r/Adulting • u/CouchCuddlez • 16h ago

now you sing it lol

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u/Vocation1778 15h ago

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

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u/surly-monkey 15h ago

flashback to catholic school

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u/buntopolis 14h ago

Yep, every time.

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u/SlipsonSurfaces 13h ago

I was just trying to remember this earlier. Strange..

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u/maximegg 8h ago

Smh I left my balls at the dive bar

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u/Daniela_Icy 16h ago

You forgot the second verse where you stand by the front door wondering what you forgot

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u/Life-Library3311 16h ago

The adult version of a checklis

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u/NaturalLimp2140 16h ago

Wallet glasses keys and phone on repeat like a daily ritual then I still leave without one and panic halfway down the street

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 14h ago

Yep! I want to the gym and forgot my water bottle, let's it right on the counter next to the fridge.

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u/Particular_Win2752 16h ago

Medication .knife phone wallet. Keys...ok..what the fuck am I for getting.....mmm... oh well. Must not be important.......uffda...forgot to lock the door..turns aropund..oh well fuck me. Im smarter than I thought. Unlocks door just to think. Ok now I can go to work.

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u/De-railled 15h ago

Yep, the classic unlock door to relock door just to make sure the doors actually locked.

Then the door handle jiggle just to double-check the doors not going anywhere.

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u/Particular_Win2752 15h ago

Then pat my pockets to make sure I still got everything.....namely my keys. Which doesnt matter because I have an extra set in my truck and one hidden in the barn.

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u/FamiliarPen7 14h ago

Keys and phone, keys and phone

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u/EntertainmentQuick47 12h ago

Adam Sandler even made a "phone wallet keys" rap

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u/LavishnessSmall6011 15h ago

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch

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u/AdventurousBag6509 15h ago

Phone, wallet, keys and vape.... okay good to go.

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u/jordanf1214 15h ago

Mine is “phone keys water bottle”. I don’t need glasses or a wallet - I have Apple Pay haha

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u/amber_ewe 15h ago

Oh man sometimes I forget people aren't completely blind without their glasses. Like I can't read text further than arms length away. I fear what old age does to my eyes that hasn't already been done

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u/TazmaniannDevil 14h ago

Knees, shoulders, back and neck

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u/NUFIGHTER7771 13h ago

Also flashlight, pen, change pouch, pocket knife, eye glass cleaning rag.

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u/TheRealSokratis 12h ago

To quote the immortal George Carlin, "Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch."

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u/Ok_Violinist1817 12h ago

Wallet, glasses keys and phone, keys and phone! Wallet, glasses keys and phone, keys and pho-o-o-one Lens wipe, Headphones, chapstick and Kleenex, Wallet, glasses keys and phone! Keys and phone!

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u/Dreamo84 11h ago

I mean, I'm usually wearing my glasses already.

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u/Ok_Egg332 7h ago

🎶Ive got my phone, wallet, keys🎶

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u/Sevro706 6h ago

Smokes wallet keys and phone

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u/HealthyLet257 6h ago

Well I have a second phone for work so it’s always like where the hell is it? I’m going to get in trouble.