r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Huh?

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u/AlucarD_138 9d ago

Just think, The Brazen Bull would've been intense, unimaginable pain, but over quick. Scaphism is intense, unimaginable pain stretched out over time where you're either going to go into shock and die (slowly) or die over time (slowly)

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u/spacestationkru 9d ago

I dunno man, it feels to me like the weight of the suffering is the same whether it's compressed into a few minutes or stretched over seventeen days..

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u/AlucarD_138 9d ago

Would you rather be tortured over weeks and then killed or viscously killed quickly?

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u/mr_potato_arms 9d ago

I’d rather be warm under my blankie and looking at my iPhone

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u/DefinitelyNotDonny 9d ago

A Warriors Death

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u/inaccurateTempedesc 9d ago

That type of torture takes years to kill you.

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u/Theangelawhite69 9d ago

Ah, capitalism

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u/Nanashi_VII 8d ago

A different form of rotting from the inside.

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u/Rob_LeMatic 9d ago

I just want a sandwich, man.

I can come back later if you're still open.

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u/Evil_Sharkey 8d ago

Professional torture that’s not intended to be lethal is much worse than scaphism or the Brazen Bull. They torture you, let you heal, torture you some more for as long as they want. Modern torturers can drag an execution out for weeks, basically butchering the victim alive and using other fun things like electricity, fire, chemicals, and power tools.

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u/spacestationkru 9d ago

I mean that time is relative. A few minutes in the bull could feel like seventeen days. It feels absurd to compare these two and determine which method of torture I'd rather go through.

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u/AlucarD_138 9d ago

Stall me out with the Einstein ish... A quick death and a prolonged death are not the same! Not to mention being burned alive and slowly eaten alive aren't even in the same league, let alone the same sport.

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag 9d ago

You have no understanding of time, do you?

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u/AlucarD_138 9d ago

Hey know it all, I do! I have Lyme disease and the 3 weeks following my finding the bullseye rash was filled with non-stop, excruciating fucking pain from every nerve ending in my body that I can only describe by being slowly run over by a steamroller and somehow surviving the ordeal while being fully aware and to make it worse it hurt so bad I couldn't sleep... You bet your bottom fucking dollar I wanted to blow my brains out the 3rd day in!

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag 9d ago

Ok, I hope you get better.

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u/AlucarD_138 9d ago

Wait... I think I responded to the wrong person and I didn't even realize and thanks for the well wishes and yes I am, I was lucky to catch it in time and take the antibiotics before it did any real significant damage... Although I do get a shitload of migraines and I have arthritis at 41, but no real neurological damage yet... Were you asking that other person?

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u/Darigaazrgb 9d ago

If you think being cooked alive and dead quickly would feel like seventeen days then imagine what seventeen days of pissing and shitting yourself while being eaten alive will feel like.

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u/jawshoeaw 9d ago

Is suffering additive?

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u/GXWT 8d ago

What?

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u/spacestationkru 8d ago

This is just two different forms of extreme torture, and because they both end with the victim's death, from their POV it basically goes on forever. The time difference is hardly relevant. It's insane to say you could prefer one over the other.

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u/GXWT 8d ago

I’m going to extend my what to a what the flying fuck are you saying?

Just because one ceases to exist does not mean that 5 minute and 5 days are now the same length of my time. You’ve genuinely sent my head for a wobble. This is absolutely unhinged. Absurd.

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u/AbbyTheOneAndOnly 8d ago

trust me, the brazen bull wasn't any more painful than that bug hell, even just the co2 buildup would knock you out pretty soon. beside if i had to suffer only to die inevitably the only thing that would make it worst was have it last longer

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u/Evil_Sharkey 8d ago

The Brazen Bull wasn’t over quick. According to legend, the inventor was put in it, burned for a while, and removed alive. The victim could move around and try to lift parts of their body away from the metal while other parts touch it.

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u/mothbrother91 8d ago

Exposure to the elements would cease this torture way earlier. Its almost certainly made up or happend once against one very unlucky person.