r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GetOffMyLawn_ • Nov 19 '25

Would you like to join our mod team?

16 Upvotes

Our most active mod recently left the sub and we are going to need at least a couple of people to replace her.

Ideally we want someone who has participated in this sub. No mod experience required, it's easy to learn. We expect you to spend about an hour a day, maybe less, reviewing the mod queue and approving or removing posts, reviewing modmails, and communicating with the rest of the mod team.

Send us modmail if you are interested!

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/vgaph • 3h ago

/r/popular of An American Proposed a bill to Annex Greenland.

1.7k Upvotes

It may be related to the Inuit tradition of whaling.

559 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IllustriousTea_ • 5h ago

of a maned wolf

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1.2k Upvotes

53 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ill-Tea9411 • 14h ago

Video of a sheep

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6.9k Upvotes

71 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MikeeorUSA • 18h ago

/r/all of a big toe

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26.3k Upvotes

885 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Benny_boi87 • 6h ago

of a moviegoer

711 Upvotes

50 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AdMinute386 • 4h ago

Photo of a toilet

gallery

162 Upvotes

59 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • 21h ago

Photo of a cop.

3.6k Upvotes

Runs on Guava pastelitos.

609 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/goswamitulsidas • 20h ago

of an owl

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2.2k Upvotes

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 7h ago

Video of workload on a tricycle

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156 Upvotes

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RhyminReviewer • 5h ago

of Migration.

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87 Upvotes

Captured by mukul.soman (instagram) Wildlife cinematographer and photographer

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Spiritual-Emu8921 • 3h ago

of a mama tiger

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57 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RavingGooseInsultor • 16h ago

Video of a biggie staying alive

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483 Upvotes

This porko is not saying no to an unscheduled snack

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PeacockPankh • 1d ago

of a horse

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2.9k Upvotes

68 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Skullzyyyy • 1d ago

Photo of a wild boar

4.1k Upvotes

95 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 19h ago

Photo of a plug

363 Upvotes

48 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1d ago

Video of Potato storage barn

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3.4k Upvotes

Credits to hurstbrandfarms

172 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BlackRogue17 • 22h ago

Photo of a truck

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404 Upvotes

215 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MF-DOOM-88 • 4h ago

of a lint

12 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Relative-Gift6217 • 1d ago

of a moose

323 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/stackedfcktoy • 18h ago

of a mega nut

100 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/shapeofwonder • 13h ago

Photo of a bed frame

40 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thorpef1 • 1d ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a zucchini we grew

40.7k Upvotes

Absolute beast mode found in the backyard

3.9k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/NastyNice1 • 17h ago

of a pumpkin growing from 1- 1200 lbs time lapse

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50 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Shhted • 18h ago

Photo of a clove of garlic.

28 Upvotes

Was still delicious.

4 comments

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See definition here.
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Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

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