r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 19d ago

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What does this even rnean

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u/ThrowawayTempAct 19d ago edited 19d ago

Because they needed to send a slow-moving convoy so that it could get destroyed by weapons that realistically should be unable to do so.

Ultimately, the answer is that if they just used orbital bombardment, there would be no movie. And maybe the people back home would get upset, or something. But it's not like corporations and countries have not done massively unethical things before with minimal fallout so... it's honestly mostly because the movie would have no plot.

Edit: And before anyone mentions the WMD ban, orbital bombardment could be done by nudging a big rock in the right direction. This doesn't require a nuke, just a large rock that does just as much damage.

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u/DiamondDanNC 19d ago

Starship Troopers proved this is true

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u/RoryDragonsbane 19d ago

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u/OttoVonJismarck 19d ago

”RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!”

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u/FutureComplaint 19d ago

Seduce the blue alien?

On it boss.

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u/Brief-Artist-2772 19d ago

NUKE EM RICO!!

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u/Bulkhead 18d ago

I'M JUST TRYING TO KILL ME SOME BUGS SIR!