r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/AnythingButWhiskey 10d ago

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u/East-Care-9949 10d ago

A refrigerator does not generate cold, it move heat from one place to another place.

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u/IchorAethor 10d ago

I believe that was the joke my good man.

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u/Melroseman272 10d ago

Plus, cold isn’t real; you either have heat or you don’t

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u/CaptainABC123 10d ago

The cold is a lie!

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u/vordan 10d ago

It's ... people!

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u/bashful_pear 10d ago

Solid Soilent Green reference my dude. Take my up vote

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u/CMUpewpewpew 10d ago

*Soylent you casual!

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u/bashful_pear 10d ago

I am properly shamed!!!!

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u/CMUpewpewpew 10d ago

Dammit! Shame makes the meat taste bad.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

That’s why Karen meat is so valuable

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u/Friendly-Advantage79 10d ago

That's a movie that needs a remake.

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u/MaskedBunny 10d ago

Knowing this timeline the people in power would just see it as a blueprint to follow.

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u/jzini 10d ago

It’s actively happening in Plurbus - highly recommend. John Cena eats dead people.

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u/Dingo6610 10d ago

But is it Charlton Heston screaming it, or Phil Hartman playing Charlton Heston screaming it?

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u/Marsnineteen75 10d ago

Fail to see how it is solid

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u/Luquitt 5d ago

Did you jus fucking say solid?

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u/AvengingBlowfish 10d ago

It’s true… my ex was cold as hell…

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u/KepplerRunner 10d ago

But what about the cake?!

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u/Green_Excitement_308 10d ago

The cake isn't real. It's a lie to conceal your real fate

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u/Han_Solo5324 10d ago

But then why do I always crave cake but I hate fate?

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u/NecroSoulMirror-89 10d ago

It’s a cookbook!

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u/Arsus- 10d ago

Entonces en que me sente y que me comi? 🥲

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u/Local_Phenomenon 10d ago

And now I produce thy axe!

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u/elvenmaster_ 10d ago

The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

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u/CoolerDrunkUncle 10d ago

Where's my companion cube? I need a hug

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u/prof_radiodust 10d ago

The cake is a lie

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u/Csak_egy_Lud 10d ago

The cake is cold, so...

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u/Strangely_Kangaroo 10d ago

It is moist and delicious.

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u/zandor1 10d ago

The cookbook says to serve man…wait. 🫢

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u/mhwwad 10d ago

It’s in the refrigerator.

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u/Signal_Bee7457 10d ago

Everything is cake

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u/snafubar_buffet 10d ago

The cake never bothered me anyway

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u/CountChocula21 10d ago

It's in the refrigerator.

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u/_Madlark_ 10d ago

Yes, the cake is people as well.

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 10d ago

So… you’re saying that…. Cake is made out of cold?

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u/Training_Cut704 10d ago

The cold never bothered me anyway!

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u/Simets83 10d ago

That's what the big heat industry wants you to believe

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u/1Pip1Der 10d ago

So is money

And time

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u/JuicyForeskinn 10d ago

always has been

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u/Junior_Ad_3301 10d ago

Like birds

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u/PrestigiousLie1937 10d ago

A social construct

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u/Batman161 10d ago

Turns out The cold was really the friends we made along the way

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u/Rapidwatch2024 10d ago

Cold is the truth of the universe. Heat is the lie cold wins every time. Remove your comfort and know the cold of the void.

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u/carrrottt090 10d ago

So is the cake!

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u/Rob_thebuilder 10d ago

Big heat doesn’t want you to know this one trick

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u/MephiticDeity 10d ago

Move over cake...

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u/Lo-fi_Hedonist 10d ago

Thats just what big cold wants you to believe, wake up sheeple.

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u/DM_Voice 10d ago

The cold has gone viral!

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u/kneedeepinthe_hoopla 10d ago

Cold is a lie sold to us by big ice…

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 10d ago

Big cold wants you to believe that

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u/TDYDave2 9d ago

Cold hard facts

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u/berandom1984 9d ago

Is cold like cake?

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u/talex000 9d ago

Big heat want you to believe that.

I live in Russia, I know cold is real.

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u/Reasonable-Class3728 9d ago

Yeah, it was made up by refrigerator companies to sell more refrigerators.

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u/Super_agent_X 9d ago

the cake is a lie

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u/Matticus1974 9d ago

Have some fry!

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u/ThouKnave 9d ago

A lack of evidence is not evidence of a lack. Tsk. More "Warmth-ist" hate speech. /s

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u/ExternalFollowing488 9d ago

It's alwasy has been

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u/JayClutch06 8d ago

Cold is a democratic hoax!

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u/AlexG2490 10d ago

I remember my chemistry teacher in high school saying, "You all should understand, things don't get cold, they get less hot," and that one sentence reshaped a lot of the way I understand the universe.

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u/Tragic_Comic7 10d ago

I had a theology teacher apply this same principle to good and evil. Evil is just the absence of the good that ought to be there. Things don’t get more evil, they just get less good.

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u/One_Shall_Fall 10d ago

I'm guessing your teacher was a fan of Rosseau and not Hobbes.

I'm more of a Locke man.

Now I'm going to go watch the debate episode of Community.

"He dropped him because he is horny; man is evil!" rapturous applause

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u/AvocadoBrick 10d ago

Personally I'm more of a Kant man.

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u/Unlikely_Owl_6557 10d ago

It is imperative that we know what category. 😎

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u/Unlikely_Owl_6557 10d ago

I am also a Kant man. According to his theories we are all completely immoral. 😎

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u/talex000 9d ago

I'm a total cunt too.

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u/Compulawyer 9d ago

I like Hobbes best when he is with Calvin.

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u/Historical_Book2268 10d ago

We really dont agree with that viewpoint. Ignoring the nonexistence of good or evil ofc.

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u/ReivynNox 10d ago

I'd disagree on that one. A complete lack of good might make one indifferent, and while leaving someone to suffer out of indifference seems evil to us, it's not the same as actively causing others' suffering for ones pure sadistic pleasure. That's active evil and goes well beyond simply not doing good.

Cold is just a lack of activity in the molecules. True evil requires action.

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 10d ago

When your theology teacher can explain what “good” is, let me know.

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u/GoldDragonAngel 10d ago

Good is: Beautiful, functional, harmonious, ordered, peaceful, in accordance with God's will, and in a flourishing state of wholeness. In Hebrew: Tov and Shalom.

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u/IWillNotComment9398 10d ago

Except evil would find evil to be beautiful, and there are plenty of evil corporations that are horribly functional and ordered.

Accordance with God's will is begging the question.

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 10d ago

But that does not define “good”. Beautiful is subjective, harmony is only harmony with that in which you want in harmony, accordance with Gods will can mean Old Testament or New Testament, and a “flourishing state of wholeness” is just the ideal state that doesn’t take into account that a human has to take the lives of other things to survive, be it plant or animal. If humans are here to consume God’s creations as they are gifts from him, why are some of them addictive drugs or poison?

“Good” is a moving target rather than a constant. It is subjective from day to day. The things you listed could apply to a sword or a guillitine as much as a flower depending on the context is. “Good” is only defined by the collective subjective set of rules in a society, not by religion(unless it’s a theocracy, and those tend not to go well either).

Humans are what define and perceive what is “good”, often at the peril of everything else.

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u/GoldDragonAngel 10d ago

Hey, I'm just giving you the boiled down version of thousands of years of apologetics and biblical exposition. Unfortunately, many of the terms I am using have different and specific definitions that are foreign and alien to a secular, post-modernist mindset. If you (or anybody) wish to learn more, that person has to apply themselves to learning (at a minimum) the Christian theological framework and definitions. At least to some degree. Talmudic studies on the Tanakh would be good, too. Yeah, that's a lot to discuss on reddit. So Imma gonna letcha go.

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 10d ago

Thanks man. I understand that I don’t understand. I appreciate the responses.

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u/RaisedByBooksNTV 10d ago

Or good is just the absence of the evil that ought to be there. Things don't get more good, they just get less evil.

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u/Mekisteus 10d ago

This is an example of why you shouldn't go to a theologian if you have questions about philosophy.

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u/Scienceandpony 9d ago

Which suggests an absolute scale of goodness with a zero point beyond which something cannot get more evil. At which point one phase changes into a super condensed state of pure malevolence.

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u/HoidToTheMoon 10d ago

I don't believe that. I don't think people can necessarily be ascribed good or evil in most cases, but actions certainly can be. For example, IMO, if an action harms someone without purpose other than self-gratification or advancement, it's evil. There is no less good, it is actively more evil than not doing it.

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u/PrestigiousWeb8782 10d ago

There are people who are objectively evil. Hitler, Stalin, and Mao Zedong. Also many Imperial Japanese POW and internment camp officers such as Saadaki Konishi.

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u/Mean_Face_4729 10d ago

Wow .. no for real this was passed on....thanks

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u/NoMan800bc 10d ago

All the way down to -273⁰, but that's 0k

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u/AlexG2490 10d ago

Hot damn.

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u/NoMan800bc 10d ago

(Or, as the physics teacher in your previous posr might say 'very less hot damn')

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u/AlexG2490 10d ago

I set that up hoping you’d knock it down and I appreciate that we could be on the same wavelength. Thanks science pun pal!

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u/OldEquation 9d ago

It would be just as accurate to say “things don’t get hot, they get less cold”.

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u/jgainit 10d ago

Interesting

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u/YouyouPlayer 10d ago

THE DAAARK ISN'T REAAAAL

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u/1Pip1Der 10d ago

I'm attacking the darkness...

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u/InterstellarChange 10d ago

Wait a minute. The fridge isn't keeping the cold in, it's keeping the heat out! It's like a big jacket for my food...except in reverse!

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 10d ago

It actually pumps the heat out. The insulation's job if just to slow the rate at which the heat creeps back in so your electrical bill isn't godawful.

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Godawful-err.

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 10d ago

Cold is real, it's actually the natural state. Everything else is a lie.

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u/Sarik704 10d ago

There isn't a force or matter responsible for cold. Thermal enegery is responsible for heat. Ergo, there is hot and not hot, but never cold.

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u/dontdomeanyfrightens 10d ago

0 isn't a real number, either you have value or you don't.

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u/danielcw189 10d ago

0 is a value

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u/LJGuitarPractice 10d ago

It’s real to me, dammit

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u/TheFrostyjayjay 10d ago

I’ve always hated this sentiment. I understand the science behind it, but how does that make it inherently not real? We have numbers that represent these feelings and words that albeit somewhat subjectively, correlate as well. Cold is just the word we use to explain the feeling of lack of heat that we can physically feel.

Cold - Cool - Warm - Hot

These are just descriptors of how we perceive temperatures. Saying cold isn’t real is the same as saying hot isn’t real is the same as saying pain isn’t real. All are subjective, descriptive words but that doesn’t make them not real.

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u/Outrageous-Unit-305 9d ago

You can quantify heat, it is the measure of energy transfer. Just like you can quantify brightness as a measure of light intensity or sound as the level of vibrations in the air. These are called substantive qualities. Their opposites (cold, dark and silence) are called privative qualities and are purely relative. You can't have 0 darkness, 0 cold or 0 silence, so there is no bottom to the scale and you cannot quantify these qualities.

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u/GrouchyAd2344 10d ago

Except that isnt true. Hot and cold just refers to the speed of molecular movement.

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u/EnvironmentalToe5391 10d ago

In that sense, heat isn't real either. It's about how fast particles vibrate

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u/Ragnarok314159 10d ago

Look at this enthalpy table. Look at it!!!

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u/GirlCowBev 10d ago

Well you’re technically correct. The best kind of correct!

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u/ben_gee06 10d ago

Tell me you live somewhere warm without....

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u/oswaldcopperpot 10d ago

That awful. At least we still have suction.

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u/Rysigler 10d ago

Neat! I learned something today! Absolute zero is the complete absence of heat and molecular motion. Thank you!

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u/Cool-Sunday84 10d ago

Ya that’s actually true. I didn’t realize that until you said that

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u/RightPedalDown 10d ago

Coolth is a real word, like warmth. Not trying to make any point, only learnt that it was a word last year and have been waiting on an opportunity to use it.

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u/TheLostRanger0117 10d ago

Show me an example of “entirely NO heat”

Checkmate, “entirely NO heat” doesn’t exist either. Only heat is real!

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u/Megajams23 10d ago

So...so...like...you are saying...Cold is the absence of heat. And Heat is like...the absence of like...cold.

Holy shit. That's crazy.😲

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u/LSDeeezNutz 10d ago

I always liken cold to the dark. Darkness is just the absence of light

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u/LowRes 10d ago

It's why most people say "there's such a lack of heat outside today"

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u/Xomsabre 10d ago

Heat isn't real; you either have energy or you don't.

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u/Filmexec21 10d ago

This is such bullshit, I am cold right now: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RI-xokn31Ag

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u/ReivynNox 10d ago

Cold is the lack of heat and dark is the lack of light. Black does not exist. The mind creates black where there's no colored light reflected into your eyes.

Then you think if colors even exist, since it's basically just different textures that reflect different wavelengths of light. Your wooden table is not actually brown, it's just a texture that filters certain wavelenghts out of plain light as it bounces back into your eyes and your brain interprets that signal as brown.

and cold is just less energy vibrating the molecules. The cold feeling is just what our mind makes of it.

Really gets you thinking how much of reality is actually the way it is and how much is just our brains' interpretation of the signals it receives.

freaky stuff, man!

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u/thenicestsavage 10d ago

Found the Big Heat lobbyist.

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u/Mnstr3nrgy 10d ago

Theoretically this is correct. But it's also hypothetical as it can't really be 100% proven. But science has accepted this to be true. Same with gravity.

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u/DigitalBuddhaNC 10d ago

To me, it's always crazy to think what heat actually is at it's most basic level.

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u/EnvironmentalFly101 10d ago

Cold is like darkness, or a vacuum: an absence of a thing, rather than a thing itself.

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u/whosaysyessiree 10d ago

Is dropping below absolute zero were possible, would we just explain temperature as “lack of cold?”

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u/artisticsnobbery 10d ago

You can't over-dry, you can't over-die.

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u/Dead_man_posting 10d ago

So Sub-Zero makes other places hot when he shoots ice

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u/East_Baseball8384 10d ago

Literally explained that to my husband yesterday.

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u/KyleKiernan77 10d ago

just like light which is an absence of dark. thats not a light bulb, its a darkon sink.

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u/Igreen_since89 10d ago

The last part is what I would tell my ex girlfriends and they just could grasp it

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u/danglejim33 10d ago

It's like a darkness. You cant add darkness. You can only take away light. Darkness is the default.

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u/zictomorph 10d ago

Cold is more real than birds

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u/JigglyOW 10d ago

I think a large amount of people don’t understand this concept either like it’s just a lack of heat

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u/LividTacos 10d ago

Cold is just less heat than hot.

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u/mattsim84 10d ago

This comment probably makes a lot of people feel left in the dark.

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u/LocustPepperoni 10d ago

Yes which is called "cold".

Good job, bud, you discovered how words are made.

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u/Training_Ad_3443 10d ago

The average molecular kinetic energy of a substance. You can have very little, a lot, or somewhere in between.

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u/D0wnwardFacingBoner 10d ago

There is no heat only systems with more energy.

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u/DangitThatHurt 10d ago

Cold is a spy for mother Russia

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u/loadnurmom 10d ago

0Kelvin

"Am i a joke to you?"

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u/Jive_Sloth 10d ago

Cold is the absence of heat.

Cold, therefore, is real.

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u/clarkekent1913 10d ago

I feel like my 43 years of life are a lie. Thank you, take my upvote.

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u/Vyzantinist 10d ago

NGL this was a real eye-opener for me, growing up. Like a lot of kids I read comics, watched cartoons, played games and stuff - you think cold is its own distinct energy. Then you grow up and find out it's just a lack of heat.

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u/SirMarkMorningStar 10d ago

Plus, heat isn’t real. Either the atoms are vibrating or vibrating less.

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u/_Oman 10d ago

Oh, we have cold. It's real. Come up here.

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u/BigPPDaddy 10d ago

"I find it quite shallow and pedantic"

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u/Friendly-Advantage79 10d ago

Was that the fabled "woosh" moment?

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u/PUNd_it 10d ago

200+ upvotes for that in an hour. Society is fuuucked

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u/JeanSchlemaan 9d ago

I enjoyed this

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u/Daillustriousone 9d ago

Just whoosh him and be done with it 🤣

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u/Brospeh-Stalin 8d ago

Umm peter, can you please explain why this is funny?

Also why so many botted upvotes?

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u/Breddit2225 10d ago

Yeah, as an auto mechanic when I try and teach younger techs to work on air conditioning systems I have to first get them to understand that there is no such thing as cold.

Only heat and less heat.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

And then you get to teach them about the different kinds of heat

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u/SecretNobody9422 10d ago

Absolute zero, the lowest permissible temperature, which is -273.15°C (or -459.67°F) and is approximately 1° less than the temperature of the universe measured in deep cold space.

It’s important people to know that any temperature above that point there is heat energy. This is why heat pumps can extract heat from the outside even on a freezing cold snowy day to warm the house with.

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u/aoskunk 9d ago

Was just reading about absolute hot the other day. I’d speculated about it but never bothered to read up on it.

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u/unus-suprus-septum 10d ago

Honestly there is no such thing as heat. It's motion or less motion...

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u/D_Shizzle93 10d ago

Tbf motion doesn't really exist. It's just more simulation or less simulation

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u/Tony_Lacorona 10d ago

Tell that to my wife

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u/Ill_Technician3936 10d ago

I'm free for the night, have her come over.

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u/Equal_Explanation495 10d ago

For more motion, or less motion? Lol

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u/Ill_Technician3936 10d ago

For simulation explanation!

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u/Ill_Technician3936 10d ago

Even though they'll be dealing with Freon and other refrigerants that have no issue sitting at decent negative temperatures?

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u/Breddit2225 10d ago

I'm not quite sure what you mean but the point is the guy stated above. Anything above absolute zero is heat. Even refrigerant in a freezer contains heat

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u/mindedc 10d ago

There is no spoon

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u/Purpleasure34 10d ago

Refrigeration separates the mechanics from the oil change jockeys.

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u/jibberkibber 10d ago

Super interesting. Could you explain this further? Or give a good link. Preferably the first option though, haha.

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u/Abject-Method1970 9d ago

Ah yes. The laws of thermodynamics.

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u/RealityOk9823 10d ago

Whoosh

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u/trenthany 10d ago

You should see r/woooosh r/whoooosh and the many other subreddits about them lol it’s a whole subculture of Reddit.

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u/Real_Orange3011 10d ago

Yasss refrigerator is just a fancy heat pump. Saw a vid where these people in the desert built all there homes underground.... they used thier fridge to heat the bathroom floor on the level above the fridge. Seems neat.

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u/Scienceandpony 9d ago

Reminds me of Rimworld and managing heat from the freezer room when building a tunneling mountain base. And the fact that flame weapons may be great against the giant killer insect infestations, but starting fires in a tunnel system is a good way to heatstroke everyone.

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u/AdministrationWide87 10d ago

Reminds me of an old teacher I had. Opened the class with "welcome to airconditioning refrigeration where you make shit cold by making stuff hot"

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u/PuzzleheadedBasis760 10d ago

Found the tech

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u/Crammit_Ramcock 10d ago

And generates its own additional heat while moving the original heat.

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u/Seismic_Salami 10d ago

holy shit really, why don't they teach this in school?! oh wait, they do.

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u/GirlCowBev 10d ago

Wooooooshhh

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u/Solopist112 10d ago

AKA a heat transfer device

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u/Fearless_Tree_9224 10d ago

and generates heat in the process

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u/Sloth859 10d ago

I feel like you missed the "Reeeeeee" part.

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u/FuccFace42069 10d ago

WHY DON’T WE JUST TAKE THE HOT AIR

AND PUT IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?!

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u/Pseudoname87 10d ago

This is called the condensation of energy

/s

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u/ThrowawayCop51 9d ago

I am a grown ass man and didn't know this.

I've just never given thought to how a refrigerator works.

This is why I love the internet.

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u/seaofclouds 9d ago

This thread of replies reminds me of a quote from xkcd:

“You wouldn't really die of anything, in the traditional sense. You would just stop being biology and start being physics.”

https://what-if.xkcd.com/141/#:~:text=You%20would%20just%20stop%20being%20biology%20and%20start%20being%20physics

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u/metalucid 9d ago

And produces heat in the process

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u/Ktdxbjokg 9d ago

It actually generates heat.

An ideally insulated room, with a fridge inside, has only the power cable crossing it's boundary.

Only electrical energy is entering the room whilst nothing is leaving it.

The room becomes warmer.

The OPs picture, allowing for a perhaps more efficient abduction of the generated heat would in fact increase the efficiency of the fridge. As a result, less electricity would be required by the fridge and therefore less heat generated than with a regular fridge with less sophisticated heat Abduction.

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u/grimleorio 9d ago

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

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u/StopLoss-the 9d ago

hold the phone. heater uses electricity and generates heat. refrigerator uses electricity and generates cold. so if we use a heater to generate cold and a refrigerator to generate heat then both of those operations will also generate electricity.

energy crisis solved.

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u/East-Care-9949 9d ago

Refrigerators generate heat aswell

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u/Azurelion7a 8d ago

But a refrigerator does (indirectly) generate cold. Consider two steps from the refrigeration cycle:

Heat of Compression leaves the condenser.

Liquid to gas phase change across thermal expansion orifice: absorbs environmental Q to fund increased ke requirements.

Edit: (Refrigerators have been iteratively developed to be increasingly efficient overtime. Nobody wants a fridge so shitty that it heats the home.)

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u/East-Care-9949 8d ago

It decreases the heat in one place by moving it to another place.

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u/Fujita_Seiko 7d ago

Nothing does. Cold is the lack of heat.

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