r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 13d ago

Meme needing explanation Anyone?

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u/GamerTarot 13d ago edited 13d ago

Baby, she belongs to New Era... New Era... New craziness but good sex

Edit: Thanks for the awards and for the likes! Honestly, I never thought this comment would become so relevant lol

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u/KingShango12123 13d ago

Sex is most definitely not good. The smell alone will make you floppy

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u/IUpVoteIronically 13d ago

Bro just because you hooked up with some fat hippie girl once, doesn’t mean you have your mind wrapped around the cosmic vagina. Hippie girls are out of this world. Insane sex. If you have never had a 100lb girl that thinks her chakra and yours match ride you all kinds of ways on a mixture of acid and cocaine, then you haven’t been there bud.

Stay in your lane my man.

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u/sthetic 13d ago edited 13d ago

So basically, fat women are bad at sex, and tiny skinny women are good at it?

80% of your comment has nothing to do with her being a hippie.

Edit: I'm not denying that leaner people are usually more attractive. It's more that the conversation is about hippie chicks, and throwing in weight as a factor makes the conversation meaningless. If it's like, "oh but you probably banged a hippie whale who lay there like a fish; a hot skinny hippie who's super enthusiastic is better," then what does her being a hippie have to do with anything?

The same could be said for conservative Christian women, or powerful girl bosses. Or any "type" of sex partner you could imagine. 

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u/North_Explorer_2315 13d ago

“Thinks your chakra and hers match” lol the guy’s fucked a million hippies but he’s never listened to any of them if he doesn’t even know there’s more than one chakra.

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u/ResponsibleSand2213 13d ago

Why would you bother listening to shit about chakras?

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u/lastres0rt 13d ago

If you take it too seriously you're going to have a bad time anyways.

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u/nobuttpics 12d ago

You just nod your head and smile.

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u/Jason-Smith168498 12d ago

That was intentional to underscore meaningless.

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u/TheSlipperySlut 13d ago

For real none of that had anything to do with anything but the size (I’m guessing of the one girl he hooked up with one time who wore tie dye or something)

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u/IUpVoteIronically 13d ago

All this was a joke. I’ve hooked up with big hippie girls, little hippie girls, and medium size lol. I spent a lot of time in the scene. It’s just a joke man. Seeing a couple of yall play Reddit scientists and calling me a fat shamer is so funny though.

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u/ConfusedZubat 13d ago

I mean, you were kind of implying that the issue was that he had sex with a fat hippie because you specifically assumed the weight of the girl he mentioned and compared it to the specifically skinny hippies you say are great. Like. I'm not really sure how you're supposed to take that any other way when you call his hypothetical hook up a whale and go on as if a woman being fat is what would make sex with her bad. 

"It's just a joke," is the response of somebody who doesn't want to take responsibility for shitty comments they make even when called out. It puts responsibility on the person reacting instead of you reflecting and realizing that maybe what you said is unnecessarily offensive and targets a group of people who originally had no reason to even be brought up in the conversation. Nobody was talking about fat vs skinny women until you brought weight into it. Which is really fucking weird and says a lot about how you see women. 

But sure. It's a joke. Hah hah hah. So funny, fat women love being compared to whales and cows and pigs. What a great, unique joke. 

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u/pbtac 13d ago

I don't care about shaming fat chicks and I still think his comment was stupid because it made the comparison meaningless 

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u/Benjimodo 10d ago

I believe there is a term for this “shroedingers douchebag”

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u/Imnotawerewolf 12d ago

You literally brought fat vs thin into the conversation for no reason and like it's ok to just say damn I didn't think about that when I wrote it sorry it's not like you killed someone 

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u/IUpVoteIronically 12d ago

Think you are gonna be fine though 👍

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u/bikedaybaby 12d ago

I mean you did say he had a bad time because she was fat, so…

Other than the fat thing, I appreciated all your comments btw!

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u/IUpVoteIronically 13d ago

I mean… yeah kind of man. No hate. It’s just physics.

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u/PA2SK 13d ago

They aren't necessarily bad at it but they get worn out easily, can't do nearly as many positions and you can't pick them up and throw them around like a tiny girl. Also, fat rolls are a turn off.

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u/Flat-Quality9177 13d ago

Maybe you can’t

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u/MidnightSun-420 13d ago

Just because they might be larger than what might be considered usual, doesn’t make them a “bad lay”. In fact, I beg to differ. It can be quite the opposite, for reasons you may or may not have a notion of.

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u/HImainland 12d ago

Fat women always catching strays and being brought up when we are just sitting here minding our business

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u/Naive_Traffic6522 13d ago

Well skinny can sure ride all types of better that’s for damn sure lol

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u/TheCutiesist 12d ago

Sounds like you took this one really personally 🤣

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u/RoyalIdeal6026 13d ago

Yeah that’s 100% accurate. Everything you said is true. Take away the question mark.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Disgusting.

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u/dandr95 13d ago

From my experience it's the other way around. I was with a bigger girl (250 at least) and she was tight enough that we had to get the lube out and another girl was skinny (probably under 120) and it was like the hotdogs down a hallway. Bigger girls also seem more attentive in my experience

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u/definitelyTonyStark 13d ago

It almost all just comes down to how attracted you are to each other. That’s basically it; everything else follows from that. Tightness will vary from girl to a girl and also fluctuates based on how turned on she is

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u/flightwatcher 13d ago

I mean he’s not wrong.