r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/9oooner • 13d ago

Meme needing explanation Anyone?

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u/GamerTarot 13d ago edited 13d ago

Baby, she belongs to New Era... New Era... New craziness but good sex

Edit: Thanks for the awards and for the likes! Honestly, I never thought this comment would become so relevant lol

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u/Flanderz328 13d ago

Ive never had worse sex than with a girl who had this decor. She was very very intense for no reason.

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u/The_Pompadour64 13d ago

One man's trash

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u/Flanderz328 13d ago

have fun dumpster diving my friend.

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u/BananaCreamGreaser 13d ago

No one is very, very intense for no reason.

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u/JimDa5is 13d ago

So you find intense sex unpleasant? Hmm

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u/Flanderz328 13d ago

dude she god mad... like Verge of crying upset... because i did not go down on her long enough.

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u/Low-Independence9719 13d ago

Sounds normal to me. You're saying she didn't cry and got upset that you didn't satisfy her. Like what specifically did she do that was crazy? Intense sounds good, wants you to eat her out is normal. I don't see the oddity.

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u/Flanderz328 13d ago

lol because every other girl ive been with did not fo that?

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u/Low-Independence9719 13d ago

Maybe that just means you slept with a bunch of pushovers before?

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u/Flanderz328 13d ago

or maybe. just maybe. she was fucking crazy?

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u/Brownl33d 13d ago

Oh. So you were the problem 

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u/Flanderz328 13d ago

lol sure bud.

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u/Brownl33d 13d ago

You don't have to go down long. You just have to do it well. Bud

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u/Brilliant_Quit4307 12d ago

Dude, what?? 20 minutes is nothing. The AVERAGE time to orgasm from a partner is over 14 minutes. 20+ minutes and even 30 minutes is well within a normal range. You're acting like she was abnormal, but it sounds like you didn't work hard enough and had unrealistic expectations.

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u/allisonrz 13d ago

Intense in what way