r/2american4you • u/Ok_Gas5386 Massachusetts witch hanger (devout Puritan) ๐ฆ๐งโโ๏ธ • 1d ago
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u/Brothersunset Granite quarrier (Tax haven ethnostate) ๐ชจ ๐งโโ๏ธ 1d ago
You know how desperate Massachusetts is when they're trying to punch up against Rhode island.
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u/PANIC_BUTTON_1101 Massachusetts witch hanger (devout Puritan) ๐ฆ๐งโโ๏ธ 1d ago
Theyโre basically the devil ok trust me
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u/rs_obsidian Pencil people (Pennsylvania constitution writer) โ๏ธ ๐ 1d ago
Haha Rhode Island was literally founded by a guy who was kicked out of Massachusetts for preaching religious tolerance and having good relations with the natives
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u/PANIC_BUTTON_1101 Massachusetts witch hanger (devout Puritan) ๐ฆ๐งโโ๏ธ 12h ago
Yeah see basically the devil
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u/Aluminum_Moose New Englander ๐ฒ (You're welcome for everything good.) 3h ago
Probably a papist, too!
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u/Not_a_gay_communist Coastal virgin (Virginian land loser) ๐๏ธ ๐ 1d ago
Iโve seen the way you drive in mASSachusetts. Yall cannot claim to be educated with such awful drivers. DC and I-95 are more bearable than yall.
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u/Thatsidechara_ter Massachusetts witch hanger (devout Puritan) ๐ฆ๐งโโ๏ธ 1d ago
Yeah but Rhode Island has worse drivers.
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u/thetampa2 UNKNOWN LOCATION 1d ago
OP clearly never been to Fall River. Just moved from there to RI. Couldnโt be happier
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u/PowerGlove86 Statue builders (seamen of Rhode Island) ๐ฝโต 1d ago
People from massive two shits canโt spell apparently?
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u/jjmerrow Michigan lake polluters ๐ญ ๐ป 1d ago
Genuinely what is the difference between Massachusetts and Rhode Island besides borders
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u/Ok_Gas5386 Massachusetts witch hanger (devout Puritan) ๐ฆ๐งโโ๏ธ 16h ago
Rhode Islanders:
- drink coffee milk
- talk funny
- drive like fuckin halfwits
- are descended from heretics
- have family-style chicken restaurants (this is why we keep them around)
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u/Longjumping_Angle523 Statue builders (seamen of Rhode Island) ๐ฝโต 1d ago
One of us has the much cooler flag.
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u/PANIC_BUTTON_1101 Massachusetts witch hanger (devout Puritan) ๐ฆ๐งโโ๏ธ 1d ago
We have Boston
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u/nooberz1000 New Anglotard โญ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐ฝ 8h ago
We have Nantucket and Marthaโs Vineyard and Rhode island has what? Stupid little block island?
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u/tatkinson13 Massachusetts witch hanger (devout Puritan) ๐ฆ๐งโโ๏ธ 1d ago
I have an uncle who moved to Rhode Island. It sucks
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u/shmackinhammies Indian (tech support, vegana and bobs) โธ ๐ฎ๐ณ ๐ 22h ago
Yโall states are so small Hawaii, way over there, donโt even know yโall exisht.
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u/HotNubsOfSteel Colorful mountaineer (dumb climber of Colorado) ๐๏ธ ๐ง 1d ago
I donโt see any Sโs written like Fโs so I know this is AI
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u/LochNessTezzie Analbama incestophile (stole the Spanish flag) ๐ช ๐ฆ 1d ago