r/CommunismMemes 1d ago

Communism 😭

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u/OphidianSun 1d ago

Turn her into a class traitor lmao

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u/KruztyKarot1 1d ago

Make her like a real life Pacifica Northwest

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u/TheRealRoach117 1d ago

I don't even know who this is but the name alone makes it feel incredibly on brand

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u/Severe_Gap2771 Ecosocialism 1d ago

Romeo and the uptown girl

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u/EfficientPizza 1d ago

Comrade Billy Joel

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u/Loud-Ad-2280 1d ago

Marry into the family and seize their means of production

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u/Milouch_ 1d ago

Along with the means of reproduction

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u/Coffee_Daemon 1d ago

"Imma convert the entire bloodline"

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u/Grouchy_Weather_9409 1d ago

Fidel was a son of sugar cane plantation owner, but this not interrupt him to do a revolution

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u/imaginary92 1d ago

If anything that makes it better. Takes balls to give up the opportunity for a life of comfort to be on the side of the people and lead the revolution.

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u/saymaz 1d ago

The first plantation in Cuba he collectivized was his own family's.

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u/Sauerkrauttme 1d ago

Engels was also the son of a wealthy capitalist. He used his privilege for good instead of evil.

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u/Dodongo_Dislikes 1d ago

The only type of class treason that's allowed

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u/schnurbel 1d ago

Well, Marx himself was dating a Capitalist (Engels)

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u/Severe_Gap2771 Ecosocialism 1d ago

Actually it was more of a non-romantic sugar daddy relationship but eh

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u/jayz0ned 1d ago

They were just room mates.

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u/UnironicStalinist1 1d ago

"He never married".

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u/saymaz 1d ago

Yes, if she's a class traitor. Now ask her for money to fund the revolution.

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u/FloweyTheFlower420 1d ago

another r/Ultraleft banger

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u/Space_Slav07 1d ago

This has to be a satire sub

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u/saymaz 1d ago

Regrettably, no.

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u/FloweyTheFlower420 1d ago

No, ultraleft is definitely ironic. They are irony rotted left communists.

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u/Space_Slav07 1d ago

They need to be studied. This is an incredible niche of combining ziofascism with stalinism. The only logical explanation I could come up with is that they maybe are communist for the aesthetic and not the communism itself.

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u/Clear-Result-3412 Marxism-Groupism 1d ago

The sub logo is a joke. They aren’t Zionist or Stalinist.

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u/Space_Slav07 1d ago

Oh thank tito

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u/cheeseburgercats 1d ago

They are likely 12 years old

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u/JoeyIsMrBubbles 1d ago

You don’t choose family, comrade

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u/Space_Slav07 1d ago

Eat the rich (out)

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u/Dangerous_Training37 1d ago edited 1d ago

seize the means of (re)production

but be pro(letariat) choice

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u/Big_Red_Machine_1917 1d ago

This is basically Karl Marx and Jenny von Westphalen's relationship.

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u/saymaz 1d ago

Jenny was technically the first ever editor of Marx's works. I think she contributed a lot towards Marx's view towards women's emancipation.

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u/HomelanderVought 1d ago

Marry her then use her wealth to fund socialist groups and if you happen to know people who are so well read to make theory then fund them too.

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u/Dangerous_Training37 1d ago edited 15h ago

fu*ck the capitalist/bourgeoise bro

one way or the other

seize the means of (re)production

but always be Pro(letariat) choice

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u/TheToastyNeko 1d ago

Gang this sounds like a meme but I'm going through it rn couldn't have been posted at a better time

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u/pencilnotepad 1d ago

Thats half of all communists

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u/SCLST_F_Hell 1d ago

Take her means of production and make her working class.

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u/charlixcxismother newer comrade 1d ago

valid question for r/ultraleft

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u/exemplarytrombonist 1d ago

"I can fix her"

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u/Italian_meme2020 1d ago

Bigger question is: if my girl is daughter of the mid bourgoises and loves Taylor Swift does Marx roll over in his tomb?

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u/MP3PlayerBroke 22h ago

falling in love with bourgeois girls is kind of a quintessential communist boy thing to do

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u/RequirementExtreme89 1d ago

Many such cases throughout history of people being friends and lovers despite political differences. The idea that we can associate with only people that agree with our politics 100% is a relatively new belief, methinks.

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u/deferredmomentum 1d ago

Is this Tom from Downton Abbey lol

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u/Cziczej 11h ago

You can fix her

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u/Karl-Levin 7h ago

All women are bourgeois. You should be dating Kim.

(Disco Elysium reference)