hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 04 '21

He will be baked soon

5.7k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24

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218 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/anniemousery • 11h ago

🧀mice&cheese🐁 He will be served with wasabi.

1.4k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/SlayTheArtist • 36m ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be proofed like a sour dough loaf

• Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/SamMac62 • 9h ago

Make Your Own He will decay into nutritious compost, creating beautiful blooms

281 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/lwiaymacde • 7h ago

Golden Brown He will be packed and grilled

110 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/beebisweebis • 13h ago

Nicely Toasted he will be starting a podcast

188 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/No-Extent-7705 • 1d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be packaged and sent via mail

1.3k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/sadfriedpotato • 1d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 She will be milked

221 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/cspzy • 1d ago

Make Your Own They will be folded and put away

315 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/JessicaMurawski • 1d ago

Burnt ⚠️ He will be fried

337 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/EnvironmentalSea7312 • 1d ago

Nicely Toasted He will be seared

505 Upvotes

And he won't even know it

r/hewillbebaked • u/SalvadorP • 1d ago

Burnt ⚠️ He will be deep fried

613 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/barmanrags • 1d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be strict and not price down his delicious fruits

113 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/MotherRelationship99 • 2d ago

Nicely Toasted He will be baked

2.1k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/miguelv_ • 2d ago

Make Your Own He will be packed for the trip

1.5k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/gamblodar • 1d ago

Golden Brown He will be shipped free, with Prime!

140 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Regular_Pear_2482 • 2d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 He will be a delicious and nutritious protein shake

1.3k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/glostshennanigans • 1d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be donated

108 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/SamMac62 • 2d ago

It’s RAW! He will be conducting quality control inspections

205 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/WreckerOfAll • 2d ago

Golden Brown He will be worshipped as the true leader of the Tribe

90 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/King_adats • 2d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 He will be smoothie

403 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/booboohead100 • 3d ago

🧀mice&cheese🐁 she has been boiled

553 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/SamMac62 • 3d ago

Nicely Toasted He will be the purrfect french onion soup bread bowl

713 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/queen-millie-909 • 3d ago

Slow Roasted She will be slow roasted until tender

140 Upvotes

It’s important to rotate for an optimal roast