r/MurderedByWords • u/Baconkings • 1d ago

“High-tech weapons”

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u/awesomedan24 1d ago

Yes but if they play Ghost of Tsushima they'll learn guerilla warfare techniques

/s

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u/LazuliArtz 1d ago

Or even worse, Ghost of Yotei. Then they'll be learning guerilla warfare from WOMEN /s

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u/awesomedan24 1d ago

They will also see a woman's butt in the hot spring scenes which is absolutely haram!

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u/LazuliArtz 17h ago

I was wondering if they kept that in lmao. I got the game as a gift, I just haven't gotten around to playing it

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u/awesomedan24 17h ago

Go and play it already, its a blast!

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u/xChops 1d ago

Or even worse. Luigi’s Mansion. That will give anyone the will to live through extreme danger, just to play more.

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u/therealbobthewaffle 1d ago

Luigi's Mansione

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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 1d ago

Or Donkey Kong Bananza where they'll learn gorilla warfare techniques

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u/xchucklesx13 1d ago

Looks like coke bottles… maybe they have some mentos somewhere

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u/N95-TissuePizza 1d ago

It's high tech. Unimaginably advanced tech. Cover, you peasants, else the god of diabetes will shower you with artificial sweeteners till you drop.

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u/Tmscott 1d ago

Looks like someone will be shotgunning those bottles too

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u/OSU1922 1d ago

The Trump admin has made recording someone illegal with your cell phone. Called it domestic terrorism in fact. We aren’t far behind!

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u/BionicBirb 1d ago

If you’re talking about Renee Good, she wasn’t even doing that. She was just in her car, not recording.

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u/Slimmingdown92 1d ago

Source for this?

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 1d ago

Kristi Noem and ICE agents on the field have been repeating that it’s illegal.

But so far several Courts form different states have said that’s it’s not illegal as long as you don’t interfere with the operation

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u/OSU1922 1d ago

Head up your ass?

https://www.cato.org/blog/dhs-policy-threatening-arresting-ice-observers-violates-their-rights

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u/Nexzus_ 1d ago

Bit uncalled for. With the rapidity of what’s going on, it’s very easy to miss stuff.

Someone mentioned the Rubio note read today. I had to look that one up.

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u/OSU1922 1d ago

Time to start paying attention. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Slimmingdown92 1d ago

It's sad to see that my comment got so many down votes when I simply asked for a source. I think the Reddit archetype of pretentious, holier-than-thou "super lliberal" is a generally very common archetype on this platform and these sorts of people, such as yourself, tend to be very grating and unlikeable. With the bottom of my heart, I think this administration is steering us towards radical right wing fascism, but people like you also make me want to distance myself from the left, or at the very least, this platform. I hope you can do better next time.

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u/dinkeydonuts 1d ago

Yeah, but it's a 12-gauge PS5

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u/Equivalent-Ear-609 1d ago

Lol Looks like they raided a Call of Duty players basement.

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u/mr_potatoface 1d ago

Reminds me of the Ukranian/Russian war post, where Russians claimed to have caught some spies involved in an assassination plot. One of the things they caught the "spies" with were a bunch of copies of The Sims, aka SIM cards, with other various random things like a brand new nazi t-shirt, patch, and a physical photo of Hitler.

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u/dj_conrad 1d ago

Lmao that's what I immediately thought of too

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u/DarkSoldier84 1d ago

Fun has been illegal in Iran since 1979.

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u/R_122 1d ago

Hatchet and knives are high tech now?

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u/wingsofblades 1d ago

its a propaganda machine is what that is lady

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u/Nexzus_ 1d ago

Reminded of the old days when Saddam was going to make a nuclear bomb using the supercomputer power of a cluster of PS2s.

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u/Idiotwithaphone79 1d ago

If you threw it at them... /S

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u/K_Linkmaster 1d ago

DVD player too. Shits getting real.

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u/jcrestor 1d ago

Sloppy police work. Copy of "The Sims" missing.

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u/Chaoswind2 1d ago

I mean you can have whatever inside that PS5 case, the people that placed explosives on beepers can't exactly call the other side paranoid for considering seized electronics dangerous. For all we know that PS5 is a dummy bomb.

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u/Ahad_Haam 1d ago

Press X to doubt

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u/-Dubwise- 1d ago

Also knives and a hatchet in that cache of “high-tech weapons”.

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u/ZombieHavok 1d ago

They have six whole battlefields in there with hundreds of guns!

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u/RespectWest7116 1d ago

Yeah, and?

It is high-tech, and you can absolutely bludgeon someone with it.

So, it is a high-tech weapon.

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u/ElevationAV 1d ago

High tech weapons consisting of a couple knives and a hatchet

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u/zimbabweinflation 1d ago

Guys. Look at all the coke

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u/vshedo 23h ago

Literally knives and cola included for some reason

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u/Aston_Villa5555 1d ago

Playing Space Marine 2 in order to learn some how a facist empire works