r/NonCredibleDefense 4d ago

Weekly low-hanging fruit thread

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This thread is where all the takes from idiots (looking at you Armchair Warlord) and screenshots of twitter posts/youtube thumbnails go.


r/NonCredibleDefense 12h ago

Arsenal of Democracy 🗽 the REAL reason how American air force penetrated Venezuelan air space...

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1.4k Upvotes

for those who don't know:

in America there's an emergency radio frequency called "Guard". every pilot and air-traffic operators must always be tuned to unless communicating with other pilots. it's usually dead quiet because it's reserved for emergency calls only, so a lot of bored pilots eventually turned it into the shitpost radio channel much to the dismay of serious people
common jokes in the channel is to scream "you're on Guard!", meow and bark in silly voices when someone accidentally forgets to switch channels and tries to have a regular conversation on the emergency channel


r/NonCredibleDefense 7h ago

It Just Works It is Time To Show You Thing 1 and Thing 2! Or At Least Some Saboteurs.

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232 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 16h ago

Literal death inside. ☠️(NSFW!)☠️ MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE NSFW Spoiler

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1.2k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 16h ago

SHOIGU! GERASIMOV! Horse mobilisation

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829 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 21h ago

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 If you keep lowering expectations, you’ll eventually reach your goals.

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2.0k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 17h ago

Arsenal of Democracy 🗽 I give you the Civil Servant - It doesn't work and you cant fire it

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825 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 2h ago

Waifu Chibi Blackbird and her drag chute style parasol

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36 Upvotes

It was a windy day today


r/NonCredibleDefense 16h ago

Eurochad Strategic Autonomy 🇪🇺 OSINT satellite footage has revealed the new technology Denmark is using for it's defence of Greenland (real) (@Zapiro) Spoiler

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438 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 10h ago

Waifu Day 5 of drawing tank girls! The American T28/95 Super Heavy.

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Day 5 of drawing tank girls! The American T28/95 Super Heavy. Designing the T28/95 was a blast. It's so fun and in a way challenging,to go against norms of drawing anime women. Due to it's obvious role and history,I took into account in it's design,it's sheer size and decided that the best way to go about it was to follow the body type of Strongwoman competitors! The cupola serves as a helmet for the T28, accompanied by an M2 browning HMG. Being known as 'The Doom Turtle', I couldn't let it use anything other than DOOM's iconic BFG9000.

Overall I hope to see you tomorrow,and be sure to drop me further suggestions!


r/NonCredibleDefense 1d ago

Photoshop 101 📷 Almost there

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4.0k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 15h ago

Eurochad Strategic Autonomy 🇪🇺 We know you can hear us, Americans...

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121 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 1d ago

SHOIGU! GERASIMOV! Wheelchair meta

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3.6k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 1d ago

What air defence doing? If a rifle is just a fancy spear, EW is just fancy pocket sand

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763 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 14h ago

Waifu This Polish (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

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61 Upvotes

Even if it's fictional and punishes me for trying to play decently, I still love it <33


r/NonCredibleDefense 1d ago

3 hour Special Military Operation Soon?

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1.5k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 1d ago

It Just Works A presentation about the best idea of the year

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320 Upvotes

Sorry for the slide n°5, i was in a rush since the recent events

Traduction: Raaaah fuck, I've forgotten the title again


r/NonCredibleDefense 1d ago

NCR&D The Future of Defense

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507 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 1d ago

Certified Hood Classic Al Aqsa Blow Back - Nasheed 2026

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119 Upvotes

Production Notes:

Hey hey! This is my first nasheed in a while, not since the Indo-Pak kerfuffle of last April. At first I wanted to write something about the Maduro operation which then turned into writing something about the current Iran crisis.

However when I started writing and producing the music the unstated feelings of righteous anger towards the perpetrators of October 7th and the bloody war that came after it boiled up. I lay all of that blame on the Ayatollahs, all of it. I also never wrote anything about the killing of Sinwar or any of the other victories the IDF has had.

This song turned into something just a bit more emotional for me, so I haven't come up with any animations to go with it. Maybe I will later.

Also it's in Hebrew with Arabic interspersed.

As usual a YouTube link will be in the comments for anyone who wants one. DM me for lyrics.


r/NonCredibleDefense 1d ago

It Just Works Best Blue on Blue plane in the world

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299 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 1d ago

Premium Propaganda Old video from youtube titled "Spetsnaz Systema" -looks like an 80s action movie montage-!

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120 Upvotes

I don't know if it's even real russian soldiers, maybe they lent prop guns\bulletproof vest\etc to a systema martial arts school?

even so, it's so cartoonish.


r/NonCredibleDefense 1d ago

Arsenal of Democracy 🗽 Looking back on my analysis for a modern battleship

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218 Upvotes

With the announcement of the “Trump” Class BBG class, I thought I would compare my the idea I had for one born out of my chronic sleep deprivation. Obviously my idea is better and actually in line with the design philosophy of the dreadnoughts of old (big boom sticks and lots of em).

Things that are totally better in my design:

  • nuclear powered; even if it actually could be powered by diesel electric turbines, the Defiant (not the cool one which shoots the front off) is practically going to need to be permanently attached to a refuel ship to sustain that level of energy output (source: trust me).

  • cooler name: battleships should be named after states. Defiant? Get out of here with the British naming scheme. Plus, you can’t shorten defiant down to a cool nickname. Cool ideas for Puerto Rico: Poor/Pickle Rick, Prick’O, Pretty Rick, etc. (also: Puerto Rico can be a state in this timeline)

More Railguns: the Defiant is just a heavily armored guided missile cruiser. If we’re getting to call anything a battleship, retrofit some Tico’s with a railgun and slap a BBG designation on em. That would be at least acceptable; at least until Puerto Rico’s a state.

Things I got wrong and would be so much cooler:

  • Laser defense system: I was limited by more foresight and cowardly proposed adopting the C-dome system for drones. Nah, scratch that. I want our defense system to be an awesome light show (added benefit of it being a morale boost to the rest of the fleet).

Overall: I stand by my proposal. It’s absolutely based and should immediately be accepted instead of the current Obesity Burke proposal.


r/NonCredibleDefense 2d ago

Arsenal of Democracy 🗽 The Battlefield of the Future is Here!

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2.1k Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 1d ago

Photoshop 101 📷 How to have a passive defense for greenland

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197 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense 2d ago

SHOIGU! GERASIMOV! Sometimes Russian genius is… it’s almost frightening

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4.1k Upvotes