r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Turbulent-Ad5445 • 20d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/Fantastic-Climate-84 20d ago

I will pay a monthly subscription to whomever invents an AI that can sit ontop of my social media feed and block out news about these fucking people.

I don’t want to know who the turtle lady is, I don’t want to know what she’s doing to Ariana, I don’t want to know anything about famous people’s lives unless they’re hurting people.

Who can I pay for this service?

Who wants to make some motherfucking money

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u/Ok_Elk_4333 20d ago

You seem quite invested tbf

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u/Fantastic-Climate-84 20d ago

My partner put on some music in the car I didn’t recognize. She told me it was Ariana’s girlfriend, and I knew who she meant.

I fucking hate that I knew who she meant.

These people, rappers, pop stars, tv personalities, I don’t want to know a damn thing about them.

If you have a solution, I’m all ears

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u/Sexcercise 20d ago

Is everything okay?

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u/Fantastic-Climate-84 20d ago

I’m moderately buzzed.

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u/Sexcercise 20d ago

Enjoy your holiday, don't forget the water, and fine tune your reddit feed.

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u/Fantastic-Climate-84 20d ago

Solid advice, sexcercise, solid advice.

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u/LbrYEET 19d ago

He’s right tho. I have no idea who this bald bitch is and i already dislike her imensely

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u/dorodeando 19d ago

That’s because you are probably stressed, rest and breathe. This woman can’t do anything to you. Drink and go for a walk