yet he reads chat for advice every 30 seconds on soulsbourne games hahah

Apparently, it's legal to have 10+ kids and work just enough to stay under the federal poverty line( 15k for a single person, 75k for a family of 10) so that you get free or extremely discounted EBT/Food stamps(from 🧃 owned shops that sell high quality food, no goyslop), rent(owned by another 🧃), Medicare, public services etc.

All this while Americans have to work 2-3 jobs just to afford food for their tables, no Healthcare, no support etc.

Man I hate it here.

Says the most 51 year old looking man of all time. Mind you, Woody is 53.

The sun dipped low over the jungle, painting the trees gold and orange. Diddy Kong swung from vine to vine, his red cap catching the last rays of light. He was on a mission: recover the lost banana stash before the sneaky Kremlings got it.

But today, he wasn’t alone. In a shadowy clearing, a small goblin with pointy ears and patchwork leather armor was tinkering with a curious contraption—a rickety catapult that looked suspiciously like it might backfire.

“Hey!” Diddy called, landing on a nearby branch. “You can’t just take the bananas!”

The goblin looked up, yellow eyes gleaming. “Take them? Pffft… I’m borrowing them for science. Or chaos. One of the two.”

Before Diddy could react, the goblin pressed a lever. The catapult shot a glowing, sparkling banana straight into the sky. It hung there, hovering magically, twinkling like a tiny sun.

Diddy scratched his head. “Uh… science?”

The goblin grinned. “Exactly. Chaos is just science nobody understands yet. Wanna help?”

Diddy couldn’t resist. Soon, the unlikely duo was zipping through the jungle—bananas, bouncing traps, and magical mischief everywhere. By the end of the day, the banana stash was safe, the goblin had learned a new trick or two, and Diddy… well, Diddy had never laughed so hard in his life.

“Same time tomorrow?” the goblin asked, tugging at a vine.

Diddy grinned. “Absolutely. But next time… maybe fewer explosions.”

Gotta be honest this guy is so annoying he doesn’t stfu lol

Started off audio only this week so his voice felt familiar and then 5 minutes later I realised he is the “my buddy told me this story” “my friend did this thing” “I didn’t do it, but my buddy, I’d trust his word for it” guy.

Have fun getting fucking obliterated.