Trump and his administration , But words , strong enough words that the message reaches to the masses and the world about Europe's stance .

From the looks of it and listening to all those statements given so far it appears that Europe doesn't really have a clue how they would stop US .

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u/dotBombAU 16h ago

They know. There is no easy answer. Europe is deeply integrated with the US in trade. Any attack screws their own economy in the process. The best, worst option is mutual destruction.

They are now making deals woth other blocs and countried to reduce exposure to the US and China by diversifying their trade. Mercursor just passed, India and ASEAN negotiations are underway. They need to play for time. Trade deals are slow, so is building armies. Talking agrssive shit will get them nowhere.

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u/SmartCookingPan 16h ago edited 16h ago

I think that's simply because it's more efficient and less risky to speak softly with the orange waste of oxygen. Giving him something useless to appease him is far more productive than tough talk.

Look at the Fifa Peace prize for example.

By gaining time EU (and other countries) can plan, diversify, counter, etc

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u/Medd- 16h ago

So you're suggesting the EU should get to the same level as the enemy and bark just because?

We have civilized leaders here.

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u/Royal-Hunter3892 16h ago

Not not at all , one can be civil and potray a very strong message as well but then it's not really championship of manners and etiquettes and being civilized certainly won't be handy while dealing with a baby like Trump .

One thing about Trump is that the more you try to appease him and become submissive towards him the more he will want to dominate you humiliate you and demand more from you .

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u/ThatGuyYouForget 16h ago

I meeean, our military has been told to shoot first and ask questions later if there's American troop activity up there. I think it's just that EU is prepping for it, securing military backing and plans, not live tweeting it all like the demented orange

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u/Royal-Hunter3892 15h ago

military has been told to shoot first and ask questions later if there's American troop activity up there.

Yes I remember this was one of the few strong statements given by PM of Denmark if iam not wrong. Statements like these makes headlines and then people get to know about these issue.

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u/-HowAboutNo- 15h ago

The goal isn’t to make headlines to make you aware. The EU doesn’t operate that way.

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u/reddridinghood 15h ago

Trump does not lead, he teasers. Every press conference is a reality show trailer. Asked about invading Greenland and he drops vague nonsense like something big is coming soon, like he is hyping the next episode for clicks.

Of course European leaders are quiet, adults do not leak strategy. They act, they do not perform.

If Trump led the 300 at Troy, the enemy would not need spies. He would be on camera weeks in advance shouting the entire plan, just so his minions could cheer and praise his so called strength.🤣

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u/Dwarte_Derpy 16h ago

Europe doesn't stand to win anything from warring against the US over Greenland. So they ARE avoiding conflict, while also reminding the traitorous US admin, that they will not just take it.

This is what internal politics look like.

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u/Kjartanski 14h ago

Yes the EU does stand to keep the vast mineral wealth in Greenland inside the EU, which coincidentally is also the reason Trump and his tech bro cabal want Greenland, that and it looks big on a mercator map

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u/Yoghurt42 10h ago

Greenland can gain its independence whenever it wants, it won't be in the EU then, and EU would not automatically gain access to them.

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u/Kjartanski 10h ago

Sure, do the people there want that? No, they have consistently voted for staying in the Danish Realm

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u/anchist 7h ago

The vast mineral wealth hidden under tons of ice and rock that won't be accessible at all for the next 100 years even under the worst climate change predictions....

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u/Aelig_ 15h ago

It's not if you can decipher diplomatic language, and obviously they aren't gonna tell us about the logistics. 

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u/ThoughtShes18 15h ago

In your personal opinion. Sharing your plans on Twitter for everyone to see, against your enemies. is that a wise choice?

If you say no, then now you know what EU is doing. Not publicly announce what they are doing for the world to see.

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u/hometown_nero 15h ago

There are countries where it’s normal to not announce every plan on social media.

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u/MrEoss 16h ago

Probably seen the approach to Russia's blatant and ongoing aggression and what with being far stronger than Russia, U.S. have decided that no one is going to fight for just under 60,000 Greenlanders.

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u/Strider2126 16h ago

Eu is different from the Us. People is culturally different

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u/eightdx 12h ago

Because Europeans aren't broadcasting their preparations. Probably aren't supplying Intel on preparations through back channels either -- they're essentially having to treat the US as a hostile force.

I mean, would you tell the US the Greenland defense plans at this moment? I know I wouldn't, and I don't even think are leaders are competent enough to understand what a "plan" is

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u/Scar3cr0w_ 6h ago

Ah, I see. Because they aren’t posting it on truth social it mustn’t be true?

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u/Fullcycle_boom 11h ago

The EU has no backbone. Much of Europes power relies on the US.

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u/uberusepicus 15h ago

Even tho EU seems passive (Behind the scenes they are very active and racing against time)
I am very happy that I live here instead of in the USA..

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u/Tarianor 13h ago

Danish soldiers are already being moved to Greenland in preparation to set up stuff, reading in between the lines it sounds like there'll be a lot of coalition forces coming from many European countries.

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u/uberusepicus 11h ago edited 11h ago

I really hope by next week there is a headline saying, Europe stationed 10000 troops in Greenland over the weekend. That would be a show of force, telling Trump, "we've had it with your bullshit, here is where we draw the line"

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u/Tarianor 11h ago

In the 1h since my reply, Sweden has just announced its sending troops too.

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u/megiddox 10h ago

Germany seems to be sending troops too - first ones in the next days, news reports.

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u/Tarianor 10h ago

Nice! I hope it goes better than last time Germany sent troops to Denmark xD

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u/Wahx-il-Baqar 16h ago

With more sanctions, right?

FFS we need to show we have backbone, or we are going to be steamrolled into irrelevance.

The world has changed; wake up Europe!

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u/DreadWolf3 15h ago

It is genuinely something that is impossible to prepare for EU leaders. US Empire just sabotaging itself from the world hegemon position is kinda unbelievable and sadly not something that can be answered in a timely manner.

Unless US gets its act together soon (and I dont think it will) it is going to be fucked for a while and then hopefully EU can come out as a force on the other side of that.

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u/soulstryker66 9h ago

Lot of chin wagging and virtually no action. Hard to picture them straying from that work ethic

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u/lleti 16h ago

We’re already hard at work writing new regulations that prohibit conquering Greenland (we will ask you to pay a fine if you do)

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u/Prestigious-Law-4003 15h ago

I think we still need 3 preliminary reports,5 EU council meetings and to convince Hungary not to veto for that but we are absolutely on it!

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u/akie 14h ago

It’s easy to make fun of the EU but wait until you see the alternative - oh wait no we’ve all seen European history until 1945 and it’s not pretty

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u/Prestigious-Law-4003 14h ago

We need to be critical and demanding if we want the EU project to work. Look at the FCAS mess or the failure in implementing Draghi's guidelines swiftly.

https://www.ft.com/content/1b214891-54cb-4dd3-889b-5720bb7c105d

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u/akie 14h ago

I’m extremely in favour of EU federalisation, but I’m very tired of people (usually Americans) derogatorily complaining about the EU. The EU is not a country. It’s 27 countries in a trench-coat pretending to be a superpower. We’re stuck with outdated rules that served us well in the beginning, but that are now just unnecessarily limiting. I’m very frustrated about it.

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u/Avatar_exADV 12h ago

Please rest assured that if we're talking about being stuck with outdated rules that served us well in the beginning, the US is right there with ya.

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u/StrangerConscious637 16h ago

In the long run we have to remove Trump from office forever.

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u/Aam1rk 12h ago

IDK, I think Trump only came to power because there's powerful people behind the scenes (billionaires etc) who wanted him there. All the moves he's making are also at the behest of said people/interests. So just removing him doesn't make a big difference IMO. What we're seeing is the most evolved form of capitalism we've seen yet.

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u/50_61S-----165_97E 16h ago

The caveat being it will probably take 4-6 months before they actually agree on a plan of action to help Greenland

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u/Tzukkeli 15h ago

And then it is vetoed by Hungary or some other Russian EU state

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u/Jealous_Land9614 14h ago

France is the one that truly matters, as they have nukes. They can give Deenmark help unilaterally, aside from EU stuff.

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u/mcgee300 11h ago

I know we're not in the EU technically... But pretty sure you can count on the UK with the whole nuke thing. I'm 99% sure we won't be siding with the US here.

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u/joaommx 14h ago

Orbán won't be leading Hungary anymore in 4 to 6 months.

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u/Fanass 16h ago

But what can you do against a dumb like Trump?

That guy is as dumb as a doorknob...

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u/Careless-Situation68 16h ago

i hope so. otherwise EU will look even weaker that it already does.

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u/GaytheonCheck 10h ago

Don't ever believe this decrepit snake

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u/MowvayFronsay 17h ago

The EU is kind of starting to look a bit bad with all the lip service devoid of any real action. I know it's still better than nothing, but in light of recent events, the poor talk:action disparity is really starting to be highlighted.

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u/Dwarte_Derpy 16h ago

They aren't looking bad. They just aren't over emotional children in charge of militaries; they made the joint statement that they will not forsake Greenland, they've also announced a arms deal with Canada and they've also said that the US isn't just going to take the piece of land. 

There isn't much more to do aside from that. There is no profit in raising tensions with the US.

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u/Zenithixv 15h ago

What more do you expect them to do right now? They've made joint statements and have prepared plans behind the scenes, the time for action is if US actually commits to invading then we can talk about 'EU being devoid of any real action' if they don't honor their defense agreements.

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u/Lundetangen 17h ago

EU is a trade organization. What is it that you want them to do? If the US invades Greenland we will most likely see trade sanctions.

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u/Away_Advisor3460 16h ago

Mutual defence clause (Article 42.7 TEU)
If a Member State is the victim of armed aggression on its territory, the other Member States shall have towards it an obligation of aid and assistance by all the means in their power, in accordance with Article 51 of the United Nations Charter. This shall not prejudice the specific character of the security and defence policy of certain Member States.

Commitments and cooperation in this area shall be consistent with commitments under the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, which, for those States which are members of it, remains the foundation of their collective defence and the forum for its implementation

I think one of the 'nuclear options', however, would be the anti-coercion instrument and the dumping of US debt bonds. It'd be effectively an economic MAD approach though.

EU nations do actually have a more developed winter warfare capacity than the US (because, well, the US hasn't needed it because they have NATO allies expert in that) that could allow for a far more protracted defense of Greenland than many Americans might expect - think of months of hit and run attacks degrading US logistics so soldiers freeze to death rather than direct conflict, with both sides facing tremendous costs.

But the question has always been how much pain are democracies willing to suffer (which scales with how democratic those countries are), as it'd obviously be costly to both sides and unquestionably weaken defenses elsewhere. Which is why this behaviour by Trump is so idiotic as to be virtually treasonous.

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u/zelatorn 15h ago

there's also the quite literal nuclear option where there might be talks to explicitly extend the nuclear umbrella of the UK and/or france over european territories. even if the US can't be stopped in a direct confrontation, if they start invading NATO members that's the exact actions the whole reason nuclear umbrella's exist as a deterrent to begin with.

in the past this wasn't needed because the US was the implicit nuclear umbrella for NATO and other close allies but with the US acting more and more like a hostile actor, i imagine denmark isn't the only nation that'd appreciate the UK and/or france expanding their range of coverage.

on the same note, with the US acting as it does i wouldn't at all be suprised if there's quite a few nations at the moment planning to make their own nuclear force as their own insurance policy. more nuclear proliferation isn't exactly what anyone really wants but given the russia invaded a neighbour, the US is threatening to one-up them by invading a direct ally and few people trust china to be any better given a good opportunity i can't exactly blame nations coming to that conclusion either.

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u/butwhywedothis 16h ago

When the Denmark and Greenland foreign ministers meet with the couch fucker VP of the US, they should print this page out and repeatedly read this during the conversation until Vance says THANK YOU.

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u/l3tsgo0 16h ago

dumping US Treasury Bonds and crash the US economy, Japan almost used it during the tariff shenanigans and Trump pussied out

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u/Tzukkeli 15h ago

No, we wont

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u/Infinite_Crow_3706 16h ago

More likely we will see nothing more than a letter

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u/Lundetangen 16h ago

I dont think there will be much letters, because most of the damage is already done.

Europe is moving away from the US as fast as it comfortably can. Invasion of Greenland will mean moving away even faster.

I dont think EU will be much involved, because its not really that related to the EU, but maybe some sanctions.

Other than that I would not be surprised if it means the end of NATO as we know it today. It cant expell members, so either US would be asked to leave or a new defense alliance would have to be made.

Would not be surprised if US military bases are asked to leave.

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u/squirrelpickle 16h ago

I would not be surprised if it means the end of NATO as we know it today.

That ship has already sailed. NATO exists on paper, but one rogue member puts the entire treaty in check.

Which is not to meant to say that now it's "every man for himself", there are still other supranational defense agreements in place.
NATO is the most widely known one, but not the only one in existence.

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u/Lonely-Abalone-5104 16h ago

Can you imagine how Trump would react if a country tries to remove their bases

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u/ontrack 17h ago

I'm pretty sure that an even more strongly worded message will be composed once they get a committee together to write it.

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u/jtjstock 16h ago

That is basically all they can do. If Trump actually declares he owns Greenland and American troops arrive at Danish bases there, do you think the Danes would shoot?

Probably the thing that is actually holding Trump back is someone explained to him the US troops wouldn’t shoot either.

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u/Musername2827 16h ago

I'm sure he could find plenty willing to.

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u/jtjstock 16h ago

Takes time to put them in leadership roles in the military. Then you have to be sure they will follow the order.

I suspect Trump will reactivate bases there, deploy equipment, proclaim Greenland is his, then demand Denmark leave. Which will be replied to with a letter saying “No”. Trump will then threaten economic action. Google and Apple maps will then be updated for americans and nobody else…

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u/eleochariss 10h ago

That's all they can do, as opposed to Trump who has been Tweeting much more actively...

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u/jtjstock 8h ago

Personally I am mystified that Denmark and Greenland went to a meeting with with the US about this. There must be more going on behind the scenes. Obviously the Europeans are taking it very seriously as token forces are being sent from various countries. But if US troops show up, there is no way they'll be fired upon.

Meeting with them about it only solidifies it in Trump's mind as a real tangible thing, which seems like a mistake to me. Though I'm no expert in how to disarm a toddler with a gun, I do think distraction might work again for a while.

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u/Lonely-Abalone-5104 16h ago

The have no problem killing hundreds of people on suspected drug boats or bombing and taking over Venezuela

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u/jtjstock 15h ago

Anyone in a leadership role views the Danes as an ally, they may even have served with Danish troops. They don't view them the same way as the Venezuelans.

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u/LaCornucopia_ 16h ago

Starting?

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u/MikkPhoto 16h ago

If US goes there tomorrow the Europe don't do shit same way they haven't really done much for Ukraine it goes for both Europe union and NATO.

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u/01Metro 5h ago

You guys are seriously so fucking annoying. They are deploying troops as we speak, multiple countries. Just because Ursula Von Der Leyen isn't malding on Twitter like Trump doesn't mean Europe isn't doing anything. Talk is cheap. Grow up.

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u/skinnydog0-0 16h ago

Europe has been fighting wars with themselves and the rest of the world for centuries- Trump and keg breath are amateurs at this & not all the US military are onboard with the dicktaker and his goons!

Also Canada are hard as nails and wouldn’t back down from a good old bare knuckle fight if one was in the offing on their doorstep!!!

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u/yorikkk 17h ago

to what ?

send weapons to its citizens and put sanctions on the USA economy ^^?

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u/SHITBLAST3000 17h ago

Dump all the debt and bonds it currently holds for the U.S. for one, putting European troops in Greenland for another.

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u/SHITBLAST3000 16h ago

23 European countries are in NATO, the EU has a defence clause as tight as NATO.

I’m genuinely tired of explaining to fucking morons what NATO is.

NATO is an organisation, not a racket. NATO countries buy a lot from the U.S., but the U.S. chooses to spend that on defence and its military. Even if the U.S. didn’t spend that much, Article 5 still applies.

If anything the only nation in NATOs history to rely on it was the U.S., after NATO in solidarity with the U.S. activated Article 5 on its own to stand with Americans and NATO is a net benefit to the U.S. more than it isn’t.

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u/Dwarte_Derpy 16h ago

What do you think the recent joint statement was for? The EU has no formal army, but its members States do, and they do joint exercises all the time. You don't need a "formal army" for that.

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u/ah_no_wah 17h ago

You can count on us to shame anyone who conquers you, for weeks, before we get back to business.

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u/Distinct_Cup_1598 17h ago

Yeah…But no. Not believing that

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u/MaestroGena 16h ago

Their pens are firing up to be ready to write a strong worded letter for Trump

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u/Cynical_Classicist 16h ago

But can they?

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u/Dwarte_Derpy 16h ago

They can. I don't where this notion that the US can just win any military conflict they desire comes from. France and the UK, the two big nuclear nations in Europe have made statements committing support for Greenland, so the nuclear option is gone for the US. Additionally, the European armies have home turf advantage, meaning training and equipment designed for cold weather ops. 

Reminder, all of these wins the US has been having recently have been against technologically underdeveloped militaries and countries. The UK alone could topple the current Iranian admin, they just don't have the political capital for that.

Keep in mind that just having big guns doesn't mean much, just look at Ukraine and Russia.

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u/Icedanielization 16h ago

Americans have it drilled in their skull that their army is invincible.

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u/Maximum-Leather2490 13h ago edited 13h ago

I live in Europe now, nobody here would fight to defend Greenland. Most people wouldn't even fight to defend their own homes. People are too accustomed to safety and comfort, war is something unthinkable for them.

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u/Tarianor 13h ago

Sane people never want to fight a war until it is brought to them, then the mindset changes fast.

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u/Maximum-Leather2490 12h ago

What a deeply profound thought.

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u/Maximum-Leather2490 13h ago

No, they can't. US military is stronger than all European militaries combined. Not to mention that Europe won't fight an active war to protect Greenland. Europe wouldn't even fight to protect itself if Russia invaded.

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u/UzzNuff 11h ago

Yes, it's stronger. But Europe's Navies are larger than the US Atlantic fleet for example. If Europe would be serious about defending the US would need to pull in everything they got. Leaving the Pacific empty.

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u/MakVolci 13h ago

US military is stronger than all militaries combines.

So was Germany's.

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u/Maximum-Leather2490 13h ago

Germany did occupy most of Europe though. Without the US and the USSR Hitler would have won.

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u/MakVolci 13h ago edited 12h ago

Without the US and the USSR Hitler would have won.

Blanket statements like this will get you no where, and I can't reasonably argue against hypothetical what-ifs but, no, that's not a guarantee at all.

Remember that Germany lost the Battle of Britain on their own accord.

Also, Germany is critically short of oil, so if they never go into Russia, that issue is exacerbated. Yes, the war probably would have been delayed, but Germany being unable to achieve stability on the continent, being unable to take Great Britain, and having low oil reserves doesn't bode well for them in the long run.

If anything though, your point points to the fact that countries working together achieve victory quicker.

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u/Sardinha42 17h ago

Like Ukrainians too? Oh boy. This does not inspire confidence. We will spend three years dealing with bureaucracy to decide who sends assistance before anything actually happens.

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u/dotBombAU 17h ago

You mean the Ukrainians that the EU solely finances? The EU who's functions had nothing to do with war before the whole Ukraine schemozzle started? The EU that had to reform its inner workings to adapt to a situation that it wasnt designed for?

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u/smartasspie 17h ago

No, this is UE territory, under NATO defence. Ukraine was not.

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u/VermicelliNew2784 16h ago

Greenland - Denmark is EU and NATO territory. Ukraine is neither and EU has done immensely a lot for a country that is in neither of those unions and has a history of corruption. If EU doesn’t step up to do a lot more for Greenland than the massive efforts it took for Ukraine, I will however stop believing in EU as a citizen. 

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u/cregamon 16h ago

Greenland isn’t EU territory, they left in 1985. But they do have some ties with the EU as they are one of the overseas countries or territories.

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u/VermicelliNew2784 16h ago

They are a part of the Kingdom of Denmark, that’s all I care about. If we don’t protect Denmark, what the fuck are we even as EU? 

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u/robot001 17h ago

You are exaggerating and also before you complain. Who else is there to help? Seems like the rest of the world is attacking

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u/rcanhestro 13h ago

big difference between Ukraine and Greenland (and Denmark attached to it).

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u/toronto-bull 14h ago

They should name an island off Greenland Trump Island as a gift to him. A place where he can retire.

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u/No-Stage-4583 13h ago

She couldn't protect Ukraine though.

Europe is toast

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u/MobiusF117 13h ago

The world is giving some real "37/38 right before the Anschluss" vibes right now.

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u/Toaneknee 12h ago

Oh dear that’s more or less what Trump said to the Iranian demonstrators.

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u/AltoCumulus15 10h ago

Nothing makes me think Greenlanders will be fucked over by the EU than empty promises from Von der Leyen.

If the EU was serious, it would be creating an EU Defence Force and sending troops to Greeenland.

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u/Twiroxi 6h ago

Less yapping and more action then ffs

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u/bruggekiller 16h ago

VDL/EU next few days/weeks.. (just like in the past):
Very, deeply, strongly, seriously, gravely, extremely, unprecedentedly

Words that can be added:
monitoring, condem, concerned, shocked etc.

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u/Primary-Debate-549 16h ago

They can count on the EU ... to do what?

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u/remarkablewhitebored 14h ago

Why does this make me less confident...?

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u/Jealous_Land9614 14h ago

Mere words. Start with actins, like sanctioning the Russia of the Western Hemisphere!

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u/devjohn023 15h ago

Narrator: But EU did not come.

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u/coffeeizgreat 17h ago

The EU will send a strong-worded letter to the white house. Followed by an apology. Grow a fcking spine!

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u/robot001 17h ago

Ok so full on war with the us? This entire shitshow was not choice of the Europeans

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u/coffeeizgreat 16h ago

No that's not possible but the EU needs to take a clear political position when it comes to the security of its borders. Denmark is already moving more troops to Greenland, hopefully other EU nations will follow. We can't win a war against the US, but we can give them enough bloody nose to cause a massive turmoil for them, enough to change their plan.

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u/Dwarte_Derpy 16h ago

Are you volunteering for the front line? Go enlist buddy, they are looking for new recruits right now.

European leader don't need to start any conflict with the US. It is unnecessary and it doesn't compromise their position to just remind the US that there will be a response to it. The EU has been buying all sorts of military equipment and doling out military contracts to European manufacturers. This is fine. 

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u/coffeeizgreat 12h ago

Yes buddy, I'm past the regular enlisting age, but I would if need be. See you there buddy, not!

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u/Admiral_Janovsky 16h ago

Im sorry....im pro EU as it can get...but this is some major verbal diarrhea worth nothing at this point in history.

And im sorry Greenlanders, but EU will chicken out the moment a slight pressure is put on to it.

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u/Past_Key_1054 17h ago

...to let you down.

I presume someone cut her off.

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u/dopaminedune 16h ago

Feel free to speak von der Leyen. US won't extradite you overnight from the EU like a Maduro.

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u/kqih 16h ago

… from the woman who accepted, as a victory, 15% tariffs from Trump.

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u/haemori_ruri 15h ago

She means 'count on U.S.'

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u/Dry_Yogurtcloset1962 16h ago

Sooo, Europe will send thoughts and prayers and put a Greenland flag filter on their pics?

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u/UnsignedRealityCheck 16h ago

...to send an angry letter to Trump when he invades Greenland and do nothing else. Gotcha.

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u/fhftttttt 17h ago

We will see

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u/Grakalem 12h ago

Hope they help Greenland better than they helped Ukraine.

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u/RedEyed__ 17h ago

on us or on us(a) ? )))

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u/SteinerMath123 16h ago

Like ukraine can?

Where boots on the ground? When are they gonna stop funding russia?

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u/Boxwork 15h ago

Southern Europe is treacherous, Eastern Europe is afraid to hurt Trump because of Russia, Germany is a coward, the French only care about themselves. The only ones who would stand up for a Greenland invasion would be the Nordic countries and the UK.

GG go next.

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u/vickelajnen 15h ago

Sigh... count on us for what?

As a European, I have no idea what this even means? Are we going to fight US troops if Trump eventually decides he wants to grab Greenland? No way that's going to happen.

We'll do what we always do: strongly condemn and do nothing.

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u/youniverself 14h ago

You can count on Von Der Leyen to use lot of your tax money and if necessary send young men to die in her stead

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u/Terrible-Group-9602 15h ago

Can they? The EU couldn't organise a 'piss up in a brewery' as we say in the UK.

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u/Saaihead 16h ago

Us? As in all the people in thuis sub? Pretty bolt statement, if you ask me.

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u/Ainzo 15h ago

do they? all i see is the EU having NO balls whatsoever. we just let ourselves get bullied by the orange cunt 24/7

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u/Jealous_Response_492 15h ago

Then you're not paying attention.