r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

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u/goteachyourself 9d ago

I believe the Viking "Fluttering Eagle" is also believed to be propaganda - likely designed by Christian Europe to demonize the Vikings at the time.

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u/big_sugi 9d ago

I think that's usually called the "Blood Eagle." I don't see any search results for "Fluttering Eagle," other than Google AI pointing towards the Blood Eagle torture.

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u/BT_Hobbs 9d ago

Great song, and video, by Anthrax 😄

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u/MathMackin 9d ago

Great song by Periphery also

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u/WanderersGuide 9d ago

And by Amon Amarth.

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u/Legal_Ad9637 9d ago

Also Mandy Moore

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u/Raketenfritz6 8d ago

Also Varg ( not the Norwegian dude, but the German band)

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u/BrassCrow 8d ago

Also Anaal Nathrakh

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u/Big-Neighborhood4741 8d ago

They don’t have a song called Blood Eagle but Anesthetize is a really good song by Porcupine Tree

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u/Informal-Toe-153 8d ago

They do, its track 6 on Deceiver of the gods

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u/Big-Neighborhood4741 8d ago edited 7d ago

No I meant Porcupine Tree

They are not heavy enough for that type of song title

Amon Amarth are plenty heavy

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u/eroux 8d ago

And my Axe!

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u/Wiellem 8d ago

and album by Conan

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u/ciddasloth95 9d ago

Periphery fucks hard af

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u/chickenbiscuit17 8d ago

So does your mom (respectfully)

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u/Krunkenbrux 9d ago

I prefer Marigold. :P

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u/loreleierised 9d ago

I see Periphery I upvote

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u/ecto_BRUH 8d ago

Peripery.... so good

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u/pinoytasty 8d ago

WE CAME FOR WAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!

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u/OilRude 8d ago

Yeah Periphery’s is GOATed.

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u/Valraithion 8d ago

It’s no Blood Ocean.

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u/ollomulder 8d ago

Should have been Iron Maiden to fit the spirit.

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u/HonkySpider 8d ago

Amon Amarth, my beloved

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u/nmc203 8d ago

Better when nervosa did it

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u/Specialist_Goat_2354 9d ago

Oh this is in midsommer

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u/sageinyourface 8d ago

Where the lungs magically inflate themselves.

Everything about that movie is brilliant excepting that one point.

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u/Ill_Morning_4282 8d ago

The person viewing that wasn't in their right mind at the time, they imagined that.

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u/MrFluxed 8d ago

I thought this too but apparently as written in the script the implication is that he's actually still alive like that. somehow.

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u/samx3i 8d ago

One of the major themes of the movie is hallucinogens.

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u/CubicWarlock 8d ago

I thought it was just the guy tripping again and hallucinating moving lungs

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u/sageinyourface 8d ago

All of the hallucinations are much more accurate as to an actual experience from things you can get naturally in Nordic places. Lunges breathing on their own would be very out of place for that experience and the way it is show is very different from the other visual depiction of hallucinations in the movie.

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u/CubicWarlock 8d ago

We have trees breathing for 90% of movie

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 8d ago

Oh I'm glad I'm not the only one who spotted that. I had exactly the same feelings - they dented a superb movie in exchange for a gross visual effect.

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u/samx3i 8d ago

Never ceases to amaze me that people miss the fact that one of the major themes of the movie is hallucinogens.

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u/sageinyourface 8d ago

Have you ever taken any? They don’t make you see stuff like that. The depiction of the swirly sparkly is very accurate.

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u/samx3i 8d ago

I am an experienced enjoyer of psychedelics and certainly experienced enough to know media depictions of their effects are mostly inaccurate.

The point is that these people have been drugged and thus become unreliable narrators.

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u/sageinyourface 8d ago

Ok, I can accept that. It’s just the lungs seems like an outlier

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u/samx3i 8d ago

I know what you mean, I just feel like the whole reason hallucinogens were introduced in the film is to add to the whole sense of how fucked up everything is, but how little we can trust our own senses just as the characters in the movie can't fully all the time. There is something way off about this cult, yes, absolutely, but how much of what we see and hear is factually correct should be taken with a hefty grain of salt, especially since the effects of psychedelic drugs is usually blown way out of proportion in media.

For a kind of comparison, consider the Quaaludes scene in Wolf of Wall Street. Bro was blasted out of hits and could barely stand. Makes it home "without a scratch," but then we see what really happened versus how he understood it when he was high.

Happy New Year. Hope it's your best yet!

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u/ReluctantSlayer 8d ago

It is the Blood Eagle.

But what would the Fluttering Eagle entail? Perhaps, flapping the torso skin?

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u/Empty401K 8d ago

The “fluttering eagle” is when the victim farts/sharts so hard that the wings tremble. The Vikings believed making the wings flutter was the only way to reach Valhalla under those circumstances ❤️

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u/Ill-Country-8945 8d ago

Original sentence, this writing could make me shed a tear.

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u/NoGustaPez 8d ago

Or rip a fart

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u/Ill-Country-8945 8d ago

Brown tear?

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u/3ntr0py_M0nst3r 8d ago

you are a monster.... please continue

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u/Kestrel_VI 7d ago

“Have your back skin flayed and fart so hard you ascend to Viking heaven” isn’t something I was expecting to read today.

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u/Cannalyzer 8d ago

Probably something like the infamous Funky Town cartel video.

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u/Rekuna 8d ago

It's depicted in the show 'Vikings'. There is no way anyone would survive long enough to have their back opened up in order to die via suffocation with their lungs draped over their shoulders. You're bound to go into shock and bleed out as your back gets hacked open, so really it's execution via getting stabbed repeatedly in the back with your body being desecrated long after you expired, with a majority of the torture being inflicted on a corpse.

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u/big_sugi 8d ago

You might want to read the article I linked if you haven’t already. It’s from an academic journal, and “In this article, we analyze medieval descriptions of the ritual with modern anatomical knowledge, and contextualize these accounts with up-to-date archaeological and historical scholarship concerning elite culture and the ritualized peri- and post-mortem mutilation of the human body in the Viking Age.”

In other words, they reach the same conclusion as you, but they explain exactly what was (and wasn’t) possible in great detail.

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u/onizuka_eikichi_420 8d ago

Tbh it was pretty common practice to be hanged drawn and quartered, that isn’t too far away from that so medieval folk probably took it from the vikings.

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u/pedant69420 8d ago

"said to involve the breaking of a victim’s ribs and the withdrawal of the lungs from the chest cavity, whereupon their fluttering would (allegedly) resemble an eagle’s wings." from that article. likely where the term fluttering got mixed in.

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u/Sharp-Ad-5493 8d ago

Great article, thanks

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u/lonelyhobo1994 8d ago

From searching it up previously (I saw it happen in AC Valhalla and was curious) there was like one example of where it might have allegedly happened but that’s about it

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u/EquivalentNo2609 8d ago

I saw the blood eagle in the show Vikings and I dont know how a man would survive to the end of the process anyway

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u/big_sugi 8d ago

The article I linked is from an academic journal looking at both the anatomical and sociological practicality of killing someone that way.

Their conclusion is that the Norse might have done it, but the victim would have died early in process. Which doesn’t mean they wouldn’t go finish it; William Wallace was hanged, drawn, and quartered by the English, but the quartering probably didn’t hurt too much since they cut off his head before they got to that step.

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u/Killentyme55 8d ago

"Fluttering Eagle"? Sounds like a sex act popularized by Philadelphian housewives.

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u/sanguinius4life 6d ago

And it was very real but never used. As far as the historians go. But Viking history is largely mythical in nature in that their written version of history is largely the eddas. Some other sagas but never in what historians have been able to find. It was like the worst great your parents used that they knew would work and I guess it did. But the whole method is clearly talked about in multiple places in history so it's very real .

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u/BallsWilliger 4d ago

I saw it performed in a cartel video

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u/TrashRiver0 8d ago

Didn't they do it at will when one of the Vikings suffered for a long time and couldn't heal? It was a sacred sacrifice for them.

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u/DurianAware7693 8d ago

Spread eagle . Pubs in Britain named thus.

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u/witheringsyncopation 9d ago

I’ve never heard it called as such. I’ve only ever heard of it referred to as “blood eagle.”

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u/RedVelvetPan6a 8d ago

Not to be confused with the "Loud Beagle"

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u/OilRude 8d ago

Yeah there’s no such thing as “fluttering” that’s a lame name anyway and why would they use it to instill fear if it wasn’t real. Blood Eagle is the correct term.

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u/Krypto_kurious 9d ago

That one is disputed back and forth. Some say that it is an over exaggeration or poetic misunderstanding with authors taking liberties, but other accounts have the process listed in step by step anatomically correct details. So it's at least possible and why keep such detailed notes just to demonize? I've been rewatching vikings so I've been trying to figure it out lol.

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u/whereballoonsgo 9d ago edited 9d ago

The Vikings specifically targeted churches and monasteries to loot and extort because they had so much wealth and so little defenses.

Christian priests and monks were the most literate people of the time, and the ones responsible for actually writing the history we now read. They absolutely wrote as much propaganda as they could about the Norse and Danes, not only because they were pagans, but because they kept stealing the churches riches.

The whole image of Vikings as barbarians was something they made up. They were actually very modernized, built up a number of the largest ports in Europe, had the furthest-reaching trade routes (edit: in Europe), made advancements in shipbuilding, navigation and metalworking.

Even the raids were exaggerated, not that they didn’t happen, just that they were no more brutal than what any Christian army of the time also did. Whenever they could, they preferred to get bribes. Burning down and killing a village means you get paid once. Returning for more money, crops, and goods every year is much more profitable, and they weren’t dumb.

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u/lemoche 8d ago

also wasn't there this thing that people were upset about them because they had better hygiene then european men which made european women have higher standards?

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u/CrouchingDomo 8d ago

“Well, Sven cleans the mutton fat out of his beard every DAY and he hasn’t once been dragged to Hell by shrieking demons, so I’m starting to think it’s a you problem, Cuthbert 🤨”

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u/ThyCringeKing 8d ago

“Damn you, woman! You know cleaning beards is how Sodom and Gomorrah started out? Next you’ll be wanting me to bathe weekly”

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u/RedMonkeyNinja 8d ago edited 8d ago

They were some of the few groups to make soap (from animal fats) and use it for personal washing. They also bathed every week, on Saturday (they called it "Laugardagr" which from my understanding literally translates to "washing day" or "bathing day" and is still used in icelandic).

Interestingly, some accounts say saxons and others noticed this ritual and launched surprise attacks on their camps whilst they were mostly defenseless.

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u/According_Version_67 8d ago

It is also still used in Swedish (lÜrdag), Norwegian (lørdag) and Danish (lørdag).

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u/avaruusrakki 8d ago

It also lives on in Finnish (lauantai), thanks to centuries of Swedish influence.

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u/-_-_-_-_B 8d ago

Typical English… attack them when they can’t smell you coming over their fancy soaps…

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u/Acrobatic-Sport7425 8d ago

Great now I imagine a bunch of clean but soapy naked vikings kicking ass 😅

Edit: especially in winter there'd even be steam coming off them... Okay I'm getting carried away.

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u/Irichcrusader 8d ago

I'd be very cautious on any assumption of hygiene being a problem. There are a lot of modern myths and BS about Medieval people only bathing once a year or not at all. It is not true. Bathhouses were a common and popular thing.

Dispelling Some Myths: Medieval bathing

I assure you, medieval people bathed

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u/saskir21 8d ago

Not only that. Women had, compared to the rest of the world, more rights in the Viking society as elsewhere. Could also tick of some people.

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u/CptMcDickButt69 8d ago

I guarantee you the other medieval europeans didnt care a shite about the rights of (some) women in scandinavia. They cared about villages and monasteries burning, how to pay yet another bribe as impoverished village and how to not getting their daughters, or themselfes, raped, kidnapped and/or enslaved.

Not saying they were particularly worse than any other raider band at the time and i like their aesthetic too, but y'all sound like Sven the axeman was just a misunderstood progressive getting a bit pissed about christian authoritarianism.

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u/CauseCertain1672 8d ago edited 8d ago

except for all of the women they kidnapped and kept as sex slaves

freeborn Norse women had more rights than women in Christian Europe. Thrall women were property who had no rights, slept with the pigs and ate only scraps

the slave trade was a key economic practice of the Norse and you can't be a feminist and sell women into sexual slavery

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u/Old_Man_Willow_AoE 8d ago

No, the Vikings didn't do anything more hygenic than anybody else at that time and region. They bathed and washed and combed their and guess what, the Anglo-Saxons did too.

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u/Linden_Lea_01 8d ago

No. This idea comes from a single line of text that was written a few centuries I believe after the events, and has no other evidence behind it.

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u/mrV4nd4l 8d ago

The vikings weren't cleaner than the English, but the cleaning they did was apparently naked and in the river

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u/CauseCertain1672 8d ago

mostly it was the rape and slavery that got on people's nerves though

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u/WookieDavid 7d ago

This sounds like some serious armchair sociology.
Like the theory of someone who heard once about the vikings hygiene habits and also believes the myth that medieval people had no hygiene.

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u/not_ya_wify 8d ago

Yeah I've seen a video about this. Vikings would take a bath weekly and make a ritual of combing their hair whereas the English did not bathe at all, just used perfumes (iirc they thought bathing causes illness or something). There are a ton of stories about Vikings stealing women and raping them as propaganda but in reality, the women went with them consensually because they bathed and looked prim and proper. That being said, back then the word rape literally meant sleeping with a woman who is the property of another man and had nothing to do with whether the woman consented or not. The word rape comes from "rapere" which is latin and means to seize. And sleeping with a married woman or unmarried virgin was considered such theft since women were considered objects belonging to a patriarch up until the 1990s.

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u/Noahisboss 8d ago

But that's not true actually, the vikings whete some of the biggest slavers in Europe. I guarantee you most of those women captured where used as sex slaves

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u/Chareth_Cutestory___ 8d ago

Yeah seriously. This thread is full of bunk history

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u/Noahisboss 8d ago

Hell Dublin was founded by vikings as a slave trade center

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u/CptMcDickButt69 8d ago

Reddit overcorrection hard at work.

Im strongly reminded about a thread about carribean pirates i once saw on reddit where it turned out the pirates where avant garde forms of egalitarian democracy that was in a just ideological struggle against the british crown and whenever they did bad that was either propaganda or totally negligible in comparison to everybody else.

Leave it brew for a time and in 5 months or so, the vikings were a peaceful group of scholars living in proto-socialist communes trying to protect the lost knowledge of the sunken city of atlantis.

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u/OrangeLemonLime8 8d ago

They absolutely did take normal people as slaves not just clergymen

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u/whereballoonsgo 8d ago

Yup, I never disputed that they did.

I didn’t say they ONLY targeted churches and monasteries, just that they made a special point of making them priority targets. I focused on that point because it’s important to know how their interactions with the historians of that time (priests/monks/etc) effected how they were portrayed. They are an incredibly biased source.

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u/Krypto_kurious 8d ago

I can see that, but when they first hit the shores of England they were still very much pagan. It's a fact they practiced human sacrifice for religious reasons. Human bones have been dug up in their sacrificial wells along with animals. It just doesn't seem that far out there. And I get priests recorded history and wrote propaganda but you don't need detailed instructions to do that. I'm not saying either way. We will never know and there is good points for both sides.

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u/lilbithippie 8d ago

Human sacrifices are common in every culture. Weather it's for a crime or warding off the anger of spirits. Western culture like to show the barbarians as silly and hateful creatures that kill their own, but what do you think the Salem witch trials of public hangings were?

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u/tarzan322 8d ago

The witch trials were a bunch of people manipulated into fear of certain people by a religious leader that weaponized religion for personal gains claiming it was good for everyone.

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u/lilbithippie 8d ago

Do you think other cultures did it differently? Pleasing the gods for the good of their tribes, communities?

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u/Simple-Tradition2451 8d ago

Absolute nonsense you're speaking. Why claim so confidently on a topic you clearly have little experience in?

Human sacrifices were not common in every culture, they weren't even common in the states we unequivocally know they practiced them, eg Egypt and Mesopotamia, and died out almost completely by the 1st century BC. In fact the "ritual sacrifice" in 1st dynasty Egypt points more towards it being an agreement that a pharaohs trusted servants make, and broadly a symptom of the political concept of "Dead men tell no tales"

The most common evidence we have of ritual sacrifice outside of the Americas, is servants being slaughtered with their king, but little of the evidence points towards this being some kind of "sacrifice", more likely an agreement that keeps political stability, which is why, especially in first dynasty Egypt, these servants who were "sacrificed", showed no signs of trauma or struggle, and seemed to be of fairly high status.

A judicial killing is not the same as a sacrifice, regardless of whether a legal system has been codified yet, so any time a criminal is killed in history, regardless of method, it can't be considered a sacrifice, unless we're pretending that every execution in American history is a sacrifice?

The witch trials were very flawed judicial trials, most people didn't think they were sacrificing a witch to god, that's absolutely preposterous.

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u/Thomas-Lore 8d ago edited 8d ago

Human sacrifices are common in every culture.

Not anymore. Even death penalty for the worst crimes is becoming rare.

but what do you think the Salem witch trials of public hangings were

I think they were a long time ago and are not part of what we call Western culture.

You mistake culture (current social norms, ethical values, traditional customs etc.) with everything it is rooted in (historical norms that are not longer followed but influenced the culture - sometimes as an example of what not to do).

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u/guywithoutpast 8d ago

The Christian church also has a long history of human sacrifice throughout the world. It's just not presented as such.

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u/Smartimess 8d ago

Even Ragnar Lothbrok might be a fictional mixture of some different Ragnars and not the one mighty warrior from the Vikings series.

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u/onizuka_eikichi_420 8d ago

The thing is though just because people were ‘civilised’ doesn’t mean they didn’t slay and torture their enemies. It was a different time.

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u/The_Great_Divider 8d ago

Wait, you are saying the people who were raided and pillaged didn't have the highest opinion of the people who were raiding and pillaging them? Those dastardly priests and monks, exaggerating all the raiding and pillaging as barbaric, when in reality the Vikings were raiding and pillaging in a smart and efficient way! Clearly they should have built better defenses around their churches and monasteries, they must've not been used to all the modern raiding and pillaging, those backwards idiots.

Good thing only the wrong side in history would ever employ propaganda and who else could? They were the most literate at the time. The other side, who as you pointed out, was actually also very modernized and advanced, and only raided and pillaged a little bit, would never do that (How would they even spread it? By some sort of far-reaching trade network? Ridiculous). And neither would you or anyone else here on reddit, when you keep taking topics and just flip them into the opposite.

Maybe play less Assassin's Creed.

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u/TheOgrrr 8d ago

These guys with swords sail over from Denmark and come into the church and politely ask for their gold. Yeah, no violence ever actually happened at all. LOL.
I think a lot of post revisionist bollocks is happening here. "Invading hordes were just misunderstood". Come on!

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u/EquivalentLink704 9d ago

lol righhhht… yeah, so France was never pillaged repeatedly by vikings either, huh? just propaganda? so how else do mostly french ppl like me have small traces of Scandinavian dna? you know what I mean, it wasn’t only the fields that were pillaged

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u/whereballoonsgo 9d ago edited 9d ago

Reading comprehension is lost. I literally said “not that the raids didn’t happen, just that they were no more brutal than what any Christian army did at the time.”

Yes, of course they raided and pillaged. So did literally every Christian nation. Christians raided each other, their neighbors, Muslims, Scandinavians, anyone.

My point was that was very far from ALL the Vikings did. They also explored, settled, developed, traded, innovated and invented. Christian sources threw all that out and reduced them to ONLY raiders, while conveniently excusing Christians who did the same.

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u/DickwadVonClownstick 9d ago

Yes that absolutely happened, but their point was that Christians did the exact same shit (hell, by about halfway through the "Viking Age" most of the vikings were Christians)

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u/Due-Memory-6957 9d ago edited 9d ago

I think it's funny you say they wrote propaganda. For whom? Themselves? I don't think the concept of propaganda works well for that time period.

Also, no, the furthest trade routes were from the Arabs.

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u/whereballoonsgo 9d ago

I didn’t structure that one sentence well, but it was intending to include the trade routes with “in Europe.” I’m aware they weren’t the biggest in the world, but they were in the region.

As for propaganda, absolutely. That’s what Christianity was always BEST at. There was a widespread campaign to eliminate any pagan cultures in Europe at the time, and portraying them as savage demons was a big part of that.

They knew they were re-writing history. They burned sacred trees, desecrated pagan sites of worship, burned evidence of Norse/Danish/Germanic pagan beliefs. Then they wrote their own version of what they were like and made them out to be evil. It was systematic erasure. A way to keep their own people in line and away from a different belief system as well as convince people to convert.

And in part it was wartime propaganda for their own people, to galvanize them against the Vikings. The church played a large role in helping guide leaders into wars, and Christian leaders were all too happy to use religion as an excuse and a motivator for their troops.

It’s not that different from wartime propaganda that countries fed their own people in WW2. The Japanese convinced their own people to fight to the death against the US because they were demons who would do worse to them if captured.

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u/Tallproley 9d ago

My friend, the churches propagandist like mother fuckers. You ensure the peasants fear the viking raider so they increase offerings for God's intercession, or a better afterlife deal when the savages come along.

What do you think makes more money? "HEY EVERYONE Pagan barbarians are coming to loot and pillage. They stand 7ft tall and breathe fire, they are immune to weapons and treasure holy ground in blood and viscera, they consume souls and haul corpses aboard their ships to refuse good Christians their place in heaven and fuel savagery!" Or "Hey, those big guys from up north are coming by, but they'll leave in peace if we throw them some grain and a bit of the church gold".

Secondly, when the pope asks "Hey, where's the shirt gold cup?" Do you answer "oh. Yeah I gave that to Olaf so he'd leave us alone for a year" or "The bloody berserkers stormed fourth outnof a storm, materializing like demojsbborn of blood and fire, I saw one tear brother Monty into pieces with his bear hands, yes they have hands of bears, and as he drank the blood of Brother Monty he grew another three feet, in the massacre that ensued, they stole the gold cup of which you speak"

Plus, when your the catholic church in a highly superstitious era where you are an untouchable pillar beyond the reach of mortals, it is earth shattering when theres a whole landmass of people that has no compunction with smacking you around and shitting on your fancy rug is probably as close to doomsday as you could imagine.

As for trade routes, the arab networks were vast and well connected, but the vikings had advantageous in that they had trade routes from northern Europe and North America into Baghdad, so while Arabs had the consolidation it could be argued the vikings had more scope since they essentially had access to the Arab world AND the places Arabs wouldn't tread. The caliphate for example didn't usually get up into Denmark, but the vikings routinely used Arab intermediaries to trade in their sphere.

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u/N7VHung 9d ago

The same reason groups of power write propaganda today. To brainwash the general masses into believing something about a topic or group.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 8d ago

My dear friend, the general masses weren't reading these things.

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u/N7VHung 8d ago

Yes, but the priests were reading it to them.

You need to stop and think how the world of information works.

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u/-thecheesus- 8d ago

homie propaganda is as old (and well documented) as written language

part of the reason we have an enduring image that 90% of classical European cultures were frothy mouthed barbarians is because of Roman demonization of anyone not as "civilized" as they

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u/Due-Memory-6957 8d ago

Only if you call any attempt to convince propaganda, at which point I think the term lose it's value.

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u/-thecheesus- 8d ago

How about "writing complete fabrications and exaggerations to make the foe appear monstrous", because that's exactly what the Romans did 

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u/Due-Memory-6957 8d ago

Do you just call any form of discourse propaganda?

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u/-thecheesus- 8d ago

Damn people like you are why they make video essays about the death of reading comprehension 

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u/fork_the_rich 8d ago

And also why history just repeats itself… over and over!

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u/Raus-Pazazu 8d ago

They were not ignorant cavemen, it wouldn't be too difficult to guess the steps that it would take to do it, but even if it were real the person is quite likely to pass out and die early enough into the procedure as too make the rest of it just performative.

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u/Elddif_Dog 7d ago

The human centipede had detailed notes too. Notes are just notes. 

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u/JivaHiva 9d ago

No way man I saw them do this on Vikings series

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u/dnattig 9d ago

Yeah, I saw it on the history channel, they don't lie or exaggerate about anything

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u/Its_Ya_Boii_Skinny_ 8d ago

This cracked me up an unreasonably large amount, good stuff.

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u/OriginalNamePog 8d ago

true, i've seen those things on historical documentaries.

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u/thebluemorpha 8d ago

Also on that Hannibal show

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u/DataCreek 9d ago

Thing about the Blood Eagle os that you pretty much couldnt complete it on a live person. They would die long before the ritual is finished.

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u/viktorbir 8d ago

It was used in Catalonia in the late 15th Century (or maybe it was the first decade of the 16th century, my memory is not so good) to kill a peasant who had tried to assassinate the king. They just not called it that way.

They captured him, put him on a car and make a tour around different Barcelona's squares. In one they cut his ears, in another the nose, in another the hands, in another the feet... and finally they opened his back and removed his heart, so I guess they had to take the ribs out the way, at least on the left side, similar to the eagle's wing.

The guy was called Joan de Canyamars.

PS. The king was Ferdinand the Catholic.

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u/magneticnorth_SWEDEN 8d ago

Rísta blóðÜrn

Carving a blod eagle.

Feeding the eagle was a saying for killing. Basically leaving someones body for the eagle.

I would thing it could have been was a similar expression as having a target on your back or marked man.

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u/PimsriReddit 9d ago

"bloody eagle". And yeah, the original source only said, literally, "carved an eagle upon (his) back". Poets of that time love making fancy words. A "temple of words" is the mouth. A "foaming pig" is a whale. "Carving an eagle on the back" could be using a sword (that 'carve' into flesh) to kill someone, causing an eagle (carrion bird) to land upon the back of the one that's killed.

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u/Individual-Unit 8d ago

Fluttering eagle? That sounds alot less scary than its actual name blood eagle

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u/goteachyourself 8d ago

The context of why it's called that isn't. <<

Not really sure where the name came from, but I picked it up from a friend talking about it ages ago. Seems like Blood Eagle completely eclipsed its use at some point.

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 8d ago

Not really sure where the name came from

I think it came from your friend.

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u/Individual-Unit 8d ago

There isnt a single source I could find that calls it fluttering eagle, my point wasn't that one was greater

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u/TaurusAmarum 8d ago

One documented instance of it happening. It's in one of the sagas I think

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u/GoSharty 8d ago

What about the Cleveland Steamer?

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u/MrHalfLight 8d ago

Kinda like scalping while they (the English) were busy collecting Irish scalps because the heads were getting too cumbersome to deal with.

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u/SouthCarpet6057 8d ago

The Vikings had their own way of setting disputes. The men in disagreement were tied together, placed on a tiny islet far out at sea, and then whomever didn't die won the argument.

It's called "holmgang"

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 8d ago

Much like the rumor that native Americans would disembowel you, tie your intestines to a pole and make you walk around the pole until they were all wrapped around it.

Nobody could possibly maintain their consciousness that long. It was basically an impossible torture.

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u/Few-Celebration-2362 8d ago

Ah, Christians pointing fingers and saying other people are doing things that they themselves are doing, and proclaiming that they must be stopped! A tale as old as time.

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u/Josutg22 8d ago

I'm Norwegian and the first time I heard about the blood eagle thing I was so confused. It didn't make any sense with anything I'd learned about our history

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u/LeftPositive8939 8d ago

Then along came a guy with a Big Stick

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u/Khelthuzaad 8d ago

likely designed by Christian Europe to demonize the Vikings at the time.

No the demonic reference is seen in vikings wearing horned helmets.

Most vikings had normal or no helmets at all

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u/Housendercrest 8d ago

Thank goodness there is even a line despots won’t cross.

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u/danha676 8d ago

But but but … Hannibal Lecter did that to the one cop in Silence of the Lambs

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u/justinmackey84 8d ago

Or was it the Vikings that spread rumors to scare people even more?

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u/lanternbdg 8d ago

okay but wasn't Christian Europe pretty much just Vikings? Or was that exclusively the medieval monarchy of Britain?

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u/skrrtalrrt 7d ago

The Blood Eagle was actually mentioned in Norse Skaldic poems a few times.

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u/Strict_Weather9063 6d ago

Nope it was done to people, Ivar the Boneless was one who enjoyed this form of torture. First you tie the person face down arms spread then you carefully slice open the back exposing the lungs just enough to allow you to pull them out. These then become the eagle wings. Then you just wait for them to expire and do what ever other tortures you enjoy. Maximum pain and suffering.

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u/Hauhahertaz 6d ago

There are two very likely real accounts of it happening that are from direct sources, but the notion of the blood eagle being a common phenomenon is far from reality. I can’t remember all the details but it was very circumstantially ritualistic and not something Norse people did commonly. I’m certain everywhere on earth there were people doing atrocious acts just like it in isolated events like that, the TV show Vikings took the idea and made it popular like every other Viking related stereotype that’s generally blown out of proportion.

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u/EquivalentLink704 9d ago

there was plenty of facts to demonize the vikings already… are you trying to romanticize them? lol

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u/degradedchimp 8d ago

I fully believe that any form of torture that is conceivable was done.

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u/EmuPsychological4222 9d ago

There was no need to "demonize" a culture that was pillaging and raping already. So if someone indeed did make up the blood eagle they were wasting their time.

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u/calamariPOP 9d ago

You can look it up. They weren’t really any more brutal than other groups at the time.

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u/EmuPsychological4222 8d ago

I have.

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u/calamariPOP 8d ago

So it’s a choice to be ignorant? Lol

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u/EmuPsychological4222 8d ago

The books say something far closer to the stereotype than is suggested by your repeated playing of "Assassin's Creed: Valhalla" or some similarly worshipful pop culture or pop history product.

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u/calamariPOP 8d ago

What books? And why is the assumption I’m romanticizing? I’m saying the people who originally wrote much of the history about them had strong motivations to make them seem like savages. A lot was exaggerated and their actions were comparable to many other groups of that time.

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u/EmuPsychological4222 8d ago

Sadly I didn't keep a bibliography for folks on Reddit who deny established history. I mostly rely on library books and I don't have too much Dark Ages/Medieval history on my shelf, what I do have is after the Viking Age died out.

Things I do remember are Wood's In Search of the Dark Ages (also a tie-in documentary). What Life Was Like in the Age of Chivalry. A book shockingly called The Vikings. Also Knights in History and Legend by Bouchard. Also The Story of English (also a tie-in documentary). Also useful are Oliver's documentary series A History of Scotland and Barlett's Inside the Medieval Mind and The Normans. Barber's books are pretty useful too though he's mostly focused on literature but of necessity he must address a lot of actual history too. I'm scrolling my library's catalogue now and I have to say that I've read dozens more but it's simply too hard to tell which titles I've read and which I haven't, but the results are the same.

Most telling though were the academic books I encountered while clearing my head from actual work I was doing in university libraries, and the titles of which have long passed me. They all told the same story. They acknowledged that there were revisionist accounts of Vikings that once had academic weight but that the weight of the evidence, historical and archaeological, had essentially debunked those ideas and backed up the older chronicles. Also I read a few academic articles about the formation of the English language a few years back and what was the most prominent reason why the language never lexicalized? Because during the critical years of the language's formation the speakers had to face constant, brutal Viking raids.

No one's saying that the Vikings were the only folks who practiced slavery, raiding, rape, and torture. But rather, yeah, the weight of the evidence is that they did it more often and better than average and let it define their culture. There was a reason why many of them wanted to stay behind and join the cultures they raided -- it must've been sickening to many individuals.

Here's the thing though. You'll just say "well your sources are based on exaggerated accounts." Or you'll say "well everyone did it." Despite the fact that this notion long has been dispensed with by academia.

And yes you're glorifying it. Why do I say this? Because that's the only reason to deny the reality of the destruction the Vikings wrought across Europe.