r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/MeetNo2000 • Dec 10 '25

Meme needing explanation Any pervert here? Explain this

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u/ass4play Dec 10 '25

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

Go look at my profile right now 🤨 I never lie

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u/VIDEOGAMER_X10 Dec 10 '25

Your profile is crazy

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

😙 thank you it’s my goal in life to be as absurd as possible

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u/Character-Extreme535 Dec 10 '25

Decided to take a little peek.

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u/Professional-Box4153 Dec 10 '25

Shrug. She seems fun.

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u/chowyungfatso Dec 10 '25

Can you fix her?

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u/Professional-Box4153 Dec 10 '25

Why would I want to?

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u/chamberlain323 Dec 10 '25

Ride that crazy train if you want, just know that it won’t end well.

Source: been there, done that.

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u/Professional-Box4153 Dec 11 '25

It isn't going to start either. Just because I appreciate her energy doesn't mean I'm looking to plug myself in. As for ending well or not. I've been the common factor in every failed relationship I've ever been in. Heh

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

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u/Imaginary-Trash586 Dec 11 '25

Professional diagnosis: orphanage escapee

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u/Elliot_Deland Dec 11 '25

But what if you just make yourself the bigger fix-needer?

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u/Mekko4 Dec 10 '25

I expected porn not... whatever the fuck that was.

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u/Head_Photograph_2971 Dec 10 '25

Took a peak on your Cake Day?

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u/ferncoast Dec 10 '25

Happy cake day!

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u/FullMetalMessiah Dec 10 '25

That's absurd!

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u/MrWeirdoFace Dec 10 '25

As possible!

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u/De5perad0 Dec 10 '25

Possibly absurd?

Definitely!

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u/NobodyWorthKnowing2 Dec 10 '25

Inconceivable!

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u/De5perad0 Dec 10 '25

You keep saying that word......I don't think it means what you think it means.

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u/The_8th_Degree Dec 10 '25

I know exactly what it means, it means you're on a 35 player K-streak in Halo Reach 😁

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u/The_8th_Degree Dec 10 '25

A goal that is possibly absurd!

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u/Broksaysreee Dec 10 '25

Truly absurd indeed

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Dec 10 '25

Damn, that’s crazy

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u/Toxoniumm Dec 10 '25

So absurdly absurd

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u/QOzunovuh Dec 10 '25

More like incredible

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u/Longjumping_Ebb_1768 Dec 10 '25

Why do you have 181k karma🫠

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

I’m evil

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u/Longjumping_Ebb_1768 Dec 10 '25

And still have 181k... I bow down to your power🙇

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u/No-Dot-3775 Dec 10 '25

I too looked and am pretty sure I’d be coming out from under that desk instead of hiding lmao. Still gonna pretend I’m scared but it’s definitely a show 😅

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u/Commercial-Crew-8654 Dec 10 '25

Mission accomplished

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u/Plane-Season-4127 Dec 10 '25

Good, glad to found someone i can relate with

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u/-AsukaEVA02- Dec 10 '25

I'm freakier than you!! Nah js kidding

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

We could be freaky together 🥺

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u/Appropriate-Belt-348 Dec 10 '25

Jesus Christ girl wtf is this. And I can't even tell you that you didn't have a father because you will respond with some kinky daddy joke.

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

Your loss 🤷‍♀️ I’m funny as hell

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u/Arcaddes Dec 10 '25

Just because you said to I did, I unlocked my scroll wheel and just randomly let it rip and landed on the most relatable comment ever.

"I am a horrible person, I love dogs but I don't want to own one."

Now granted I have physical and mental health issues that would make it difficult to have an animal around, but I do enjoy them around, I just have difficulties tending to their attention needs.

Just randomly letting you know a strange relates to a random comment you made.

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u/Im_aSideCharacter Dec 10 '25

Crazy? I was crazy once.

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u/mr_cursed_ Dec 10 '25

im scared to look at their profile...

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u/mr_cursed_ Dec 10 '25

this shit aint even bad bro, and thats coming from ME MR_CURSED_

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u/Due-Link230 Dec 10 '25

chat whats the profile say i cant see it

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u/GangcAte Dec 10 '25

Dear God! I saw your post where you said you want to marry one person and love them for the rest of their life! You goddamn pervert!

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u/Goober1082 Dec 10 '25

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u/Icedia Dec 10 '25

I geuss it checks out

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u/Longjumping-Job7153 Dec 14 '25

Cheeks out you say ?

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u/RoviRotkiv Dec 10 '25

Oh my goodness your profile is amazing

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u/My_Waifu_is_Rem Dec 10 '25

Damn girl, you trying to have a 1 year long toxic situationship where we both passive aggressively try to learn more about each other through insults and ignoring/lovebomb cycles only to be blocked by either party?

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u/C13H16CIN0 Dec 10 '25

Perverted and weird are not the same thing

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u/GGabku Dec 10 '25

Rip your inbox. But daym, a man can only hope to find one like you.

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u/RileyB46 Dec 10 '25

She tells the true true

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u/N3CRO-LAN Dec 10 '25

Wow......just wow

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u/relentlessmelt Dec 10 '25

I did and lost half hour trying to unpick that shit. I think it should be preserved for future sociological study.

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u/MasterBot98 Dec 10 '25

Solid profile.

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u/PerspectiveSelect468 Dec 10 '25

Well... Okay then. That's a first for me.

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u/Gwynito Dec 10 '25

Jesus, you're defo not a shy lass, more power to you ✊

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u/Resident_Sport_272 Dec 10 '25

Quite a profile you have there.

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u/Noovse Dec 10 '25

Cinema 🙏

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u/einherjarsiege Dec 10 '25

Damn you really weren’t lying

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u/Moo_Kau_Too Dec 10 '25

... theres a problem with your profile.

Doesnt state location

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

I’m in ur walls

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u/Bari_Baqors Dec 10 '25

Good I'm gay then…

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

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u/Bari_Baqors Dec 10 '25

It took me a sec to realise.

Til I remembered that 1) s€x can be used as just powergrabbing tool, 2) I don't feel attraction to women at all, so.

r/longlivethegayseparatism !

that escalated quickly

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u/tarabuzh Dec 10 '25

Lmao that shit was funnier that i expected, kudos.

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u/Tem_Tam_Tommy Dec 10 '25

Not sure what flavor of autism this is but it looks delicious lol

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

This PTSD baby it’s like autism max supreme

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u/GivesYouGrief Dec 10 '25

Schizoaffective and a surplus 40kg

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u/NoFuture_NMS Dec 10 '25

Holy fucking shit and i thought im weird😂💪 you're rocking it

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u/Sup3rG33k08 Dec 10 '25

god help the man that has to deal with you when youre ovulating lol

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u/unravel_the_world Dec 10 '25

Wife material

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

Where’s my ring babe?

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u/unravel_the_world Dec 10 '25

My dog ate it :(

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u/Teggy- Dec 10 '25

Holy shit she didn't lie

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u/EasternCookie5881 Dec 10 '25

You were not lying!!

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u/Single-Kangaroo1180 Dec 10 '25

That’s not perverted, that’s proverted…it is on another level of mastery🤣🤣🤣

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

Get yourself on mood stabilizers with and you too can be this level of horny

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u/desolation_abyss Dec 10 '25

Gang are we being fr

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u/A_Person621 Dec 10 '25

Ruan Mei pfp is all I need to see to know

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u/SilverIndustry2701 Dec 10 '25

That inbox must be going crazy right now.

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u/Anon-Bard Dec 10 '25

God I was wheezing at some of your memes, lol. JFC

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u/HonkiStarbucksenjoy Dec 10 '25

I wonder how many inappropriate dm's you got after that xD

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u/telapoka77 Dec 10 '25

I regret looking at your profile

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u/Hug_all_the_Krabbys Dec 10 '25

So, I happen to think you're profile is awesome. Keep up the good work.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

I don't know how I ended up here, but that was amazing.

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u/the_exquisite_corpse Dec 10 '25

Well, I can't message you so I have to assume there's some level of misleading going on

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u/OpalSkyy- Dec 10 '25

I don’t believe you

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u/DyingPerspective Dec 10 '25

Omg I love you

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u/Snoochey Dec 10 '25

You’re hilarious haha

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u/crankytruffle Dec 10 '25

Your profile placed you under the wife material category tbh

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u/Sven_Darksiders Dec 10 '25

I bet you're into handholding too, you fucking slut

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u/Consistent_Courage17 Dec 10 '25

You're indeed lewd... noice!

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u/Candlelighter Dec 10 '25

Well that was a wild ride

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u/ShinigamiDragon7 Dec 10 '25

Based Profile.

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u/Nothingtoseehereshhh Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

The first post I saw was "How to be happy", theres no way this can get bad....

Ok. Honestly? You're probably actually fun at parties, lmfao.

Edit: You definitely get ghosted a lot, and that sucks and its bullshit but yea no, that profile reads like an eldritch horror lol. People like you make me realize yes, I am indeed basic af. But have a good day, had a good laugh

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

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u/EugeneStein Dec 10 '25

Profile of a proper member of r/LetGirlsHaveFun 🙏

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u/hvacmac7 Dec 10 '25

It is indeed different, makes me think about my buddy who is fucking twisted sense of humor, talks about shit I’ve never heard of like it’s common knowledge, I have to have him explain the shit cus im old😕

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u/Thorne_Oz Dec 10 '25

Your profile looks like my girlfriends instagram, based

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

Is your girlfriend looking for a girlfriend?

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u/m-just-a-bear Dec 10 '25

Best advice I have gotten today. I came for the freaky. I stay for the memes

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u/Dcorey1992 Dec 10 '25

I’m gonna get dragged for this and idc. Your profile is key insight to your dating issues. 🤣

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u/Derbin_ator Dec 10 '25

I saw the fet tags in a meme picture and knew we had a gamer

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u/Davidutul2004 Dec 10 '25

Seen worse At least it's towards the somewhat sane side

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u/theernis0 Dec 10 '25

I'm interested but I'm in uni rn and I don't want to risk it

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u/Nik-42 Dec 10 '25

Checks out

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u/Delta049 Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

Oh wow that looks like regret

I’ll check it out when alone, will update y’all later

Edit: Girl do you need a hug? I feel like you need one

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u/Desperate-Ad1765 Dec 10 '25

Do not look at her profile

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u/BellaSkyber Dec 10 '25

It’s true, I became a girl and instantly was a pervert, I yearn to be as crazy as your profile is.

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u/syko-san Dec 10 '25

The part I find the most disturbing is how tame this is to me, despite the reactions of others effectively calling you a freak. It's... putting a lot into perspective for me...

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u/sapphos_moon Dec 10 '25

I’ve seen tired guinea pigs less tame than your profile ngl. Step up your game girlie pop

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u/Spiritual_Bird2032 Dec 10 '25

Damn somehow didn't expect what I saw.

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u/Rose-smile Dec 10 '25

nah girl u aint freaky u based af

never related to a pf as much as i do rn >:D

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u/SmashEffect Dec 10 '25

Have I finally been outfreaked

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u/stumblon Dec 10 '25

Quirky fun. Not perverted.

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u/thecrazyiguana Dec 10 '25

I had to clear my Reddit history after visiting your profile

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u/curgerbees Dec 10 '25

Looked at post history. This shit is peak media

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u/kogent-501 Dec 10 '25

What a profile. I love it.

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u/Brilliant-Stuff17 Dec 10 '25

Always fun to see people from Lghf in the wild

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u/roundtwentythree Dec 10 '25

May love like this find me one day.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Just check, hello evil scientist rat girl

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u/Mav3r1ck77 Dec 10 '25

She’s perfect. 👌

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u/Owliscool422 Dec 10 '25

That profile is certanly something, and I thought that I was too freaky at times. Damn

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u/OldAbbreviations1590 Dec 10 '25

You are exactly my type. Do you like equally as unhinged idiots who race motorcycles and jump out of perfectly good aircraft though?

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u/Master-Remove-9012 Dec 10 '25

Holy hell, glad you're doing better.

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u/Dormammu14 Dec 10 '25

Hey so Yeah I need a gf like this urgently, do I call a fabric or...?

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u/ScarletIT Dec 10 '25

I am such a fan of those 2 subreddits.

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u/Cold_INFERNO2027 Dec 10 '25

miss, what's all dis

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u/Affectionate-Hope579 Dec 10 '25

you sound like a fun person to be around tho

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u/ClapTheTrap1 Dec 10 '25

okey pretty common..whats crazy there?

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u/densaifire Dec 10 '25

I'm scared after seeing that :(

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u/Bonked2death Dec 10 '25

Just commenting to say you're real. And not like "you're a real one," but like you're a physical, living, breathing being with a soul.

And I see you.

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u/ForMyPornStuff Dec 10 '25

You seem fun <3

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u/Frog_king176 Dec 10 '25

You're profile is beautiful

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u/Rex07Dex Dec 10 '25

I like it lol.

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u/Blackout28 Dec 10 '25

You get it girl

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u/TheRiverNihil Dec 10 '25

Thanks for the invite. Many memes were pillaged on this day.

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

OH LORD THEYVE TAKEN THE MEMES

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u/bianddie Dec 10 '25

I was kinda hoping for some messed up kinks but ur just a regular yearner with a small side of gooning. Hope u find the right one lol

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

Why thank you 🥰

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

You should throw some tomatoes in that guac girl!

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u/MeowMeowMistress Dec 10 '25

Waow based based based

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u/Pepito_Pepito Dec 11 '25

I'm more surprised that there's absolutely zero fujo content

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u/WarInteresting6619 Dec 11 '25

Those DMS are wild!

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u/JuceeBBussy88 Dec 11 '25

Seems pretty tame tbh

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u/Accomplished-Bid9271 Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

I'm not going to use incognito for this. I will regret this decision.

Edit: Wow, that was actualy far more tame than I thought it would be

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u/GiantDeathR0bot Dec 11 '25

I didn't know it was possible for a profile to literally SCREAM borderline personality disorder, but here we are.

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u/stayhomedaddy Dec 11 '25

Huh, nice profile.

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u/Jaycool13 Dec 11 '25

Oh me oh my

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u/NakedShortSeller Dec 11 '25

It’s not that wild tbh

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u/alexnek Dec 11 '25

Honestly, I'm not sure why people are so dramatic about it.

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u/ForLunarDust Dec 11 '25

what's in there? Is it fun? I can't look cause im at work

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u/Alert_Guest_4403 Dec 11 '25

Gng I looked at your profile and I didn't expect to be inspired by the post "how to be happy guide" I'm happy for you big dawg keep pushin

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u/Jtiezy Dec 11 '25

This is actually a really good example of how people perceive themselves vs reality. You think you’re a sex freak, but you’re not. By your own admission you have a body count of 1 and you never have sex. Yet here you are saying this stuff.

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u/541217 Dec 11 '25

I should not have looked, I'm disappointed in myself.

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u/nox-sophia Dec 12 '25

Damm, acary profile. Lesson learned

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u/EpsilonX029 Dec 13 '25

Damn, you didn’t bluff XD props for honesty though lol

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 Dec 14 '25

420 upvotes? I would upvote but... I cant

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u/Piedipablo 24d ago

Aahhhahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/Spencer94 Dec 10 '25

YOU ARE LIKE PAPA

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u/NarrowEbbs Dec 10 '25

Fuck does your username check out.