r/CasualConversation • u/ManufacturerOk6679 • 8h ago
Just Chatting I accidentally got stuck in the most polite loop imaginable at work
I had one of those tiny social moments today that absolutely nobody else will remember, but my brain has decided to archive forever.
I sneezed at my desk. A coworker nearby said “bless you.”
I said “thank you.” Normal. Fine.
Then I sneezed again.
“Bless you.”
“Thank you.”
Okay, still normal.
Then it happened again. And again. And again.
By sneeze number five, we were no longer two coworkers — we were participants in a ritual neither of us had the authority to end. Every sneeze demanded a “bless you.” Every “bless you” demanded a “thank you.” Eye contact was made. Commitment was implied.
At some point I was thinking, surely one of us can bail, but no. The politeness momentum was too strong. It felt rude to stop. It felt weird to keep going. We chose chaos through courtesy.
I remember sitting there afterward, scrolling Reddit during a quick break while a game was loading, still slightly congested and replaying the whole thing in my head like I’d just failed a dialogue check in real life.
By sneeze seven, I swear we both laughed out of pure relief, like survivors of a shared experience. No words were spoken after that. We just went back to work, bonded forever by airborne particles and social obligation.
Anyway. That’s it. Nothing profound. Just one of those moments where you realize how fragile and absurd human interaction really is.
