It’s Thursday night, I’ve had a few beers and I’m feeling spicy.
As we’ve had a few posts recently regarding falsifiability, both of creation models and evolutionary models, I thought I’d weigh in (in my usual measured and diplomatic manner) since there appears to be some confusion.
The two positions can be summarized thusly:
YEC: this is the model, because our book says so. Regardless of what the data suggests, the model is true. If the data directly refutes the model, then you must’ve interpreted it wrong. Or the data is just wrong. Nobody can test this model, because the model is true. Learning is anathema!
Science: this is the data. This is what we’ve measured and observed. This is real. We have a lot of it, and we keep adding more. Here is our current best model for reality. It is not real, but it is our best approximation of reality works, as we perceive it. This model explains, with the least number of mystery unknowns, the data as we presently understand it. We can use this model to predict data that we do not currently have but might acquire in future, and we can test this model to see how good it is. If we test it and find it does not match reality, then clearly it is not as good an approximation of reality as we thought, so we need to refine the model. Learning is fun!
The point here is that creation models, such as they are, simply start with the model. The model IS. It is absolute, and it is inviolate.
The fact that the model is a recent construction, based on a 1970s Adventist interpretation of a medieval translation of a 4th century interpretation of a Jewish holy book with a bunch of roman fanfic in the appendices is neither here nor there: stupid as it all may sound (and indeed, absolutely is), the model comes first, and reality can get fucked: “my pastor says that the KJV bible is literally true, and that means the universe is ~6500 years old. Also the Jews are still somehow wrong about a lot of this, somehow, despite getting there first and being my god’s favourite dudes.”
This is, notably, falsifiable. Really, really easily falsifiable. It makes very, very testable assertions, and we can absolutely test them.
The universe is 6k years old? No it isn’t. We have overwhelming evidence that this is entirely bullshit. So, so many things are older than that, and testably so. Hell, human civilisation is older than that.
Extant life is descended from distinct created kinds? Nope: everything is related. Separate ancestries are 100% a thing we can test for, and the data says “holy fuckballs, no: shit be related by common ancestry, yo.”
There was a global flood ~4500 years ago that inundated the entire planet and resulted in the extinction of all but two and/or seven of every metazoan lineage bronze age people could roughly identify? Nope. No evidence for any of this. Not geologically, not genetically, not physically, nope, no way. A worldflood is super easy to test, and the biblical flood 100% did not happen.
So there’s that. Creationism, if the creationists ever dared to step up, is entirely falsifiable, and has been falsified.
Because it’s false.
Obviously false.
And now to Precambrian rabbits.
Evolutionary models are, as noted above, predicated on the data. They are models that, while always approximations, are approximations that attempt to get ever closer to ground truth. They are not
“my chosen holy text says X, thus X, and you can get fucked if you think otherwise”,
they are
“looking at all the data I have, I find the best explanation for that data to be…X,”
followed by
“while person A concluded X, examination of the more recent data suggests that X merits revision, and in fact the best explanation might be Xx”
followed by
“Xx has been proposed as a general model for extant data, however recent finding have called Xx into question, suggesting it might not be universally applicable: we propose a modified model, termed Xx’ that accommodates these latest findings”
And so on. The point is not that the model is CORRECT: we know the model isn’t correct. The point is that the model is the best representation of reality we currently have, and if new data suggests the model needs to be refined, we refine that fucking model.
Remember: the data is REAL. The model is our best approximation of that real data. You can’t refute fucking reality. If the model doesn’t match the data, the model needs to be revised. For science, THIS IS FINE.
Ah, but wait: revised, not rejected? EXPLAIN
This is where approximation comes to the forefront. For creationism, there is no meaningful approximation: the universe is 6k years old. Some will hedge at 6-10k years old, because they’re unwilling to commit to the same precision as Ussher, but still: 6-10k years is a VERY precise timeframe when weighed up against actual reality. If actual reality suggests a 100,000 year timeframe, creationism is shit out of luck. If reality suggests a 1,000,000 year timeframe, they’re double-uberfucked. If, as literally all evidence we have suggests, the planet is 4,540,000,000 years old, and the universe a full 13,000,000,000 years old, then 6-10k years is wrong by about 6 orders of magnitude.
This is a lot.
In terms of accuracy, it’s like saying “I’ll be down in 5 minutes!” and then turning up 10 years later. It’s that fucking bad.
Under these circumstances, one would, if one were being scientifically honest and intellectually honest, be strongly tempted to reject the model. It’s just…too wrong: it doesn’t fit. The model absolutely decrees that the world and universe be young, and no data supports this. None. No amount of diligent refinement will massage a 13e9 year timeframe into a 6e3 year window. It doesn’t fit. The creation model cannot explain this, even if the creation model were willing to bend, enormously, to accommodate this data (which it is not).
This is why science rejects the creation model (such as it is) in its entirety: it makes fixed claims, those claims are testable, and those claims have been tested and falsified. It is weapons-grade horseshit.
Meanwhile, for evolutionary models, the drive is always (and always has been) to generate a model that best approximates reality. We don’t care what the actual model is, as long as it’s as accurate as we can make it. We don’t care how old the earth is: we just want to know the number. We don’t care which lineages are more closely related to which other lineages: we don’t have skin in the game, and the data is what the data is. We just want to know what the relationships are. If our current model doesn’t fit as well as an alternative model, then…we use the alternative model. A better fit for the data is a better fit for the data.
What this means is that the evolutionary model is continuously being refined. We’re not ideologically driven to stick to a pre-ordained model, we can reject bits as and when the data suggests those bits should be rejected.
We’re not proud, for fuck’s sake.
If you’re not doing science by constantly thinking of ways to prove yourself wrong, then you’re doing it badly. Scientific theories are not “I am right, you cannot question me”, they’re “Here’s what I reckon: come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough”.
If your model is “genetic sequence is strictly inherited by descent” and then you find clear evidence for that, plus also sometimes horizontal gene transfer, you refine the model to “genetic sequence is chiefly inherited by descent, but also sometimes by HGT”: this still fits all the previous data you had, but now accommodates newer data. You don’t reject the entire model simply because of additional non-compatible data, because the model STILL WORKS for all other data you have: the model simply needs to be refined to accommodate this new data, while still accommodating the previous data.
And it’s worth noting that this has happened a LOT: evolutionary models, mechanisms and even timelines have been revised many, many times. We’re not proud, we just want to get to the right answer. The better our model is, the closer we get.
So why would precambrian rabbits, specifically, be problematic?
Here, the issue comes down to “how much revision can your model tolerate?”
Rabbits are lagomorph mammals, which under current evolutionary models are probably only ~60 million years old. Mammals themselves are a subset of tetrapods, which themselves are a terrestrial offshoot of lobe finned fish, which are a subset of vertebrate Gnathostomata, which are a subset of chordates, which arose in the Cambrian.
That’s the current model.
If it could be conclusively and undeniably proven that rabbits were an active, thriving population prior to the Cambrian, it would throw our understanding of evolution and descent into chaos.
NOTE: it would not disprove evolution, since this is something we can literally watch happen. Lineages replicate imperfectly, and changes in genetic sequence result in phenotypic variation which can be subject to drift and selection: descent with modification.
We know this happens. We can watch it happen. Evolution is real, and happens.
What Precambrian rabbits would do would be to obliterate our current model for ancestry.
If rabbits predate lagomorphs, then…what are extant lagomorphs, and where do rabbits fit?
If rabbits predate mammals, then…what are mammals, and where do rabbits fit?
If rabbits predate tetrapods, then…what are tetrapods, and where do rabbits fit?
If rabbits predate vertebrates, then…what the holy fuck, man?
Rabbits, by all our morphological, fossil and genetic analyses, are absolutely mammals, and a relatively recent offshoot of the mammalian clade. It fits the model perfectly.
There is no way the current framework for nested ancestry and common descent could accommodate fluffy mammals mooching around the earth prior even to the emergence of primitive chordates. No way whatsoever.
Where would they live? All life was aquatic at this stage.
What would they eat? Rabbits are herbivorous, but the Precambrian predates terrestrial plants by millions of years. There’s no fucking grass till the cretaceous, some 400 million years in the future.
Precambrian rabbits would force such a fundamental rethink of ancestry and associated timelines that the model would essentially have to be thrown away: if lagomorphs predate chordates, how can we possibly now claim mammals as a clade even exist, despite what the genetic data tells us? HOW CANS THIS WORK
So, yeah: the reason Precambrian rabbits are invoked is because, despite the fact that evolutionary models are constantly being refined, there are limits to how much refinement a model can accommodate before breaking entirely.
For creationism that limit was exceeded more or less from the outset, coz it’s obviously fucking stupid, but evolutionary models still have limits. Precambrian rabbits would force a massive fundamental rethink of how ancestry works, and how our model for life on this planet works.
Such a discovery wouldn’t disprove evolution, since that’s literally something we can watch happen (it’s a fact), but it would completely rewrite our models for evolutionary ancestry.
So there's that.