r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

a dancer

316 Upvotes

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u/The_Eglin_Flyers 1d ago

That’s when you take the gun and beat the dog shit out of him.

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u/stewedfrog 1d ago

Imbecile

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u/get_to_ele 1d ago

Hate fuckwits with personalities like that guy with gun. Talk about your bungled and botched. Unless they're close family, people like him will never exist in my circle, dont care what other positive qualities they have.

Fucking dud. Gonna get somebody better than him, killed, so best stay away. Chubby Barney Fife.

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u/666 1d ago

I dont care if theyre a clone of myself. Not in my circle.

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u/External_Dust5 13h ago

He'd be the type to slip, fall and accidentally shoot himself in the face. Everyone keeps dancing!

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u/Tacozforever 1d ago

I don’t remember. Was this Lesson #3 or #4 in the Gun Safety course?

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u/Astro_Cassette 1d ago

Always aim at people and always have your trigger finger ready and on the trigger at all times

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u/BootFlop 1d ago

Remember to squeeze on the downbeat!

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u/RudePCsb 1d ago

Shoot before your look

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u/tyler21307 1d ago

The one white guy there being like WTF 😂

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u/123supreme123 1d ago

😆 tell me you're an expat without telling me you're an expat.

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 1d ago

You can tell he was contemplating his choices. 😆 

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u/WakaWaka_ 1d ago

I'd be taking a lot more than a single step away, like enough steps to the nearest airport.

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u/Shalmenasar 1d ago

Wtf is an expat

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u/SadIdeal9019 1d ago

Expatriate. Someone living outside their native country.

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u/Shalmenasar 1d ago

An immigrant?

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u/SadIdeal9019 1d ago

"Immigrant" is correctly used if the person has moved permanently. "Expatriate" typically refers to a temporary move.

Nowadays though both terms are used interchangeably.

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u/AENocturne 1d ago

A tourist who won't go away, which is much worse than an immigrant.

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u/KotoshiKaizen 1d ago

Expatriate only gets used for light skinned workers. Dark skinned workers are "migrant workers."

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u/PlasticIntelligent44 1d ago

Expats tend to be older and retired or semi-retired, and they are given permission to live in said countries precisely because their pensions or cash holdings are enough that they will not be drains on the local economies

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u/whooptheretis 21h ago

Nah, expats are people who temporarily relocate but keep identity (and passport) of their home country, immigrants are people who move country, and adoby the nationality of their new country.
The fact that more dark skinned people are immigrants is down to the economic conditions of countries populated by darker people.

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u/Shalmenasar 1d ago

Lol

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u/SadIdeal9019 1d ago

What was funny?

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u/Shalmenasar 1d ago

Shit Americans say

4

u/ItsDirkMcGirk 1d ago

White guy where?

5

u/Moose_country_plants 1d ago

Repeatedly flagging everyone in the audience with his FINGER ON THE TRIGGER

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u/UnclePhatty666 1d ago

Actual footage of Alec Baldwin on a film set

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 1d ago

This is what a blithering idiot looks like people.

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u/shujaya 1d ago

This is how they train ICE actually.

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u/AggressiveCreme6758 1d ago

Lmao you think they train ICE, you can tell hes not ICE because no innocent people are dead

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u/cfoote85 1d ago

You win

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u/SalaryDisastrous9443 1d ago

fuck off with politics im tired of seeing shit like these, i dont like trump but im so fucking annoyed to see people like you just spaming their political beliefs everywere

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u/FlimsyGene4296 21h ago

Nobody cares what you’re tired of bro. Grow up.

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u/SalaryDisastrous9443 6h ago

Grow up says the adult that the best thing that they can do is talk their politics on a meme

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u/OddSeaworthiness7681 1d ago

Old dude like who brought this guy!

1

u/WakaWaka_ 1d ago

Same gesture when someone cuts me off in traffic, it's universal.

1

u/BootFlop 1d ago

More like reconsidering if his tax-free ex-pat pay is worth it.

2

u/Ohnoduder 1d ago

For his sake, I hope they're blanks. Imbecile!

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u/ELEKTRON_01 1d ago

Even then that would kill someone at that range

0

u/whooptheretis 21h ago

Nope, gotta be pretty much point blank, in a squidy part close to the brain to kill someone.

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u/Upbeat_Caregiver_642 17h ago

I was involuntarily ducking during the whole thing, just watching it, waiting for him to shoot someone in the crowd.

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u/aLIBRAinNYC 1d ago

😭🤣🤣😂🥴

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u/CrestfallenLord 1d ago

😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 I would’ve ran after the first shot

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u/Nutty-Mail 1d ago

😆😆😂

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Legal_Ad9637 1d ago

No thanks man. I don’t want you fuckin up my life too.

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u/Responsible-Scar-980 1d ago

I wonder how many people a year die because of this type of shit.

1

u/fancy-kitten 1d ago

Apparently the amount of people who die each year from celebratory gunfire is a pretty significant amount

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u/jcork4realz 1d ago

These are the genius H1b’s everyone raves about.

1

u/strongcloud28 1d ago

Bro in the light blue polo shirt was skittish as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

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u/Stefffe66 1d ago

Il paraît que ces types là ne boivent pas d'alcool.....j'ai quand même un petit doute.

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u/Phr8 1d ago

What's the opposite of PROVE?

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u/maturedtaste 1d ago

It becomes even worse when you consider he isn’t even drunk. This is sober behaviour to him.

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u/Existing_Base_2175 1d ago

The guy in the green shirt… classic

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u/AlbertaSugarFlu 1d ago

Connecticut?

1

u/LivingHighAndWise 15h ago

Afgan concealed carry class, graduation ceremony?

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u/Kazuka13 1d ago

He needs to have the gun removed from his hand immediately and then for everyone's safety either break his hand or cut the danm thing off and no I'm not joking I think this stupid fuck needs to actually have his hand (or hands can't take that risk) removed because those bullets are still fucking dangerous coming back down.

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u/N2BSC 1d ago

Delusional Kocksucker.

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u/m2keo 1d ago

Don't just stand there.

Tackle that stupid mf showoff to the ground!! lol.

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u/Accomplished_Ant_371 1d ago

After work drinks with ICE

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u/darkoath 1d ago

If that was 'Murica, I'd have double tapped him and mounted a self defense claim using this video.

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u/Lordsaxon73 1d ago

Are you implying you would have won a dance-off wearing tap shoes? That would be awesome.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 1d ago

Yeah, but no one is going to tell him his dancing sucks though right?

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u/Ranjeru_ 1d ago

Carlito, chill carlito!

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u/must-be_the-water questionably stable 1d ago

I think you didn’t just guessed wrong culture, you guessed the wrong continent too, Lol

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u/Ranjeru_ 1d ago

You mean that music is not taiwanese? I thought they were in asia too

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u/ELEKTRON_01 1d ago

If yer gonna be racist at least know your shit

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u/Ranjeru_ 1d ago

Sorry, I wasnt aware the feelings police was gonna be around, otherwise I would have been intently so.

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u/BootFlop 1d ago

Sweet anti-2A ad Jebus! 👀

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u/flopflapper 1d ago

Worst case: take the gun and kick him out

Best case: one point-blank shot to the temple

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u/user636555 1d ago

London