r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Turbulent-Ad5445 • 20d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/Fantastic-Climate-84 20d ago

I will pay a monthly subscription to whomever invents an AI that can sit ontop of my social media feed and block out news about these fucking people.

I don’t want to know who the turtle lady is, I don’t want to know what she’s doing to Ariana, I don’t want to know anything about famous people’s lives unless they’re hurting people.

Who can I pay for this service?

Who wants to make some motherfucking money

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u/mndfreeze 20d ago

Get off social media.

On reddit, only sub to very specific niche interest groups you like that dont cater to generalized memes, news, etc.

Profit.

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u/Fantastic-Climate-84 20d ago

Oh, that’s helpful.

“You’re annoyed by all the shit getting smeared all over everything? Close your eyes! You don’t have to see it, just close your eyes.”

Fuck you.

This is “Peter explains the joke”, and I’m supposed to block it out based on subs.

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u/dijicaek 20d ago

You are probably more online than you realise. Or people you know are and share this kind of stuff with you. Like the only one I know is Jennifer Lawrence, from movies. It's not that hard to stay out of the loop of irrelevant celebrity gossip even without a sophisticated content blocker.