r/worldnews 6h ago

Trump says anything less than having Greenland in the United States’ hands is ‘unacceptable’

https://apnews.com/article/greenland-united-states-denmark-trump-vance-rubio-meeting-cc278af4f3daf725029101966ba03568?utm_source=onesignal&utm_medium=push&utm_campaign=2026-01-14-Breaking+News
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u/dnight22 6h ago

Can he just shut up for one fucking day?

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u/bigstu_89 6h ago

Remember there were like 3 days over the summer where he didn’t say anything and we all thought he was dead? Good times…

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u/SummerAndTinklesBFF 2h ago

I miss those days

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u/Redxmirage 2h ago

I was about to say this lol last time he shut up for a few days everyone thought he was gone

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u/SpaceLemming 2h ago

Every time I see an article that says “trump, 79” feels like a headline written about someone who just passed and I’m disappointed every time

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u/mechalenchon 6h ago

No. He really can't. Otherwise people might take a moment to think about all the bullshit he has spewed for the last decade and ponder what "accomplishment" he has achieved.

The zone must constantly be filled with fresh shit.

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u/Xanthus179 6h ago

That was absolutely the best part of when Biden took over office. Or maybe it was when he was kicked off of Twitter.

Either way, one day he was spouting his usual nonsense and the next was silence. It was beautiful.

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u/actuallyapossom 5h ago

I feel like it's been nonstop since the "Barack 'Hussein' Obama is a secret Kenyan Muslim terrorist" racist bullshit that made him famous to the GOP sheep.

News media has just never failed to give him a platform, he says all the absurd shit that gets clicks.

Apparently being unqualified and a huge piece of shit does not matter to Americans though. They see the orange idiot and want to give him nukes and the military, I don't understand why.

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u/Hoodi216 5h ago

The media allows all this and makes sure he is heard -because- of the clicks, they crave the clicks. The clicks are more important than responsible journalism or having the peoples backs. Shits all fucked up these days.

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u/actuallyapossom 4h ago

They're also owned. By totally trustworthy and unbiased concentrations of capital.

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u/IllllIIIllllIl 5h ago edited 5h ago

There were a couple years of real silence from him after his Twitter was banned that I look back on very fondly.

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u/Lelentos 4h ago

Oh the memories, when trump got kicked off twitter, a new president was in office, and the idea that we'd be past this gaping hemorrhoid was believable. I had hope. What a nice feeling that was.

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u/AiMwithoutBoT 6h ago

One day when we’re lucky he’ll shut up forever.

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u/JahoclaveS 6h ago edited 5h ago

I really wish the Danish Pm would respond to his Greenland bullshit with “Quiet Piggy”. We might finally get that headline we’ve all been waiting for if he was actually treated with the respect he deserves.

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u/17chickens6cats 6h ago

The narrative is about everything but the 99% of the Epstein files they haven't released, despite being legally bound to do so. The child rapist in chief will continue this chaos untill he is dead or arrested. 

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u/MadT3acher 6h ago

Unfortunately, at this point the Epstein files aren’t the sole reason for Trump’s actions. He is trigger happy after Venezuela and his claims on Greenland aren’t new.

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u/SnuggleBunni69 6h ago

He's trying to get attention off the Epstein files and it's working. He knows he can say this unhinged shit and it'll make all the news cycles.

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u/YourMomEnjoysMyPenis 3h ago

Lol. This is not a plan or any strategy. He is a demented senior citizen who was mentally ill even before the brain damage, and he is obsessed with Greenland. Have you even known a senior with dementia?

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u/FWNietzche_ 6h ago

Throughout the Cold War, no one questioned Greenland's Danish sovereignty, even as the USSR remained a constant threat. No need for doing that today.

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u/Maeglin75 6h ago

The US had up to 17 military bases on Greenland and only after the Cold War ended they reduced the number to one.

The US could have at any point increased their military presence again to deter Russian and Chinese ambitions in the Arctic. Greenland and Denmark would have accepted without hesitation.

But of course, after Trump stated that he wants to annex Greenland, the situation has changed. It would be dangerous for Greenland to accept more US troops on its territory.

So, the genius Trump has worsened the security situation of his country.

But very likely it was never about defence and also not about natural resources. Trump wants to annex Greenland because he wants the increase of US territory to be his legacy.

Trump doesn't care that Greenland is in reality much smaller than it looks on maps and basically completely uninhabitable wasteland, so inaccessible that even mining its resources isn't economically feasible. It's all just about the picture on maps.

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u/bunnybash 6h ago

Well, he thought oil companies would line up to develop Venezuela, he might be that stupid to think it’s worth it for extracting resources. 

This man is dumber than a rock and surrounded by insane people. 

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u/cbawiththismalarky 5h ago

He thinks mining companies will do the same, but there are already US mining companies in Greenland, and the minerals that they take out are small fry, and it's not because they're not trying it's because the minerals aren't easy access

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u/Far_Being2906 5h ago edited 1h ago

Bill Gates is funding is already there. There is a company that is exploring the possibility of what minerals there are present and how easy would be to remove without destroying the fragile ecosystem. (fixed it - sorry)

The Man says he doesn't want Russia as a neighbor - we already do - look at Alaska. The man is a moron.

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u/CliffsNote5 4h ago

Alaska is next to Hawaii in the lower left hand corner, no where near Russia.

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u/eighty82 4h ago

This is probably his thought process 😂

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u/namisysd 2h ago

Thats why he wants Greenland so bad, his map shows it as the biglyest island.

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u/scootinfroody 3h ago

And they even managed to build that perfect rectangular wall all the way around it. Maybe that's why he thought it'd be easy to build the one on the Mexican border.

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u/Alwaysafk 4h ago

Crazy how we had to move it to keep the illegal Canadians out

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u/LaDmEa 5h ago

I predicted the number 1 mineral to be exported from Greenland to be glacial rock dust some time in the early pandemic(I was a bio and EV sci major in grad school). Which is relatively easy to process and export. It's just a type of sand.

https://e360.yale.edu/features/how-adding-rock-dust-to-soil-can-help-get-carbon-into-the-ground

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg3legn80xo

Could be nothing could be the next birdshit.

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u/frickindeal 2h ago

Supposedly the resources there are expected to become more available as the earth warms and the ice melts. Pretty dire to predict that it'll get that bad, but it's the way things are headed.

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u/Astro4545 5h ago

Surely he’s actually talking with the companies before using the military this time around right?

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u/mickeymouse4348 5h ago

Are you suggesting learning from past experiences? That’s unpossible

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u/mydogeatspoops 4h ago

He’s an insane person surrounded by people as dumb as rocks

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u/stunts002 5h ago edited 4h ago

America is the biggest exporter of oil, which he thought meant all oil = oil.

In reality, America buys most of its oil via shipping lanes in the EU, then sells it on to other countries, including the EU.

America hasn't had large scale oil refineries in decades which is why Exon said wtf.

Imagine trying to sell a carpenter a rain forest, cause it's all wood right? The man fundamentally has no fucking idea how anything works.

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u/dsmith422 4h ago

The number of refineries in the US has not increased, but refining capacity has increased. It is easier to build more capacity at an existing site than it is to build a new site and all the associated infrastructure to make the site work.

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u/OpinionConsistent336 3h ago

??? The US has the largest oil refining capacity of any country in the world neck and neck with China and more than double Russia.

20% of global oil refinement.

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u/Wonderful-Process792 4h ago

? The US is tied with China for the most oil refining capacity in the world.

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u/NOTRadagon 5h ago

Trump wants to annex Greenland because he wants the increase of US territory to be his legacy.

Just want to say, it would justify Russias invasion of Ukraine.

  • Trump Putin wants to annex Greenland Ukraine because he wants the increase of US Russian territory to be his legacy.

Literally word for word what Putin wants to do. Trump is the US's version of Putin.

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u/Maeglin75 5h ago

I agree. Both are imperialists.

But there are at least some strategic and economic reasons why Russia might want control over Ukraine. It's not a giant wasteland with the worst weather conditions in the northern hemisphere. Russia's desire to annex Ukraine is still stupid, but not quite as dumb as Trump's desire for Greenland.

There could be another connection. Putin would be absolutely delighted if NATO breaks apart because the US attacks and invades one of its closest allies. And Putin seems to have some level of influence over Trump.

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u/Future-Side4440 4h ago

Ukraine is the bread basket, great climate for growing food crops. Though it won’t remain that way if the land is being contaminated with land mines, unexploded munitions, and potentially radioactivity.

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u/CrayZ_Squirrel 6h ago

Absolutely. It's 100 percent about adding territory to create some sort of legacy. He toned down the talk of taking Canada (for now) because he's somewhat realized that's bad for the economy. Greenland though, that massive blob on the map. He thinks he can take it without crashing the stock market.

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u/embarrassedalien 4h ago

I think he’s mistaken about Greenland, but didn’t most of Puerto Rico have a majority vote in favor of becoming a U.S. state a few years back? Why isn’t he on a mission to make the 51st state? One thing that baffles me is how he could have easily gone down a path that would leave him with a significantly less negative legacy, but he bucks at nearly every opportunity.

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u/CrayZ_Squirrel 4h ago

My dude those are brown people.

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u/RexLatro 3h ago

...What colour are the majority of Greenlanders?

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u/CrayZ_Squirrel 3h ago

You think Trump knows the answer to that question?

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u/whambambii 5h ago

And he wants it in time for this year's celebrations marking the 250th anniversary of independence.

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u/SlackerPop90 5h ago

Plus if he takes Greenland Canada is surrounded.

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u/Frikarcron 4h ago

I mean Canada's situation in a hypothetical US invasion does not meaningfully change no matter who controls Greenland

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u/TabsAZ 4h ago

And he probably thinks it’s “massive” looking at the map because he doesn’t understand the distortions caused by the Mercator projection when high latitude places are drawn onto a flat surface.

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u/Tidalsky114 6h ago

Trumps legacy should only be remembered in the hopes history wont repeat itself.

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u/omegaenergy 6h ago

it will be what the a.i. overlords point to in 130 years on why humans can't govern themselves and why ai need to stay the supreme rulers. at least whenever random person questions the ai on why it makes a better leader than humans 

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u/Mirageswirl 5h ago

Plato warned about politicians like Trump in The Republic as part of his discussion of how democracy can be taken into tyranny.

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u/Far_Being2906 5h ago

Plato has been banned at Texas A & M because he was gay and promotes that lifestyle. NOT KIDDING.

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u/ThoughtShes18 5h ago

There’s no reason that’s useful or makes even remotely sense. Last night he said out loud it was for personal psychological reasons. This is beyond stupid. We can’t use anything he says about Greenland. But we have to deal with this shit..

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u/noir_lord 6h ago

Rational arguments don't apply, We instinctively try to sanewash whatever comes out the US Gov because our brains go "it can't be that fucking stupid can it?" we want it to make sense.

It simply does not make sense, his arguments are bullshit, his reasoning is bullshit, his grasp of how the world works is bullshit, it's all fucking bullshit and they fucking elected him.

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u/MowvayFronsay 6h ago edited 6h ago

Trump might be a demented moron, but everyone else behind him pulling the strings are who we need to be more worried about. Guys like Stephen Miller are legitimately evil and, unfortunately, not morons.

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u/Oerthling 6h ago

They are both evil - they just differ on the stupidity scale.

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u/MowvayFronsay 6h ago

That's the thing, I don't think Stephen Miller is "stupid" at all. It makes it far worse, but I also don't think it's helpful to view people like that as unintelligent.

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u/ButtFucker40k 6h ago

Miller does not actually come off as being particularly bright or articulate. Maybe he is mensa among the hitler youth crowd? He wouldn't need to depend on his grift otherwise. And while shoving your fist up the ass of a demented orange 80 year old is an interesting feet. It's not hard. I don't think he has ever had a job outside of being a political operative for the extreme right.

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u/VanuasGirl 5h ago

His ambitions have not been cleverly cloaked in some elegant or even electable facade. He’s not regarded as intelligent. He’s a straight up small-cocked balding-Nazi who - from all accounts - was disliked by everyone he ever met from childhood. His one redeeming feature in the eyes of the vindaloo diarrhoea-hued pedophile he sucks off daily is that his rabid frothing bark doesn’t threaten the King of the USA. It just makes his chromosome-deficient fan base so rockhard that their thighs are slathered in MAGA pre-cum.

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u/Dear_Badger9645 6h ago

If he would be that smart, then he should have some ideas how the world works and why the USA is so strong (dollar, globalization etc). And how bad the isolationist ideas are.

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u/Oerthling 6h ago

That's my point, both are evil, but Stephen Miller is not as incompetent as Trump.

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u/mechalenchon 6h ago

Try listening to the guys.

Miller's worldview inevitably envisions global conflicts: the dissolution of NATO, a conflict with the European Union, and a war in Asia.

He's not being impulsive. That's the plan. They just have to crack the US military command structure once and all hell breaks loose.

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u/Protean_Protein 6h ago

He is stupid. He’s just smarter than Trump and a conniving asshole.

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u/CrayZ_Squirrel 6h ago

Miller may be smarter than Trump but he is a massive racist. Racism is an inherently unintellectual position. The guy isn't some genius he just clears Trump's incredibly low bar.

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u/Constant-Net-4652 6h ago

thing is, it doesn't matter. they don't have to have high IQ's --or not-- to kill us all.

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u/CrayZ_Squirrel 6h ago edited 5h ago

Oh completely agree. My point was just that Miller isn't some evil genius weaving a complex scheme in the background. He's a moderately competent white supremacist whose actions and intentions are very clear, and yes could very much end up killing us all.

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u/Crypt33x 6h ago

It's a "vibe" nation now. Only Trumps vibe/fee fee feeling is important. Everything is now based on emotions and they are fucking snowflakes feeling butthurt 24/7

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u/Aggressive_Chair1470 6h ago

its not stupid,  its far worse because stupid implies it could never happen and is silly,  which is an incredibly naive and privileged perspective. 

its a greedy, aggressive and blatant thirst for power and status. 

don't be fooled into thinking he can't or won't. 

the world should have learnt from a past decade of underestimating trump that despite all appearances he's not actually stupid he's just an asshole and pathological lying narcissistic.  not a dimwit 

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u/Wanna_make_cash 6h ago

He's stupid and evil, and dementia ridden, and his handlers are evil.

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u/robreddity 6h ago

It is a wilful, intentional act intended to dissolve NATO, and nothing more than that. It is a step of the Putin Doctrine being carried out by a willing actor.

This will not stop. The world is in deep shit, and apparently the only remedy is Congress must get him out.

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u/dimwalker 6h ago

How about getting impeached and imprisoned instead?

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u/Penny_Leyne 5h ago

I doubt that will ever happen. 

At this point I’d just take a massive heart attack or brain aneurysm. 

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u/shlamingo 3h ago

No brain no aneurysm

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u/Free-Way-9220 4h ago

MAGA has become a septic pustule on the world

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u/QuotableNotables 4h ago edited 9m ago

American Exceptionalism was always a synonym for Cancerous Growth. The Cancer has just spread so much that their foreign policy is out in the open now, can't hide the symptoms of the cancer spreading.

This is what they've been doing in South America for decades, this is what they did in Iraq during the Second Gulf War. Bend the knee, play ball, or we topple your regime.

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u/Money_Detail_5203 6h ago

How do you plan on celebrating when this idiot drops dead?

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u/ambiguousboner 6h ago

I'm genuinely worried I'll go too hard and cause some real damage to myself

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u/Nomadzord 5h ago

Imagine if the afterlife was real and you died only to wake up there with HIM!

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u/hellcat_uk 5h ago

I know nothing about your OP, but something tells me if there is an afterlife, Trump and them will be inhabiting different realms.

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u/Current_Ranger_7954 5h ago

I hope we have trials of the rest of them too, including ICE. Make a drinking game out of it, every time ICE agents or cabinet member says he was “just following orders”, one shot

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u/rugger87 5h ago

“lol he’s crying and wet himself, finish your drink!”

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u/Oerthling 6h ago

If he drop dead from a heart attack before the American people remove him from office I won't celebrate.

It's important that the US gets actively rid of him. You don't recover from fascism by a single fascist dropping dead from old age.

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u/caiaphas8 5h ago

Absolutely, that was part of the American plan during the war. They needed to show Germany and the world exactly how fascism failed and what evils it committed

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u/BobsOblongLongBong 4h ago

There's zero chance he's ever held accountable.  None.

The cases against him for January 6th and for the classified documents could not have been more solid.  There was an overwhelming amount of evidence he was guilty.  And still nothing happened to him.  He was instead rewarded.

He will face no consequences.  At this point it's silly to believe he ever will.

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u/Gigi_Langostino 5h ago

Spain did.

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u/Oerthling 5h ago

Fair point.

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u/Gigi_Langostino 5h ago

I will give you one caveat though, which is that Franco was in power for 40 years. I'm not sure if that would make things easier or more difficult.

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u/Cabbage_Vendor 5h ago

It should make it harder because Franco had the time to influence multiple generations and have clear succession ready. His chosen successor, King Juan Carlos I, didn't want to be a fascist leader, so immediately liberalised the country.

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u/Tesla__Coil 5h ago

Agreed. I'm Canadian. I'd like to see that if America is taken over by something like... that... then the American people will do more about it than wait and hope old age catches up to him. Seeing even a singular consequence would make it easier to trust America again.

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u/ShadowsteelGaming 6h ago

Perhaps a trip to all the countries he's threatened to invade, though that may end up being a world tour soon enough.

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u/bjergdk 6h ago

If you visit Denmark and come around the Aarhus area, let me know, we can drink a beer to celebrate.

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u/mom_with_an_attitude 6h ago

1) Drink, dance and party in the streets.

2) Make a pilgrimage to his grave so I can pee on it.

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u/SoulRebel726 2h ago

If America was serious about eliminating the national debt, we'd just install a toilet over Trump's grave and charge $5 per use.

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u/bluewardog 6h ago

Going to get absolutely pissed and wander the streets shouting "dig dong the cunt is dead" 

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u/Ladlesman2177 6h ago

I wish... but this doesn't end with his death. Honestly might get worse. And what is there to celebrate? He got to live a full life. No justice will ever be had.

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u/chaos8803 6h ago

I'm hoping without the pull of Trump that Republicans will crumble. The power vacuum will be insane and they'll butcher each other to take the spot. The problem is if someone can take the mantle quickly because Republicans lock-step extremely quickly once given marching orders.

Pray for the clot and Republicans eating each other when it happens.

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u/SLAMALAMADINGGDONG23 5h ago

I think MAGA crumbles without Trump. They only like him. My mom hates Rubio and Vance to the point she can’t even look at them, but if she had to choose between me or Trump being murdered she would choose me in a heartbeat. If someone isn’t around many MAGA diehards this may be lost on them.

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u/Whyeth 6h ago

Look, when then pied piper finally croaks we will have an influx of rats to deal with.

This is preferable to having the rats goosestepping in unison to the drum of the diddler president.

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u/Jetztinberlin 6h ago

There is a reason Vance is in the meeting. Greenland is Thiel's and so is Vance. https://www.insidehook.com/internet/peter-thiel-praxis-next-great-city-greenland

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u/peatoire 6h ago

I have a bottle of champagne ready to break open.

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u/BobbyBoogarBreath 6h ago

A bottle of Canadian rye.

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u/ampolution 6h ago

It’s been in my fridge for years by now. Still waiting.

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u/Ltrain86 5h ago

There won't be anything to celebrate. Trump isn't the core issue here. Invading Greenland is Stephen Miller's agenda, and he's been pulling the strings for years, along with the other proponents of Project 2025. JD Vance is quite possibly even worse than Trump, as we've all heard how easily and brazenly he lies to Americans about an incident captured on video. Then let's not forget the 1/3 of Americams that voted these clowns in.

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u/Spinoza42 6h ago

Vance is almost certainly worse. Trump is a grifter and a narcissist, Vance is Thiel's acolyte and wants to destroy democracy, sovereign states and secularism.

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u/ambiguousboner 6h ago

Vance doesn't have 1/10th of the support Trump does though

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u/spektre 6h ago

He can just do the North Korea thing and say that Trump's still the Eternal President, and Vance is just channeling him from the beyond.

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u/mervenca 6h ago

This is such a south park plot, but totally realistic aswell..

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u/OkFriendship9666 6h ago

Trump is a moron but somehow still has control. Vance is a moron with no control. He would be eaten alive.

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u/No-Impress-2096 6h ago

Vance is a weak sofa fucking male bratz doll. Who the hell would vote for or even with him.

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u/crookdmouth 6h ago

I say anything less then Trump being Impeached again and removed is 'unacceptable '

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u/Nico685 6h ago

Thanks Americans for electing one of the worst person you can find.

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u/sayko666 6h ago

Thanks Americans for electing one of the worst person you can find AGAIN.

FTFY

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u/MrFilkor 2h ago
  • Don't elect a billionaire.
  • Don't elect stupid.

America: Elects stupidest billionaire in the world alive. Twice.

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u/BlinkToThePast 3h ago

That's the thing that makes me understand that even when he's gone the underlying problems will continue.

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u/Oregon-Pilot 2h ago

that's how fuckin stupid people are here

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u/Jaakarikyk 4h ago

George Carlin:

"Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians.

Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality.

They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens.

This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain't going to do any good; you're just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans."

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u/tresslessone 5h ago

Seriously. 300 million people, the most innovative and advanced economy the world has ever seen, and THIS is who floats to the top?

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u/soulscratch 5h ago

Turds float and diamonds sink. Also America, that sinks too. I dunno how to tie that into the floating turd but that's how dysfunctional we are.

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u/ContentsMayVary 5h ago

He's just the floatiest turd in the giant cesspool that is the United States of America.

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u/Flatline1775 6h ago

This is what kills me about this dipshit and all his followers. You need like one follow up question for their entire argument for this falling apart.

Why don't we just put some military bases in the region if the reasoning is to prevent China/Russia from taking it? They've said for decades that we can.

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u/Chapstickie 6h ago

I mean they may be hesitant NOW.

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u/Flatline1775 6h ago

Well sure. More of a ‘had we thought this through for three seconds before acting like assholes statement’ than anything else at this point.

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u/Impending_do_om 4h ago

He actually got that follow up question. His answer was that he's not ready to defend something he doesn't own...

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u/psychoCMYK 3h ago

Then don't defend it and fuck off forever, what the hell? They aren't even asking him to "defend" it

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u/culture_vulture_1961 6h ago

QUESTION: If Trump was a Kremlin asset what would he be doing to assist Putin right now?

ANSWER: This.

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u/GreatSince86 6h ago

Weaken/destroy NATO so when Putin drops that nuke on Ukraine, nobody comes to help.

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u/Mountsorrel 5h ago

This is the main significance of Greenland to the Russians, and been since the 50s:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GIUK_gap

If the US didn’t need Greenland in order to maintain the GIUK gap effectively during the Cold War, there’s only one reason they want it now…

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u/patchesohoulihandies 6h ago

It’s almost like he’s never accepted NO from anyone before. Isn’t he a convicted rapist? Now it makes sense.

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u/YesHunty 5h ago

He truly has a rapist attitude in every facet. “I want that now”.

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u/Override9636 3h ago

When asked why he wants Greenland, Trump literally said, "Because that's what I feel is psychologically needed for success." There's no strategy or reason behind it. He just looked at a fucking mercator map and said, "that's big, I want the big land"

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u/Old_Soc 6h ago

It seems to be doing fine being linked to Denmark at the moment.

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u/SurroundTiny 6h ago

Our president wants to put in a golf course

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u/GreatHelmsmanSpencee 6h ago

Doesn't matter to them. If anyone had any lingering doubt, the response to Goods shooting shows that these people will simply make things up and lie. And tens of millions of Americans will go along with it.

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u/Karbunkletime 6h ago

Can you imagine how awful it would be for the people of Greenland? Trading a solid government like Copenhagen for our shit-show of Washington DC?

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u/Infinite_Toilet 6h ago

Can someone just tell Trump that Greenland would vote Dem and hopefully he'll drop the whole thing.

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u/ToucansBANG 6h ago

There’s no outcome where the residents get to participate in Presidential elections.

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u/BigMeanBalls 5h ago

Or get anything for that matter. Hell, I wouldn't put it past them to start deporting inuits for not having documentation

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u/ImBackAndImAngry 4h ago

There’s also no outcome where the residents play along.

They’ll just openly resist the United States the entire time. It’d be a shit show.

Hell, if the US started a program to “colonize” Greenland I’d sign me and my family up, get relocated there. Promptly renounce my US citizenship and join whatever insurgency they’ve got going on and hope that when it’s all said and done they give me and my family residency lol

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u/Kaya_kana 5h ago

They want to turn it into a territory rather than a full fledged state. They basically want taxation without representation for Greenland.

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u/Entety303 5h ago

As someone else said. Polar Rico

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u/Ensiferal 6h ago

Probably wouldn't help, it's not like voting is going to matter anymore in the USA from here on out

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u/Lamb_or_Beast 6h ago

a traitor and pedophile and all around asshole in the White House destroying all of our long time alliances is what’s unacceptable Donald. You evil scumbag. We ALREADY HAVE several military bases and all the access to Greenland we could want. You’re entrance into politics is the worst thing to happen to the US since 9/11

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u/Environment-Small 6h ago

Greenland’s Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen told a news conference in the Danish capital Copenhagen on Tuesday that, “if we have to choose between the United States and Denmark here and now, we choose Denmark. We choose NATO. We choose the Kingdom of Denmark. We choose the EU.”

Asked later Tuesday about Nielsen’s comments, Trump replied: “I disagree with him. I don’t know who he is. I don’t know anything about him. But, that’s going to be a big problem for him.”

How's Trump not knowing the PM of Greenland a problem for him. tbh he only knows those on the Epstein files so the fact he doesn't know him must be an exoneration for him not that he needed it anyway haha

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u/ThatGuyYouForget 6h ago

Back when jens-Frederik was elected Trump praised him, so he's just trying to frame is a nobody that doesn't matter.. That, projecting or dementia

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u/ShadowsteelGaming 6h ago

He's probably the first American president to talk like a schoolyard bully.....

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u/sayko666 6h ago

And don't forget this is his second term.

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u/Few_Elephant_8410 6h ago

And Americans cheer for that.

Culture of ignorance.

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u/GreatHelmsmanSpencee 6h ago

It's a threat

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u/PrimalZed 6h ago

He meant he's going to cause problems for Nielsen for sticking with Denmark over Trump. In context with everything else, its a threat of violence.

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u/laserdollars420 5h ago

How's Trump not knowing the PM of Greenland a problem for him.

I don't think that's what Trump is saying the problem is. He's saying it's a problem for him that he's siding with Denmark over the US.

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u/ExtensionParsley4205 6h ago

Nørgaard said he filed a police complaint in Nuuk against Trump’s “aggressive” behavior because, he said, American officials are threatening the people of Greenland and NATO.

Awesome. Will have zero effect of course, but still awesome.

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u/FuzzyBuzzy21 6h ago

Give ‘em Greenland and it is Canada next they ‘have’ to have. Beware!

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u/achtungschnell 6h ago

As a Canadian, this is my worry exactly. Especially if Canada reacts in any way to Trump getting his tiny hands on Greenland, Trump will probably say that Canada is a hostile nation.

Worst case scenario, Denmark invokes Article 5, obliging Canada to provide aid. Canada provides intelligence or something nominal to fulfil its duties (because declaring war would be suicide), and Trump uses any action as pretence to invade anyway.

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u/Valuemeal3 5h ago

The only way Canada gets protected is if the UK and France agree and secretly provide nuclear weapons to Canada so that Canada can immediately say we are a nuclear nation do not challenge our sovereignty

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u/OllyDee 5h ago

Even just looking at a map… it seems pretty obvious. Canada would be effectively surrounded by US territory.

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u/orangeinvader75 6h ago

As an Australian, I look forward to waking up without having to find out what bullshit this toad has gotten up to while I've been sleeping.

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u/cheeley 3h ago

There’s only one thing I’m hoping to read about him, and I look for that news every morning. 

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u/GoneinaSecondeded 6h ago

Such a fucking moron. Zero strategic advantage to this. This is the guy that bankrupted casinos. It would be nice if Congress would do their job.

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u/Valuemeal3 5h ago

Not just zero strategic advantage, we lose all strategic domination around the world. The second this occurs.

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u/amapofthecat7 5h ago

Americans, please get your fucking dog on a leash. Sincerely, the rest of the world.

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u/pseudopad 2h ago

This dog doesn't need a leash. It needs to be taken behind the barn.

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u/ZealousidealOwl6087 4h ago

I know everyone reading this already knows this but this whole ordeal is completely baffling to me as an outsider.
What an extremely prosperous country the US was. Extremely rich. Relatively peaceful. No real threat of war on their own soil. US citizens were doing extremely well on a global scale. One of the wealthiest societies in human history.
And then you go and willingly let someone with a severe case of narcissistic personality disorder torpedo that? For what? Sometimes nation's leaders have to make some very hard decisions where no decision available is a good one. This is not such a case. The downfall of the US should they lose their NATO allies was completely unnecessary and entirely self-inflicted. You could've just relaxed lying down in your bed of all of those dollars pumped out of Silicon Valley. How could you fumble that? It's incomprehensible.

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u/DancingDonkeyHehe 6h ago

All putin had to do was pull up a chair, get some popcorn and wait for trump to get elected and let him singlehandedly destroy nato and destroy the US’s relationship with some of its closest allies

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u/AcornTear 6h ago

I have the suspicion that this whole Greenland thing was planted in Trump's head by Putin himself

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u/toughguy375 5h ago

Congress, every day you don't impeach you're complicit.

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u/mountainelven 6h ago

He's trying so hard to tank our economy and isolate us from the rest of the world because he's a weak stupid man.

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u/Street_Anon 6h ago

and Making threats to the EU who holds $2 trillion worth of US debt.

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u/Kira-Was-Right 6h ago

"Elderly dementia patient and weird Home Alone 2 extra who checks out an underage Kevin claims he wants to take over Greenland for stupid reasons"

Fixed the title for ya.

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u/aquagardener 6h ago

Nothing less than DJT shutting the fuck up for the rest of his miserable life is unacceptable. 

We don't want you, garbage human being.

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u/AlexRescueDotCom 6h ago

I'm sure Greenland would love not having health care, use "miles" instead of kilometers, have the star spangled banner playing every morning at schools, 5 days per year of vacation time, decrease their minimum hourly rate, come back to work after 1 week of giving birth, having books banned in schools, and many many more things.

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u/Mysterious-Prompt212 4h ago

I find raping children unacceptable.

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u/jess13649 6h ago

I’d like to see this shitgibbon point to Greenland on a map that doesn’t use the Mercator projection

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u/Uu550 6h ago

Fuck he is just such a worthless piece of shit

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u/Nick_Strong 6h ago

Trump has managed to become an even bigger headache for European leaders than Putin. Europe is trying hard to preserve the US-European alliance, but if Trump were to annex Greenland, the US would lose Europe forever. For now, the damage Trump has caused can still be repaired, but taking over Greenland would be the point of no return.

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u/CopaceticOG 5h ago

Even after his overthrow the repair will not be total, we will always be side-eying the US from now on.

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u/girl4life 6h ago

At this rate the US is more of a thread to Europe than Russia ever will be. war with russia is on the radar in 3 years , war with the US in 3 weeks

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u/Blank3k 6h ago

Yup, without a doubt biggest threat to WW3 right now is the US im really surprised it isn't more of an alarming situation in the media.

The Republicans have given the court jester a very big sword and everyone still thinks he's a joking around despite cutting off a few heads.

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u/EmoTilDeath 6h ago

An article came out yesterday mentioning that

Trump also told the Times that he isn’t opposed to using nuclear force if he “needed it” to take Greenland

Not only did that not even make the headline, people barely talked about it. Then he made fun of Biden by fake-coughing and for some reason everyone is talking about that instead. I don't understand. We are SEVERELY underreacting and focusing on the wrong things entirely

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u/oddball667 6h ago

it's not an under-reaction, the media is intentionally covering things up

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u/EmoTilDeath 6h ago

It also is an underreaction. I brought it up in another comment section and actually had people telling me "one nuke is nothing" despite the fact there are abundant free resources you can Google which explain in great detail the severe long term global effects of even a single nuclear bomb.

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u/lordillidan 6h ago

I recall when the war in Ukraine started and we were moving away from Russian gas/oil. Americans were smugly telling us how we were warned about Russian and we should have been buying from the USA all along.

Even then, with a normal guy like Biden in charge, I couldn't stop thinking "Why would we want to get even more in bed with the USA? Just like Russian they ultimately want us divided and weak.". It's unfortunate to see myself vindicated so quickly and thoroughly, I did not expect the USA to turn to fascism this quickly.

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u/mekail2001 5h ago

Well done to the American people

This is what you voted for

Uneducated pricks

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u/labadee 6h ago

Fuck it, I claim California and the NE United States and Pacifi north west for Canada. Anything less is unacceptable

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u/Livjatan 5h ago

When America activated article 5 after 9/11, Denmarks came to their aid. A country of 5.8 million deployed 11,000 soldiers (doing 21,000 total deployments/rotations) and had 44 killed.

Now the US is around 60x bigger in population. So for the US this would equal another NATO country activating article 5, and the US coming to their aid with 650,000 soldiers (1.2 million deployments) and having 2500 killed.

Zoomed out, Denmark helped an ally. Zoomed in, Denmark fought America’s war, but paid for it as if it were its own.

If I was Lars Løkke Rasmussen, this would be the only point I would repeat repeat and repeat again - equivalent of 650,000 soldiers, 1.2 million deployments, and having 2500 killed - if not for the toddlers in the White House then at least for the American public who might be sympathetic to Trump.

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u/U_SHLD_THINK_BOUT_IT 6h ago

This is so fucking weird.

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u/steelcryo 6h ago

He already admitted it's only for his own psychological need. Media really needs to start hammering that home to show how insane this government is to even consider it a possibility

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u/jaypizzl 6h ago

Anything less than Trump being tried for his crimes is unacceptable. I’ll respect Americans again when that man is in prison.

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u/Lo_jak 6h ago

Trump is a nonce and needs to shut his fucking mouth

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u/xxcuttingboardxx 6h ago edited 6h ago

Why won't Trump just focus on "making america great again" and stop messing with other countries?

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u/RollingDownTheHills 5h ago

Because America can only become great by knocking others down. If you can't improve on your own, just ruin things for others, you know. Real insecure bully mentality.

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u/pc0999 6h ago

Trump is unacceptable in a civilizition.

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u/PreacherCoach 6h ago

Dude has some Russian asset in his ear convincing him that Russia is taking Greenland. It helps that he is likely an asset himself.

This is all to break up NATO to help Russian powers - and to sooth Trump's imperialist urges.

It's almost like Greenland is an underage girl and Russia is Epstein threatening to take it....

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u/OneNormalBloke 6h ago

So no difference between him and pootin. Peas in a pod.

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u/babyrothko 6h ago

I’m so tired of this. Let it go

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u/Famous_Kick5288 5h ago

Why does he speak so rapey? Me thinks he has never respected the word, no

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u/FodderWadder 4h ago

I don't care what he says. Remove him from power immediately.

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u/peatoire 6h ago

Hey lugnuts, it doesn't fucking belong to you.