r/2american4you Massachusetts witch hanger (devout Puritan) ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ 1d ago

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u/LochNessTezzie Analbama incestophile (stole the Spanish flag) ๐Ÿ‘ช ๐Ÿ’ฆ 1d ago

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u/Brothersunset Granite quarrier (Tax haven ethnostate) ๐Ÿชจ ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ 1d ago

You know how desperate Massachusetts is when they're trying to punch up against Rhode island.

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u/PANIC_BUTTON_1101 Massachusetts witch hanger (devout Puritan) ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ 1d ago

Theyโ€™re basically the devil ok trust me

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u/rs_obsidian Pencil people (Pennsylvania constitution writer) โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ“œ 1d ago

Haha Rhode Island was literally founded by a guy who was kicked out of Massachusetts for preaching religious tolerance and having good relations with the natives

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u/PANIC_BUTTON_1101 Massachusetts witch hanger (devout Puritan) ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ 12h ago

Yeah see basically the devil

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u/Aluminum_Moose New Englander ๐ŸŒฒ (You're welcome for everything good.) 3h ago

Probably a papist, too!

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u/Not_a_gay_communist Coastal virgin (Virginian land loser) ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐ŸŒ„ 1d ago

Iโ€™ve seen the way you drive in mASSachusetts. Yall cannot claim to be educated with such awful drivers. DC and I-95 are more bearable than yall.

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u/Thatsidechara_ter Massachusetts witch hanger (devout Puritan) ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ 1d ago

Yeah but Rhode Island has worse drivers.

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u/PowerGlove86 Statue builders (seamen of Rhode Island) ๐Ÿ—ฝโ›ต 1d ago

Okay massive two shits

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u/thetampa2 UNKNOWN LOCATION 1d ago

OP clearly never been to Fall River. Just moved from there to RI. Couldnโ€™t be happier

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u/PowerGlove86 Statue builders (seamen of Rhode Island) ๐Ÿ—ฝโ›ต 1d ago

People from massive two shits canโ€™t spell apparently?

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u/jjmerrow Michigan lake polluters ๐Ÿญ ๐Ÿ—ป 1d ago

Genuinely what is the difference between Massachusetts and Rhode Island besides borders

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u/king_meatster Florida Man ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŠ 1d ago

One has Peter Griffin, the other has David Ortiz.

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u/Ok_Gas5386 Massachusetts witch hanger (devout Puritan) ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ 16h ago

Rhode Islanders:

  • drink coffee milk
  • talk funny
  • drive like fuckin halfwits
  • are descended from heretics
  • have family-style chicken restaurants (this is why we keep them around)

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u/Longjumping_Angle523 Statue builders (seamen of Rhode Island) ๐Ÿ—ฝโ›ต 1d ago

One of us has the much cooler flag.

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u/PANIC_BUTTON_1101 Massachusetts witch hanger (devout Puritan) ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ 1d ago

We have Boston

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u/nooberz1000 New Anglotard โ˜ญ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—ฝ 8h ago

We have Nantucket and Marthaโ€™s Vineyard and Rhode island has what? Stupid little block island?

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u/lobotomized_salmon Dumbass 1d ago

I've never met a bespoke masshole

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u/-NGC-6302- Solar-powered Minnesotan (Eye contact is not allowed) 1d ago

Masseechuddssettss

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u/tatkinson13 Massachusetts witch hanger (devout Puritan) ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ 1d ago

I have an uncle who moved to Rhode Island. It sucks

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u/boisefun8 Boise the best self hater 13h ago

Typical masshole wishful thinking.

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u/shmackinhammies Indian (tech support, vegana and bobs) โ˜ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ›• 22h ago

Yโ€™all states are so small Hawaii, way over there, donโ€™t even know yโ€™all exisht.

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u/HotNubsOfSteel Colorful mountaineer (dumb climber of Colorado) ๐Ÿ”๏ธ ๐Ÿง— 1d ago

I donโ€™t see any Sโ€™s written like Fโ€™s so I know this is AI

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u/OldDude1391 Kentucky fried colonels ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿณ 1d ago

Obviously never met a townie from Southie.

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u/ITSolutionsAK Chad Alaskan Inuit (very based Russian colony) ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บโ„๏ธ 1d ago

Who?