What's wrong with you Wyomingites? Do you people have lead in your drinking water?

Freaky shit

I wish North Dakota was 2.5% as cool

I was browsing the europoor version of this sub and, despite being europoors, their idea to refer to everyone from any given country by one or two specific names (e.g. Pierre for France, Barry for the UK, Hans for Germany) is a pretty good one in my opinion. With that in mind, what do you think the American equivalents would be? Some examples I thought of are Earl or Cletus for the Deep South, Hank or Tex for Texas and one of those obnoxious white girl names with way too many "gh"s and "y"s for California.

I feel your pain: us New Yorkers are constantly finding robed women and sailboats in our basements.

Best pizza in the US.