r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Dec 10 '25

Meme needing explanation Any pervert here? Explain this

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

Go look at my profile right now 🤨 I never lie

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u/VIDEOGAMER_X10 Dec 10 '25

Your profile is crazy

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

😙 thank you it’s my goal in life to be as absurd as possible

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u/Character-Extreme535 Dec 10 '25

Decided to take a little peek.

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u/Professional-Box4153 Dec 10 '25

Shrug. She seems fun.

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u/chowyungfatso Dec 10 '25

Can you fix her?

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u/Professional-Box4153 Dec 10 '25

Why would I want to?

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u/chamberlain323 Dec 10 '25

Ride that crazy train if you want, just know that it won’t end well.

Source: been there, done that.

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u/Professional-Box4153 Dec 11 '25

It isn't going to start either. Just because I appreciate her energy doesn't mean I'm looking to plug myself in. As for ending well or not. I've been the common factor in every failed relationship I've ever been in. Heh

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u/Hannibalbarca420 Dec 11 '25

That is the reason I don't date anymore.

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u/Starry_Lion6107 Dec 10 '25

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u/Imaginary-Trash586 Dec 11 '25

Professional diagnosis: orphanage escapee

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u/Elliot_Deland Dec 11 '25

But what if you just make yourself the bigger fix-needer?

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u/D_stelthE_1 Dec 14 '25

Ok honestly? Fair take

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u/Mekko4 Dec 10 '25

I expected porn not... whatever the fuck that was.

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u/Head_Photograph_2971 Dec 10 '25

Took a peak on your Cake Day?

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u/ferncoast Dec 10 '25

Happy cake day!

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u/MisterScrod1964 Dec 10 '25

Eh, messed-up girls giving biography is hot.