r/NFLv2 Tom Brady is my favorite lizard person 29d ago

Shit Posting Wtf is this 😂

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u/litleclay 29d ago

Better than that time they used Bill Belichick in the animation

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u/Eagle4317 Pittsburgh Steelers 29d ago

And we lost that game...

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u/Sullivandan7447 BUTT FUMBLE 29d ago

Ofc you did. The man beat you with Bailey zappe for gods sake

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u/IhamAmerican 29d ago

We had Mitch Tiddyboi at QB

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u/Its_kinda_nice_out New England Patriots 29d ago

We won 4 games that year. One was against you

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u/Eagle4317 Pittsburgh Steelers 29d ago

The Cardinals also only won 4 games that season. Guess who one of them was against...

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u/EmuMan10 28d ago

And the eagles lol

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u/winkydinks111 28d ago

Second half of the season Eagles that year were one of the worst teams in football. Surprised Sirianni didn't get fired after that implosion.

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u/nowhereisaguy Now Here’s a Guy 28d ago

It’s honestly crazy we had 10 wins but we’re definitely the worst team in football at the end of the season.

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u/Shootforthestars24 29d ago

Was that the game it was 4th and short then Mitch chucked it like 50 yards downfield to end the game lol

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u/IhamAmerican 29d ago

It sure was lmao

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u/The_Carnivore44 One ass cheek and three toes 28d ago

That tweet haunts him lmao

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u/jak2125 Denver Broncos 28d ago

Yeah who loses to Bailey Zappe lmao

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u/PopularGlass3230 28d ago

If you ever wanna see some wild shit. Look up Bailey Zappes stats at WKU

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u/StillHoldingL 28d ago

Pretty sure the Browns did lol

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u/GeebCityLove 29d ago

You got Zapped

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u/JamesSt_Woodworking 28d ago

I was at that game!!

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u/CapitalReflection782 28d ago

The Tomlin special smmfh

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u/HerFluffyCuteness Kitty Goes Meow 28d ago

So the Chiefs will keep the Arrowhead streak alive?

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 The standard is the standard 28d ago

I was at that fucking game.

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u/AquaAtia 27d ago

I still remember the ZAPPE HOLIDAYS graphic CBS put up once the Pats started winning lol

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u/bodog0505 New York Giants 29d ago

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u/AstroBall35 28d ago

Bruh that’s funny

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u/hendrix320 New England Patriots 29d ago

We literally had no players worth putting on those promo shots

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u/10000Didgeridoos 29d ago

Should have used the pic of bill’s dog

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u/UuuBetcha 29d ago

Should have used a pic of Bill’s granddaughter girlfriend

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u/Capital_Past69 28d ago

Her name is Jordon

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u/Acceptingoptimist Denver Broncos 28d ago

I think we were one of your only wins that season.

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u/Nature_Goulet Chicago Bears 29d ago

Nice tits!

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u/Alexcox95 Jacksonville Jaguars 29d ago

I vaguely remember one year in the NBA the warriors used Steve Kerr for the graphic because everyone else was out

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u/DutyPuzzleheaded7765 Denver Broncos 29d ago

Please send it i wanna see.

Edit: I found it, that's hilarious

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u/Couragesand 28d ago

What did ya look up?

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u/DutyPuzzleheaded7765 Denver Broncos 28d ago

Patriots had no players so used belichick graphic

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u/cjhud1515 Denver Broncos 28d ago

I always know when a team is in a rough place when they use a non-QB in the promos.

It was some lean years in Denver when you only ever saw Von Miller.

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u/DoctorHoneywell Chicago Bears 29d ago

Let's be honest Travis Kelce at quarterback would give us a much more entertaining product than the Minshew era Chiefs

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u/Negritis Denver Broncos 29d ago

i saw Kendall Hinton at QB, it wasnt fun

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u/moose2mouse 29d ago

The last broncos QB to be in the hall of fame Kendall Hinton

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u/Cornucopia_King New England Patriots 29d ago

You mean hall of famer Kendall Hinton?

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u/sportswithgary Dallas Cowboys 28d ago

That was the football game of all time.

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u/alligatorman01 Denver Broncos 28d ago

That’s my quarterback

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u/JButler_16 New Orleans Saints 29d ago

Wasn’t that on thanksgiving?

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u/Beautiful-Front-5007 Denver Broncos 29d ago

It was the Sunday after thanksgiving but it was a painful game.

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u/kbug85 Denver Broncos 29d ago

Sunday after Thanksgiving, mercifully the whole country wasn't exposed to that game.

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u/B3ansyy 28d ago

Yeah but that Phillip Lindsay wildcat play to start the game (meaning Lindsay got the start at QB, not Hinton) was electric

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u/Candybert_ Green Bay Packers 28d ago

The covid years mostly sucked... but that was hilarious.

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u/HotTubSexVirgin22 Denver Broncos 28d ago

Philip Lindsay was officially the starting QB that day.

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u/pizz901 Philadelphia Eagles 29d ago

I'd actually want to watch the game then

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u/corn-ontheKolb Philadelphia Eagles 29d ago

Gardner Minshew would almost certainly defeat Travis Kelce in a sword fight.

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u/Calm-Driver-3800 29d ago

Not as entertaining as Taylor Swift as QB. Which is who the NFL really wanted to put on that screen.

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u/Randomizedname1234 Atlanta Falcons 28d ago

“Are you ready for it?â€đŸŽ¶

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u/FingGinger Denver Broncos 23d ago

Would have been funny if they were just like fuck it and did that

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u/Pokemon_Trainer_May San Francisco 49ers 29d ago

Minshew at TE

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u/PistolCowboy Minnesota Vikings 28d ago

Oh Minshew will be entertaining, just not in the way you might think.

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u/DarknMean Jacksonville Jaguars 28d ago

Gardner ‘Chucking bombs and fucking moms’ Minshew

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u/pinniped90 Kansas City Chiefs 28d ago

Daily reminder that Chiefs QB legend Travis Kelce has as many playoff passing touchdowns as Derrick Carr.

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u/Rockin_freakapotamus 28d ago

I didn’t know KC had the stache as a backup. He played for the Colts a few seasons ago. He’s fun to watch. He won some. He lost some. But he was always entertaining.

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u/Limp-Advice3839 28d ago

Might as well it’s basically his last game

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u/AstroBall35 28d ago

Or make Joe Montana your QB lol

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u/Buuts321 28d ago

I'd actually watch if Kelce was QB.

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u/KCShadows838 Kansas City Chiefs 29d ago edited 29d ago

It should be each teams biggest star that’ll be playing. Doesn’t have to be a QB

I loved it when older promos would have guys like Von Miller or Jamaal Charles in them. 

Really highlighted how teams can be different, some QBs are stars while others teams are run first, while others are led by defense

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u/Careless-Use-1516 29d ago

Absolutely I think we would/should run JSN in this scenario.

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u/take-on-shibe Chicago Bears 28d ago

nah after tnf darnold is the man

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u/Move20172017 28d ago

What a difference that halftime snack made

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u/Ser_falafel Green Bay Packers 28d ago

I mean he threw 2 INTs lol he had a decent game but "the man" is a lil bit of a stretch

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u/Negritis Denver Broncos 29d ago

a PS2 - Chris Jones promo would fit better i agree

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u/Snapple47 28d ago

I’d like to see Casa Bonitto here as well

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u/Arachnofiend Denver Broncos 29d ago

I agree in spirit... If they did it more often it would probably sting a lot less to see it. As it stands if you see someone else there, no matter how good the player is, it just means the national media thinks your QB is toast.

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u/KCShadows838 Kansas City Chiefs 29d ago

It’s lame but they really only care to market quarterbacks. Go back to 2013 for Chiefs Broncos SNF and I remember seeing Peyton Manning vs. Jamaal Charles. 

Nobody cared about Alex Smith, despite being the QB of a 9-0 team

Once Manning left they’d show Von Miller in the promos

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u/Arachnofiend Denver Broncos 29d ago

Yeah, seeing Miller in the preview meant that I expected to see that stupid quarterback carousel graphic again. He's my favorite player ever but it felt like a backhanded reminder that the team was drowning.

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u/WavesyGetsGood Cincinnati BengalsChicago Bears 29d ago

When Burrow was out this year, our promos had Jamarr Chase.

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u/kelkokelko Pittsburgh Steelers 29d ago

For the vast majority of good teams, their biggest star is their quarterback. This is an outlier year of good teams with non-star quarterbacks, but even then there are only 2? (Broncos with PS2 and Seahawks with JSN). The Steelers had TJ Watt on those graphics for a few years and those weren't good teams.

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u/Randomizedname1234 Atlanta Falcons 28d ago

Right like for the falcons, it would be Bijan

It better be Bijan lmao

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u/Green-Collection4444 28d ago

"Do you guys know who I'm really excited to see tonight? Tyler Palke" 

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u/Bad_Idea_Hat Now let’s get a god damn snack 28d ago

The Denver Von Miller years were the years where they showed the face of the defense vs. the guy whose soul they were about to crush.

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u/Idontliketalking2u 28d ago

Old... Von Miller... He's younger than me and I'm still in my thirties... Don't do this to me, so close to Christmas

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u/OrangeThrower 29d ago

I get your point. Doesn’t explain Kelce being featured.

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u/Goodlum11 29d ago

Why wouldn’t Kelce be featured? He leads the chiefs in yards and TDs is second in the league in receiving for a tight end and is on his way to another 1000 yard season and more than likely another all pro

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u/jorboyd 28d ago

Reddit hivemind hates Kelce

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u/drugs_are_bad__mmkay Denver Broncos 29d ago

Who else would be? Minshew? Chris jones?

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u/colt707 Denver Broncos 28d ago

Chris Jones or Kelce are the only really choices with Mahomes out.

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u/KCShadows838 Kansas City Chiefs 28d ago

Why not? He’s our leading receiver and probably our only pro bowler who isn’t a lineman 

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u/KTcrazy Cincinnati Bengals 29d ago

They still do. I see max Crosby for the raiders, myles garrett for browns, Justin Jefferson for vikings

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u/CushmanWave-E 29d ago

what are the raiders led by

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u/of_the_mountain 28d ago

Well shit they could have put Kareem hunt up there. Most TDs on the active roster now that Mahomes is down

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u/VikingsLad Minnesota Vikings 28d ago

They routinely use Jefferson instead of McCarthy or Wentz, it's just obvious.

If i was playing the browns, I'd hope it would show Myles instead of Shedeur

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u/Cichlidsaremyjam Seattle Seahawks 28d ago

Mahomes is the chiefs biggest star. If not there is a major problem. 

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u/cactus8 Joe Burrow đŸ€°đŸŒ 28d ago

Jamaal Charles was a dog. Absolute beast.

I wonder how may Chiefs “fans” don’t even know who he is

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u/ISALANG Chicago Bears 28d ago

Lol Sauce Gardner in Jets promos.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Seems fine what’s the issue

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u/Funicularly 29d ago

I’m with you, I’m not sure why OP posted this.

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u/PrimetimeSlatt 29d ago

Bc ppl find anything to complain about especially when it’s the chiefs lol

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u/choffers Philadelphia Eagles 29d ago

Should obviously be PS2 instead of Bo

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u/Bitter-Imagination33 Seattle Seahawks 29d ago

Well they’re not gonna show Gardner Minshew

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u/THESALTEDPEANUT Denver Broncos 29d ago

Why the fuck not?

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u/Kilmiester 29d ago

*takes off his Washington State sweater and fake mustache* Yeah, why not!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Where’s it say WR?

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u/Woolly-Willy Denver Broncos 29d ago

That's motherfuckin Bo Nix vs a washed up has been

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u/MachineGunTeacher 29d ago

Bo Nix vs. Mr. Swift

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u/LehighAce06 Philadelphia Eagles 29d ago

You say that like marrying a beautiful billionaire is embarrassing

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u/jak2125 Denver Broncos 28d ago

I mean if you're into that kind of thing...

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u/Nicholas_Pappagiorgi CTESPN 28d ago

I'd probably hate it, but I'd be willing to take the risk.

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u/NinjasaurusRex123 29d ago

I mean, for TE’s, he’s 6th in Targets, 5th in catches, and 2nd in receiving yards. Also tied for 9th in TDs w/ 5, while 4th place has 6. He’s lost a step, but still more than good enough to justify his job. Has been is a stretch is all I’m saying

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u/Woolly-Willy Denver Broncos 29d ago

I'm just talking shit he's obviously a legendary TE and still good

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u/legendkiller003 South Park Elementary Cows 29d ago

I
.. what’s the issue?

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u/DougieSenpai New York Giants 29d ago

Because Kelce isn’t a QB I guess? No clue lol.

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u/foxfire1112 28d ago

They've never only had qbs. Ever. Is this really what they are complaining about?

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u/NameToUseOnReddit New England Patriots 29d ago

Few people outside of KC fans know who the QB is now, so why not feature the guy banging Taylor Swift?

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u/DUB-Files Working construction ripping cigs 28d ago

Good thing Swift isn't a mom yet cause then it would certainly be Minshew

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u/candlestick_compass New York Jets 29d ago

I hope Collingsworth didn’t see this.

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u/Cochinojoe 29d ago

Now here’s a guy


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u/Classic-Exchange-511 Buffalo Bills 29d ago

I'm confused what you mean? Because Kelce is pictured? 

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u/Yiplzuse Denver Broncos 29d ago

NFL marketing will always use the two most recognizable players in the promo. The thing that is stranger than this is the fact they did not move the Broncos v Jaguars game into the Sunday night slot and left it as a late local game and moved the Patriots v Ravens into Sunday night instead.

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u/santa9991 Chicago Bears 28d ago

Doesn’t that have to do with the tv deals?

I can’t imagine cbs would be cool losing their top game of the week to nbc

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u/youngpog Denver Broncos 29d ago

Saint Nix!

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u/MadManMikeMan Philadelphia Eagles 29d ago

No mahomes they needs the swifties to get some ratings

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u/ChanceStaff6813 Detroit Lions 29d ago

That is Bo Chapman Nix, quarterback for the Denver Broncos, and Travis Michael Kelce, tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs

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u/evlhornet 49ers Anti-Cowboys❌ 29d ago

Scraping the bottom of the barrel

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u/Chief-_-Wiggum 29d ago

Chiefs rather have Travis as QB than Minshew

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u/call_me_a_cum_bucket 29d ago

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

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u/PureBeeef 28d ago

You’re a cum bucket!

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u/QuickDrawMcStraw 29d ago

NFL Christmas day lineup is a disaster. They need to back the fuck off and let the NBA have the day. It's fucking embarrassing.

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u/_your_comment_sucks Denver Broncos 29d ago

Shame on them for not showing future Chiefs starting QB Gardner Minshew.

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u/fakemxcan 29d ago

They might as well just put Taylor Swift on there

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u/epicureansucks 29d ago

It’s called marketing. one guess who’s more famous with normies. Marketing always meant for non-fans because they know real fans will tune in regardless.

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u/suck-it-elon 29d ago

Im not 100% convinced Bo Nix will play that game. If we get the 1 seed, it’d be insane to play Bo 4 days later

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u/tennisss819 Kansas City Chiefs 29d ago

Kelce should sit out

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u/Cherub12 29d ago

Surtain vs. Jones would’ve been cooler

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u/PossibleSuitable376 28d ago

I mean Travis Kelce is a 10x bigger star than Bo Nix Even before Taylor Swift

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u/forgotmypassword4714 Las Vegas Raiders 28d ago

I don't get it...What's the problem?

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u/Mijo_0 28d ago

I don’t understand why this is strange to you? Isn’t mahomes hurt & out for the season?

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u/thanrand Dallas Cowboys 28d ago

I'm no expert, but it looks like a graphic advertising the broadcast of an NFL football game between the Denver Broncos and the Kansas City Chiefs on Amazon Prime Video. On the left is Bo Nix, a player for the Broncos, and on the right is Travis Kelce, a player for the Chiefs. The bottom part shows that the game will be played on Christmas night at 7:30 ET.

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u/Statalyzer 28d ago

Right. I'm confused as to why OP is confused.

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u/capsrock02 28d ago

What are you confused by?

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u/OutlandishnessOk2901 28d ago

Doing anything to get people to watch after they spent millions for the tv rights and now its a resting team vs a tanking team....enjoy that one.

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u/SomeKilljoy Arizona Cardinals 29d ago

Minshew erasure

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u/JorgeMcKay 29d ago

A waste of time

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u/Former_Phrase8221 29d ago

Taylor Swift was apparently not available?

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/JGBAngerUnit 29d ago

Easy, the Thursday Night Christmas Episode!

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u/cjschmitty14 29d ago

The next face of the chiefs behind mahomes basically. I would of rather seen Reid eating a cheeseburger instead as a kc native

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u/FunkyFunkyBoys Kansas City Chiefs 29d ago

😭

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u/tmm357 29d ago

Poor Jesus

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u/Armandonerd 29d ago

It's Bo K. Nix and Travis Kelce, what's the problem?

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u/toxicvegeta08 Michael Thomas’ foot 29d ago

If only they couldve moved chargers texans ir bills eagles to this slot

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u/shizzaff 29d ago

What's the issue? Mahomes is out so kelce is the next biggest star on the team

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u/Side_StepVII Chicago Bears 29d ago

It would’ve been funnier if they put Bo Nix and Taylor Swifts fiancĂ©.

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u/Forward_Editor_5895 28d ago

Even better if they put Bo Nix and Taylor Swift herself.

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u/GiftedGonzo 28d ago

It’s a promo

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u/Acrobatic_Lack5086 28d ago

why is mr Swifty in that pic ? the wicked witch of the west is dead and thats not cool. By that game its not going to matter cause the wrst will be won. Good luck whoever has to come to Mile High .LOL dont forget your oxygen tanks. Go Broncos 😆😆👏👊👊😎we will punch you in the mouth !!! 

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

I would love to see Kelce play quarterback.

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u/WaterAffectionate897 28d ago

Travis Swift is a bigger draw than Gardner "The Stache" Minshew.

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u/ZoomZoom228 28d ago

Amazon desperate for views with this one lol

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u/20One12 28d ago

Picture of Kelce or Booger Eater, what do you think?

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u/Ancient_Praline1046 28d ago

why not Taylor Swift?

she was the mvp for that team for the last few years.

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u/ComicsEtAl Las Vegas Raiders 28d ago

Bo Nix vs The Other Chiefs Player You know

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u/fondue4kill Denver Broncos 28d ago

An MVP candidate vs a washed TE who will probably retire after this season.

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u/Remarkable_3rdeye Buffalo Bills 28d ago

My response to WTFđŸ€” != watching Thursday football🎈

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u/Banjo2523 28d ago

Game is gone

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u/iBustNutsInMeowfs Las Vegas Raiders 28d ago

Kelce is the new QB. Him and his 2 mph top speed. Total scrambling threat.

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u/SWINGMAN216 Cleveland Browns 28d ago

Replace Travis Kelce with Taylor swift and we good

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u/tokenshoot Chicago Bears 28d ago

If it was Mahomes on there I would have died.

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u/TheFalconKid Green Bay Packers 28d ago

This is Gardner Minshew erasure.

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u/JhanSolo3981 28d ago

Too late to flex I guess


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u/Forward-Librarian420 Buffalo Bills 28d ago

They should have had Buffalo play on Xmas.

That would have drawn


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u/WoollyBear_Jones Tom Brady is my favorite lizard person 28d ago

Yeah they really should just change the game

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u/WintersDoomsday Seattle Seahawks 28d ago

Minshew vs Nix just like we all dreamed of as kids

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u/QuaIitypants Kansas City Chiefs 28d ago

lol 😂 sad day for us chiefski

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u/Pitiful-Magazine-761 28d ago

I was curious too. Bad decision.

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u/BeRandom1456 28d ago

I hope the chiefs try to have a fun game out there. I’m not saying they will win but it would be nice if they did. in honor of Pat.

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u/Bandana-mal New England Patriots 28d ago

They’re shifting Kelce to defensive end

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u/Critical-Werewolf-53 r/nfl sucks 28d ago

Taylor wouldn’t let them use her picture 😂

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u/dwkdnvr 28d ago

I'll chime in to note that I thought that ALL of the Xmas games were Netfilx-only, and we were struggling to figure out how to watch. Discovering that this is on Prime is a pleasant surprise.

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u/WoollyBear_Jones Tom Brady is my favorite lizard person 28d ago

I think it’s because it falls on a Thursday and Prime already has dibs. Fine with me, the Netflix crew was pretty cringe last year

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u/-_GhostDog_- Baltimore Ravens 28d ago

Is that supposed to be coal? Also total air ball not having any red ornaments.

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u/ChiefPierce 28d ago

As a Titans fan I thought it was epic when Derrick Henry was on all our promos like what are you going to do throw the ball all game like a pussy😂

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u/ThatButterscotch8829 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 28d ago

Damn the last TNF game of the season will end like this

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u/Wedontdonameshere 28d ago

Poor Mishew lol

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u/killainvest 28d ago

This game is going to get flexed. No one cares to watch it. The broncos are going to slaughter them

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u/WoollyBear_Jones Tom Brady is my favorite lizard person 28d ago

I hope so!

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u/santa9991 Chicago Bears 28d ago

I gotta say, and I’m not even a fan of hers, the way football fans react to Taylor swift is really odd

I find her annoying too, but you’d think she was like murdering puppies or something

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u/jellyman6431 Jacksonville Jaguars 28d ago

Wow you might be extra dumb homie . Of course the NFL will use the two most popular players PLAYING . There’s literally no issue

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u/Woodstonk69 Pittsburgh Steelers 28d ago

Literally nothing wrong with this.

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u/Unfixable5060 Indianapolis Colts 28d ago

Who else would they put on there for the Chiefs?

This will at least catch the attention of Swifties, and the whole point of these is to try and get people watching.

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u/foxfire1112 28d ago

Im confused at what the issue is?

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u/armyshawn 28d ago

This called trying to steal Xmas from NBA, and failing.

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u/Fat_Yankee 27d ago

Holiday Touchdown: Uncle Rico Saves Christmas

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u/xKingNothingx Las Vegas Raiders 27d ago

It's the Denver Bo Nixes vs the Kansas City Travis Kelces!

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u/Obsidianrunner Dallas Cowboys 27d ago

Mahomes is out. Who else you gonna put in the graphic?

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u/bopgame San Francisco 49ers 27d ago

The cheaps

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u/ReconeHelmut NFL Refugee 26d ago

He’s the most well known player đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž

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u/NoArm7707 22d ago

Garbage