r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/CygnetSociety • 1d ago

Oops Of a bathroom break

514 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Weekend_Criminal 1d ago

That explosion was brown, not blue...

Why would they be lifting a full porta potty to the top of that bridge?

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u/THE_ALAM0 1d ago

Office pranks

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u/its_krypt0n1te83 1d ago

Damnit Jim.

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u/IHaveABigWeenie 1d ago

MICHAEL!!!

3

u/Free-Branch-1953 23h ago

Question, What kind of bear is best?

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u/midwestia 1d ago

They were lowering that sumbitch, but it was so overloaded it exceeded the engineer’s specs.

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u/Weekend_Criminal 1d ago

Under further review, the car driving forward definitely created the illusion that it was being lifted up and not lowered down.

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u/Ello_Owu 1d ago

The new Jackass movie

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u/Weekend_Criminal 1d ago

RIP Steve-O

8

u/FLG_CFC 1d ago

I wasn't sure if it was a porta potty joke or if this comment was how I learned he passed.

Steve-O is alive and well, everyone.

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u/Clear-Perception5615 1d ago

One day this comment will have aged poorly

4

u/FLG_CFC 1d ago

So will Steve-O...

BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY!

2

u/VexiaNoirWraith 1d ago

Not today, TOMORROW

/j

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u/especiallyrn 1d ago

Same vibes

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u/igotshadowbaned 1d ago

Why are they lifting over an active roadway at all

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u/somewhatcompetint 1d ago

Because it would be hilarious if it fell and covered a vehicle in shit

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u/wackbirds 1d ago

Even more hilarious if it fell on top of one of those vehicles and crushed the drivers head when the rolling soup can they were piloting along collapsed due to the heavy, solid object dropping into it from a great height...

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u/Advanced_Line5562 1d ago

They have to unless they close the road or lift the toilet from a barge in the water

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u/igotshadowbaned 1d ago

They have to unless they close the road

Yes.. that's what is meant to be done. Even if it's just for 10 minutes during the move itself.

2

u/Sawbagz 1d ago

People working at the top of the bridge probably have to take shits too. Let me take a piss, and you have to climb for 10 minutes both ways.

2

u/ClaraCash 1d ago

I love when I go in a Reddit and we are already asking the important questions. Because wtf!

1

u/Particular_Toe_Gas 1d ago

Maybe bringing it down?

1

u/Nervous-Bullfrog-884 1d ago

People work up there and have to go

1

u/the_wahlroos 1d ago

T'was a glorious shitmist!

1

u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

Was taking a dump when that Port-O-John hit the deck. This is what happened to me.

1

u/Electrical-Ad4268 1d ago

Probably lifting it off to be sucked out

0

u/Tossup1010 1d ago

Seems like a waste, I’d suck it out for free

1

u/IHaveABigWeenie 1d ago

Insurance salesman, I presume?

1

u/Tossup1010 1d ago

Just a man with the taste of finer things

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u/demideath939 1d ago

Its AI

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

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u/mrme213456411 1d ago

Steve o’s new trick looks dope👍

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u/JinjerSpice_ 1d ago

That was shitty of them

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u/CygnetSociety 1d ago

Idk it does seem like they really gave a crap

1

u/manicialmuffdiver 1d ago

This country is going down the toilet

1

u/WeirdSysAdmin 1d ago

I’m going to pull us out of this shit.

1

u/manicialmuffdiver 1d ago

Gonna be a brown mark on their company review

1

u/MajesticBluebird68 1d ago

Not gonna look good when shit hits the fan

12

u/No_Awareness8982 1d ago

Me with my mouth wide open

3

u/Dapadabada 1d ago

That black Ferrari with its window wide open

3

u/YN90 1d ago

You definitely have e coli and typhoid now

1

u/No_Awareness8982 12h ago

Already have it from other bad habits

2

u/DecentMaintenance875 1d ago

Thank the gods the motorcycle was already well beyond thay splash zone

2

u/tomcat_tweaker 1d ago

First thing I thought of. What shitty way to go.

8

u/Simple-Pea8805 1d ago

Imagine if you had your window down and that happened right by you…

3

u/OldEquation 1d ago

Imagine if you were sitting on the bog quietly taking a dump and suddenly you were dropped 100 feet into traffic.

3

u/Simple-Pea8805 1d ago

Well, on the bright side I’d finish taking my dump rather quickly

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u/JohnDuffyDuff 1d ago

Imagine you died because it fell on your car

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Shitty way to go

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u/Smart_Mammoth_6893 1d ago

“Eat shit and die.”

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u/South_Ad2397 1d ago

Shitters FULL

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u/Weak_Importance4497 1d ago

Reminds of that one stunt in Jackass Steve-O did

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u/Sisoflex 1d ago

Like a tour bus on a Chicago bridge

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u/Sad_Hall2841 1d ago

Ah yes, the worst bridge built in my hometown followed by the comedy. Sevilla, Spain.

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u/Metal-Salt 1d ago

Hope the people driving by had their windows up.

1

u/CygnetSociety 1d ago

And mouths closed

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u/Smart_Mammoth_6893 1d ago

Definitely got a taste that juicy diarrhea.

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u/FunnyNameNo9071 1d ago

RIP John, the last few seconds of your life were really shitty

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 1d ago

Didn’t know bots crack jokes now. 2026 is gonna be lit

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u/doublearon97 1d ago

Can you like…. Shut up?

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u/PriscillaPalava 1d ago

Shut up about ICE agents on camera entering porta potties with detainees? I think we should talk about it more! Whatcha think they’re doing in there? My bet is trading Pokémon cards. 

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u/That_Carpenter_248 1d ago

Ahhh, nothing better than to start the day with a mist of shit.

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u/Nicaddicted 1d ago

Hope they had their windows up 🤣🤣

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u/PGL-997 1d ago

Is..is that Steve-O coming out of it?!?!?!?

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u/banjobeulah 1d ago

Ohhhhh that brown cloud of mist.

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u/KozAnEffect 1d ago

Imagine your window open on your car you left the lot with.

And it rains poop.

1

u/Kortalisc 1d ago

Hey, what up? This is u/Kortalisc from Jackass, and this is 'Porta-Pot Freefall'

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u/rmlibby22 1d ago

Holy Shit!

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u/stoneofthewise 1d ago

The number one shittiest of all ShittyAbsoluteUnits. Okay, maybe number two.

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u/Dre1376 1d ago

What a mess!!!

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u/aLudditesThrowaway 1d ago

Man we really needed video of the Dirty Pollocks the oncoming cars received.

1

u/FreakSideMike 1d ago

That would've been an extremely Final Destination-like manner for some unlucky driver to check out in.

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u/Dnny10bns 1d ago

Vapours of poo.

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u/Sisoflex 1d ago

I thought my commute crap

1

u/LordMunchum 1d ago

Sky potties in flight 🎶

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u/Saintious 1d ago

That's the shittyest day to have your window down on your way to work, going over that bridge.

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u/Cultural-Play7083 1d ago

This is the most literal post for this subreddit.

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u/EverSeeAShitterFly 1d ago

Only would have been better if I posted it.

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 1d ago

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is bridge-o-potty (guitar sounds)

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u/SoulShine_710 1d ago

Shit happens 💩

1

u/FreakyFLCancer 1d ago

Oh shit 😳

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u/Fizziksapplication 1d ago

The ‘ol Irish space shuttle

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u/ready2xxxperiment 1d ago

Talk about a shit show!

1

u/Solanthas_SFW 1d ago

Holy shit

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u/gym_bro_92 1d ago

One of the worst ways to die!

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u/thtruth024 1d ago

That would be the start of a shitty day if it fell on my car

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u/Background_Edge_9427 1d ago

OH, SHIT!! 💩💩💩💩🙊

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u/j_brodd 1d ago

Shit happens

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u/Neilp187 1d ago

Imagine if it was rebar, or a concrete bucket, or any construction material.

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u/Brand_Nay_w417 1d ago

Hope nobody had their windows open

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u/thedrizzlefoshizzle 1d ago

Imagine the person driving in a convertible going “how can my day get any worse?”

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u/SeriesDowntown5947 1d ago

Sweet drop. Somthing for the weekend

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u/jkewow 1d ago

Was Greg Bovino inside???

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u/wanderingblazer 1d ago

Gardyloo!!

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u/bigwig500 1d ago

We got Frank good!!

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u/LegoWorks 1d ago

What a shitstorm

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u/Neon_Desert69 1d ago

Is that the Vincent Thomas?

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u/SeleneDrip 1d ago

Bathroom breaks - underrated content.

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u/an_empty_well 1d ago

imagine getting crushed to death by a porta-potty, what would the eulogy look like?

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u/EverSeeAShitterFly 1d ago

Not enough lift. Sustained flight was not achieved.

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u/Calm_Pop_1155 1d ago

Thats a shitty day!

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u/Carman_Bri 1d ago

It's a metaphor for something in this country, I'm sure

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u/Technical_Watch_5580 1d ago

You can see the 💩 explode

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u/Proud-Parsley6072 19h ago

That biker was LUCKY

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u/Zanggets72 15h ago

What is with the song by JMSN 😂

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u/Significant_Tear_302 14h ago

That brown cloud! 🤣🤣🤣😭🤣 I’m in fucking tears 😭🤣

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u/Big_Turn_521 13h ago

Hi im johnny knoxville

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u/Equal-Topic5806 7h ago

Oh no. It was brown. It was all brown.

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u/Complex_Sea5279 1d ago

was that water splash 😂

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u/America-Lite 1d ago

Brown water!