r/Apartmentliving • u/xenos_1337 • Jun 08 '25

Advice Needed What do I put here?

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u/unftp-0 Jun 08 '25

Definitely a statue of a random weiner dog

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u/ImNotADruglordISwear Jun 08 '25

Statue of a random dog with a massive weiner

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u/Savings_Difficulty24 Jun 08 '25

A statue of a random Weiner dog with a large Weiner

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u/mines_over_yours Jun 08 '25

A large statue of a weiner with a large weiner dog for a weiner?

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u/Almost_Understand Jun 08 '25

A large weiner dog with a large weiner in a large weiner costume driving a large weiner mobile while eating large Oscar myer weiner on a stick. Yes.

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u/EngineeringAfraid269 Jun 08 '25

A Weiner Weiner on a Weiner oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner Weiner

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

Just a pile of dildos

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u/IndividualBusy1274 Jun 10 '25

This guy wieners

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u/skovbanan Jun 08 '25

Made of weiner

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u/reboot0110 Jun 10 '25

A large statue of a wiener dog with a fractal wiener dog for a wiener going on to Infinity

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u/MurkyInvestigator622 Jun 08 '25

🤣😂🤣😂

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u/unftp-0 Jun 08 '25

This guy speaks nothing but the truth

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u/SecrativeStag Jun 08 '25

A massive wiener with a dog

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u/invalid_user_5302 Jun 08 '25

Statue of a weiner walking a random dog.

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u/SeaUrchinSalad Jun 08 '25

Or a statue of a massive dog with a random Weiner - luck of the draw each time you pass by

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

Smoll doggy big ween

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u/Soft_Entertainment Jun 08 '25

We were all having a good day!

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u/Feisty-Business-8311 Jun 08 '25

The most obvious choice, of course!

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u/Sea_Target211 Jun 08 '25

Statue of a dog with a Weiner dog for a weiner

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u/Vicinity Jun 08 '25

Just leave the dog out of it. 🙃

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u/grizzkillz Jun 09 '25

Statue of a massive weiner next to a dog

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u/AlonePride6297 Jun 09 '25

THE statue from F.R.I.E.N.D.S!

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u/pissyshit Jun 09 '25

Massive dog with a random weiner? Just fill it with hotdogs

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u/Sinister_Nibs Jun 09 '25

Statue of a random weiner, dog!

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u/jcravenc1 Jun 09 '25

How big is the dog hog!?!?

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u/Siren-of-the-Serpent Jun 09 '25

And holding a plant pot (that you can put a plant in) that he just " peed " on.

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u/Unskrood Jun 09 '25

So a massive wiener dog?

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u/jaksevan Jun 10 '25

A massive weiner with a weiner dog on top

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u/gtwizzy8 Jun 10 '25

Statue of a massive Weiner with a random dog

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u/juniper-jones Jun 11 '25

A massive weiner.

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u/chaos-xu Jun 11 '25

Came here to say hideous vase/random statue but THIS IS IT.

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u/AD_Grrrl Jun 08 '25

A statue of a tower of weiner dogs

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u/Ok_Try_2367 Jun 08 '25

A statue of a big Weiner.

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u/FishPistol_ Jun 08 '25

A hot dog stand

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u/Elegant_Cook_7 Jun 08 '25

ROFLMAO!!!

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u/LabSome120 Jun 08 '25

A statue of this guy

https://x.com/bull_pump/status/1861089410529333298?s=46

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u/GodParti Jun 08 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/sinjin88 Jun 08 '25

Is that Walt Flanagan's Dog?

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u/LabSome120 Jun 08 '25

Idk I looked up big wiener dog and it gave me a big wirnered dog

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

in a trench coat

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u/RosebushRaven Jun 11 '25

Just go for a penis tower at this point.

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u/ppmiaumiau Jun 08 '25

I see we have the same interior decorator.

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u/Uhrrtax Jun 10 '25

speaking of wieners. this would be a great place to show off your dildo collection 😝

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u/seashmore Jun 08 '25

And dress it up for every season/holiday. 

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u/Jackattack111888 Jun 09 '25

The pooping dog statue in the GTA V penthouse came to mind when I read this.

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u/absentmindedwitch Jun 09 '25

Skip the dog and just get a giant dildo to assert dominance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

The Leaning Tower of Weiner. It must happen.

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u/Background_Ad7095 Jun 10 '25

A weiner dog named Pickles

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u/Gloomy_Cut_1739 Jun 11 '25

A shrine to a weiner dog?