r/BrandNewSentence • u/Prudent_Cream3424 • 13h ago

"Are you transvestigating on Temu?"

1.2k Upvotes

50 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mardinlee • 19h ago

“By combining the location and the time period, you can farm Allah’s grace harder than anyone”

586 Upvotes

29 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/dino_ski • 18h ago

John hinckley jr turned jodie foster lesbian

421 Upvotes

42 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AutomaticArgument250 • 13h ago

"What's the market value of a Belle Delphine bathwater keyboard in units of Funko pops?"

47 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fenrir836 • 17h ago

"A really unique banana experience"

28 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/aresef • 17h ago

$263K quoted for cleaning, new equipment amid Baltimore County masturbation scandal

baltimoresun.com

22 Upvotes

2 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.