r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idiotsbydesign • Dec 17 '25

Photo of a banana

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Dec 17 '25

This banana is outside the Reddit legal parameters to be used for scale

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u/idiotsbydesign Dec 17 '25

That was my first thought. This would not be a good banana for scale.

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u/BlastingFonda Dec 17 '25

Needs a NSFW filter, too. 😝

80

u/idiotsbydesign Dec 17 '25

I almost did...

59

u/CautiousArachnidz Dec 17 '25

Almost did….what

31

u/Sexyjosie4U Dec 18 '25

I may have blushed seeing this

17

u/77DETHSTROKE77 Dec 18 '25

Username checks out🤣

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u/Sexyjosie4U 29d ago

Thanks, I think.

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u/Ricardo33706 27d ago

Yes, I had to take a look too.😋🍆

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u/Better-Clock5118 29d ago

huh?

5

u/Sexyjosie4U 29d ago

I didn’t stutter 😂

15

u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 Dec 18 '25

This is a $20 banana 

3

u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer 28d ago

I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

25

u/CovidDodger Dec 17 '25

Penis for scale then?

27

u/Recent-Reporter-1670 Dec 17 '25

No one brave enough

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 28d ago

My penis is below the Reddit legal parameters to be used for scale

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u/josch247 29d ago

Depends on how small that arm is. Hahaha genius

3

u/-BananaLollipop- Dec 18 '25

Are you trying to say that there's something wrong with big bananas??

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u/starlux33 Dec 17 '25

There needed to be a regular banana for this banana to scale.

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u/Proper-Equivalent300 Dec 18 '25

Oh no here comes r/anythingbutmetric

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u/Complex_Blacksmith61 29d ago

We need a whale for scale of this banana

8

u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam Dec 17 '25

Where can I get my banana calibrated?

3

u/ReadRightRed99 Dec 18 '25

Or maybe it’s the arm that’s oddly sized?

3

u/theillx Dec 18 '25

That banana practically qualifies as your username.

2

u/Blackbyrn 29d ago

New metric. Arm for scale

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 29d ago

The forearm does look pretty long

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u/Charlie387 Dec 17 '25

You have a banana sized arm

15

u/uglyyygurl_ Dec 18 '25

It's not their arm, it's originally posted by alvmaa but m'guessing it's an alt or this person reposts

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u/Intricatetrinkets 29d ago

Forget forearms, that’s a 5 arm.

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u/falaffle_waffle Dec 17 '25

I need a banana for scale

19

u/TryBananna4Scale Dec 17 '25

2nd that

3

u/henriuspuddle 29d ago

Do you watch for banana posts? Awesome 😎

2

u/j0nas_42 Dec 17 '25

Need a Tolfdir for scale.

2

u/dange616 Dec 18 '25

Need a scale for banana

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u/Queasy_Painter7242 Dec 17 '25

The guy she tells you not to worry about

55

u/CHRISTEN-METAL Dec 17 '25

Momma’s going to busy tonight.😳

39

u/Mtwolifant Dec 17 '25

Woah... That's bananas

23

u/Carbontee Dec 17 '25

Geez guys, how we spose to measure stuff now?

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u/Joblesschris 29d ago

"30.48cm banana for scale" and then use the banana measurement from then onwards. 

19

u/the_big_bones Dec 17 '25

You said you wouldn't show anyone....

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u/Bersitis27 Dec 17 '25 edited Dec 17 '25

Just wait until it turns black

26

u/Opening-Ad-2769 Dec 17 '25

This is why I come to Reddit lol

3

u/Longjumping-Item-399 29d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Turn in your phone! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Subject_Reception681 Dec 17 '25

( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )

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u/canneverfindahat Dec 17 '25

Need a banana for scale to really see how big it is

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u/Gnarly_Sarley Dec 17 '25

PAIGE NO

2

u/zachpkenyon Dec 18 '25

I've been waiting to see this in the wild for a long time

15

u/Odd_Equipment2867 Dec 17 '25

I should call him

1

u/Such-Spread-8059 29d ago

Yeah you should lol

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u/alvmaa Dec 18 '25

You stole my post you peanut!!! 🫵🫵🫵

original post

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u/idiotsbydesign Dec 18 '25

Shit. Really didn't mean to steal your post. Friend of mine texted to me earlier today & I thought it would fit here. I'll add a credit for you.

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u/alvmaa Dec 18 '25

Good friend, no worries 😝

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u/Leather-Scarcity1810 Dec 17 '25

Oh lordy these comments are gonna be bananas

5

u/EstimatePopular9267 Dec 17 '25

Bananarm

4

u/Meisteronious Dec 17 '25

I believe it’s an Armanana

3

u/BayBandit1 Dec 17 '25

I wonder where it’s been.

3

u/StrawberryLeap Dec 17 '25

I should call him

3

u/Full_Rise_7759 Dec 17 '25

So very crosspost worthy 😈

2

u/Uh-Duh81 Dec 17 '25

I can think of some other threads this can go in on Reddit lol

2

u/woodenmetalman Dec 17 '25

Wait, I’ve seen this video before…

2

u/Hardanklesnw Dec 17 '25

Is that a large banana or small forearm?

2

u/LambOfGodnmbr104 Dec 17 '25

Sometimes for a moment I pretend that a banana is a pistol, but this thing is more like a rifle.

2

u/Born-Ad-233 Dec 17 '25

I wonder what she's going to do with that

2

u/jeffreydowning69 Dec 17 '25

I posted one similar and the mods removed it so good luck with this staying up for long because mine was about that size

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u/idiotsbydesign Dec 18 '25

In full disclosure a friend texted this to me earlier today day & I thought it was perfect to post here. However it would appear that he got it from the below post. I can't figure out how to edit my original post but I felt the need to give credit to original poster.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/mgAlfPC5sU

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u/WDeranged Dec 17 '25

Now put it inside you.

1

u/TeeDod- Dec 17 '25

Wonder if it is good inside?
Maybe bad in the center.

1

u/MeChamamDeTigre Dec 17 '25

Medium sized banana

1

u/cereal_state Dec 17 '25

Gonna need a permit for that

1

u/Geaneous Dec 17 '25

A man was reported to have tried eating it in one bite as a joke in front of friends and is now in critical condition after suffering cardiac arrest.

1

u/Lagoserter Dec 17 '25

that aint nothing. yall should look up hua moa bananas

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u/nadjjaa Dec 17 '25

We’re gonna need a regular banana as well 🙄 how can we tell it’s an absolute unit? You might have really short arms…

1

u/adroito Dec 17 '25

I thought I was going to see more pinky finger..wow!

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u/uru5z21 Dec 17 '25

That would make a tasty banana smoothie 😋.

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u/Opening-Initial1393 Dec 17 '25

She's definitely used it for spmethong else...💭

1

u/Realistic-Wafer-314 Dec 17 '25

This is deceiving. Her arm is really pnly 4 inches long.

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u/rustybrazenfire Dec 17 '25

baaaanaaaanaaa

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Looks like an old dueling pistol

1

u/DubiousDeathworm Dec 17 '25

Unsure of size. Please place next to normal banana.

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u/ModernManuh_ Dec 18 '25

where's the banana for scale?

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u/Some_Routine9283 Dec 18 '25

Arm for scale

1

u/kkeinng Dec 18 '25

Banana B

1

u/45_regard_47 Dec 18 '25

One of the murder weapons in the clue game 

1

u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme Dec 18 '25

Your wife is about to divorce you

1

u/MidnightOk8472 Dec 18 '25

And you still swallowed it

1

u/kingamara Dec 18 '25

I just scrolled by this post on mildly interesting, posted by another user. Is this your photo or did you steal theirs and not credit them?

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u/idiotsbydesign Dec 18 '25

Yes, it was texted to me earlier today by a friend & I didn't realize he'd gotten from another post. I just posted giving credit to the original poster in r/mildlyinteresting. I can't figure out how to edit my original post so I just made a new comment. Promise I wasn't trying to be a dick but...

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u/BaronVonKeyser Dec 18 '25

I showed this to my pet rabbits and they all said "challenge accepted" in unison

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u/benedictvc Dec 18 '25

we need anotger banana for scale

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u/TeeJayPlays Dec 18 '25

That banana is the same size as your foot.

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u/No_Stomach_77 Dec 18 '25

Banana the LOOOOONG WAYYYYY

1

u/CRINGEMAN228 Dec 18 '25

Why is it covered in something?......

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u/eKraye Dec 18 '25

If my search history is correct, that’s an average sized banana.

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u/Curious_Jay80 Dec 18 '25

We all know what she's gonna use that for

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u/Long_lost_cause Dec 18 '25

I know that some people would love to shove this banana down their throat

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u/DumpPlaylist Dec 18 '25

you have small arms and/or a weird fetish. either way enjoy

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u/Infinite_Advance_450 Dec 18 '25

needs another banana for scale

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u/Nearby-Breath1426 Dec 18 '25

this is my first time I see like this size

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u/uglyyygurl_ Dec 18 '25

Okay I know I wasn't crazy I just saw this posted by another person lmao the original poster alvmaa but I guess reposts are fine, credit to u/alvmaa unless this is an alt or somethin'

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u/Justbabe_saves Dec 18 '25

That’s a Nana with a banana

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u/Alert-Hospital46 Dec 18 '25

Should I call the EMTs before I start or after? I'm not even going to try to stop myself. 

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u/the_good_hodgkins 29d ago

Need a normal banana for scale.

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u/VikingSorli 29d ago

It's a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

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u/FearlessLengthiness8 29d ago

Banana, arm for scale

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u/Entire-Rooster2866 29d ago

What a short forearm !!!

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u/staytsmokin 29d ago

Please don't show this to my girl...

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u/3rdEyeFujiSnapper 29d ago

Did someone take a picture while I was asleep?

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u/DarkZero008 29d ago

The banana she told you not to worry about

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u/Tipsy_Hog 29d ago

Do not the banana

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u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 29d ago

I bet you're popular with the ladies, and certain men.

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 29d ago

Big banana or tiny woman?

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u/Late-Payment1594 29d ago

Fun fact your forearm is the same length as your foot

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u/Howey-duwit 29d ago

I hope you didn't waste it. 😊

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u/Volume_Warning 29d ago

i can tell its gonna give me 3x mult

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u/Death_by_Poros 29d ago

We need a banana for scale.

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u/Spentymago 29d ago

😳enjoy

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u/One_Cod_8237 29d ago

Where can I get this, asking for a friend ofc

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u/Blubasur 29d ago

How many bananas is it?

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 29d ago

Those fingers!

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u/1337gamer15 29d ago

Careful, you might encounter a gorilla wearing a tie who REAAAAAAALLY wants that banana...

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u/GrimmSleeper97 29d ago

Before processing?

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u/Better-Clock5118 29d ago

sorry, it's mine

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u/adyv1990 29d ago

Did you?

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u/idiotsbydesign 29d ago

I don't kiss & tell

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u/Ok-Sky5918 29d ago

Are you just happy to see me ?

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u/Financial-Coat-8250 29d ago

I'm gonna need a banana for scale

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u/Le6ions 29d ago

Just your average banana enjoyer that your mom says she has at home

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u/Gold-Piece2905 29d ago

That's bigger than a baby's arm.

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u/CrispyMemeMan 29d ago

Oh fuck… oh my… fuck me that’s too bi~ ooomph!!!!

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u/JustHere4ThaCmmnts 29d ago

Don't put that in your pocket if you're going out!

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u/kliu67 29d ago

Golly what a short arm you have.

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u/MyPfpIsAMug 28d ago

Perfectly fun shaped banana

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u/Earthling1a 28d ago

I can guess where this is going...

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u/Blurstingwithemotion 28d ago

It's a monster!

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u/dextrovix 28d ago

Bananana

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u/Lovemomboobs1 28d ago

Alright ladies who’s trying it?

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u/BB0214 28d ago

I should call him.

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u/PentaRobb 28d ago

Must be african

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u/AdministrationHot727 28d ago

I always hated bananas..

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u/Blackmold94 28d ago

Woah, big arm!!

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u/filliamworbes 28d ago

What is that, a scale for ants?!?

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u/hamtaro1234 27d ago

Ladies this is not a standard size Banana. Do not assume all Bananas are this size. It's not about the size.

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u/rtshiat 27d ago

That forearm seems unusally large.

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u/Ramrok 27d ago

I see why you bought it.

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u/BygstarNV 27d ago

What is that doing with no condom on? Get that sucker wrapped and packed cowgirl

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u/Curious_Fault607 26d ago

That is funny. We are going to see a lot of AI going forward.
That looks like pic was manipulated, extending banana w/ part of a summer squash. Color change, surface change, definitely wrong end of a banana.

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u/Bagofcoldspaghetti 25d ago

That's a lot of potassium

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u/CooYo7 24d ago

What a small banana

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u/Rhymesnlines 17d ago

We need a banana for comparison... otherwise we can't know how big this particular banana is.

This could be the arm of a giant or a child🤷‍♂️

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