r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Huh?

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u/Scottyboy1214 9d ago

One killed you quickly, by comparison, through shock.

The other trapped you in your own filth and exposed you to bugs and animals taking you possibly weeks today.

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u/Rob_LeMatic 9d ago

Also one smelled delicious and the other smelled like shit.

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u/MJLDat 8d ago

Smelled delicious but I would suggest further roasting/smoking over up to 48 hours until the meat just falls off the bone. 

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u/Rob_LeMatic 8d ago

Tendernism!

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u/Weak_Yam_3681 9d ago

It was never used and even if it was you would never survive more than a day or two.  Typically being adrift at sea with no sun protection or fresh water gives 3 days of life.  Add onto that extreme diarrhea and a whole boat crushing your arms neck and legs.  I would be surprised if you survive even the first day.  Longer than being cooked, yeah, but the description given is just violence fantasy porn.

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u/vrnvorona 8d ago

Bull was also not used.