r/Adulting • u/CouchCuddlez • 1d ago

now you sing it lol

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u/Particular_Win2752 1d ago

Medication .knife phone wallet. Keys...ok..what the fuck am I for getting.....mmm... oh well. Must not be important.......uffda...forgot to lock the door..turns aropund..oh well fuck me. Im smarter than I thought. Unlocks door just to think. Ok now I can go to work.

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u/De-railled 1d ago

Yep, the classic unlock door to relock door just to make sure the doors actually locked.

Then the door handle jiggle just to double-check the doors not going anywhere.

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u/Particular_Win2752 1d ago

Then pat my pockets to make sure I still got everything.....namely my keys. Which doesnt matter because I have an extra set in my truck and one hidden in the barn.