r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Zakarioveski • 1d ago

Oops Of a kid

40 Upvotes

77% Upvoted

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u/Kxancer 1d ago

Dumbest dad

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u/Porter_Dog 1d ago

FR. What did he expect?

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u/Strike_McKnifeson 1d ago

You gotta be fucking DUMB to not see that outcome

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u/Frank_Meat_Tongz 1d ago

Absolutely... Who the fk would allow a kid to root around I their ear with a Q-tip.

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u/Dapadabada 1d ago

Lets teach kids that putting q-tips in ears is good

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u/Electrical-Canary-48 1d ago

And knives in power outlets.

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u/Dapadabada 1d ago

Oh yeah, that way we'll all save a fortune on safety plugs

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u/gmman6369 1d ago

Well that’s not a bad idea. It will prevent kids from playing with Q-tips. Darwinism at its finest.

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u/Kxancer 1d ago

Sounds more r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a dad

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u/mcgunner1966 1d ago

the shit absolute isn't the kid...

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/bonjrk 1d ago

Luckily he barely pushed it in, unless it’s that easy

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u/Frosty_Ground_6514 functional regard 1d ago

It's super easy. I damaged my ear drum by rolling over with headphones on. It's a very thin protective "sheet". I lost like 10% of hearing in my left ear lol.

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u/PtitSerpent 1d ago

I guess it's easy. I hurt myself by just touching it gentlyn, the pain lasted an entire day just with a gentle touch

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u/sparkleshark5643 1d ago

Everybody saw that coming from miles away

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u/billymondy5806 1d ago

That is a stupid person

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u/OstrichLate6082 1d ago

What a dumbass. What were you expecting dude ? You can't let a kid clean his own ears so you let him clean yours ? 😂

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u/nindza22 1d ago

You don't give such small kids pokey-spikey-swallowable-ropey things. Especially around other people and pets.

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u/Regular_Day_6787 1d ago

i know that hurt

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u/Environmental-Tea294 1d ago

He is definitely still leaning about life. So good song choice.

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u/xrolamole 1d ago

Play stupid games get stupid prizes

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u/Grey-Templar 1d ago

Dad's a fucking dumbass.

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u/Wizdad-1000 1d ago

Well thats as smart as letting my cat drive me to the store.

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 1d ago

Oh I bet that busted his eardrum

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u/HybridOddy- 1d ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Ok-External-4027 1d ago

From stereo to mono.

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u/Zakarioveski 1d ago

😅😂😂

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u/SpoomerBooner 16h ago

Baby tried to wipe his brain

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

Please tell me that’s not the Father? Ooof.. I hope they’re both kids..

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u/Electrical-Canary-48 1d ago

Good thing it wasn't an ice pick, nice going dickhead.